Title: Communicating Effectively Universe: Bleach Theme/Topic: More baby antics? Rating: PG-13 Character/Pairing/s: KenpachixByakuya, Yachiru Spoilers/Warnings: I guess I could warn for schmoop. (OH AND ALSO MENTIONED MPREG) Word Count: 3,880 Summary: Companion piece to “Support the Head”- Byakuya tries to teach Soujun how to use his words. Dedication:juin- you started this and so I feel you should be punished accordingly. A/N: I really just wanted Kenpachi being casually adorable with a baby, which basically makes this self-indulgent porn for my ovaries. Disclaimer: No harm or infringement intended.
Title: So You’re Expecting Universe: Bleach Theme/Topic: N/A Rating: PG-13 Character/Pairing/s: KenpachixByakuya Spoilers/Warnings: UH MPREG. Word Count: 2,555 Summary: Kenpachi has no idea what to expect. Dedication:juin- because it’s only fair. (Except not fair, because you’re better at this than me.) God how did you write mpreg and make me like it. HOW DO YOU HAVE THIS POWER. A/N: I don’t even know. How do I explain this except that juin wrote me awesome KenBya mpreg and I had to try and respond. My response stole her plot and is not as awesome as her story though. You should all go read hers here. Disclaimer: No harm or infringement intended.
Title: A Little Bit Dirty Universe: Bleach (Yakuza AU) Theme/Topic: Yakuza+suits Rating: PG-13 Character/Pairing/s: Kenpachi, Byakuya, and innuendo (mentions of ByakuyaxHisana) Spoilers/Warnings: Violence Word Count: 2,250 Summary: Companion piece to "Sharp Dressed Man"- Byakuya has some desires that don’t exactly fall in line with his rich-boy image. Dedication: for juin’s holiday fic request! Gotta do yours and hils’ first because you both live in the future and stuff. Merry Christmas, bb! A/N: So I realize that this may be the only Bleach I seem to write nowadays but let me just reiterate that I have a major suit kink so if I see this on a request list chances are I am going to choose it over everything else. I am easy like that. Disclaimer: No harm or infringement intended.
Title: It’s Like Pigtail Pulling Only Bloodier Universe: Bleach Theme/Topic: N/A Rating: PG-13 Character/Pairing/s: Ikkaku, Yumichika, Matsumoto, Iba (Kenpachi and Byakuya in the background) Warnings/Spoilers: Um, slight spoilers for the Yumichika/Charlotte fight I guess. Otherwise, just the usual crack and OOC. Word Count: 1,070 Summary: Some shinigami think about what it would take to seduce Kuchiki Byakuya. Some don’t. Dedication: LOL these can only be for cheloya I think. XD Whether she wants them or not. A/N: I have felt spacey all day. I think I’m still recovering from my 3 days of work hell and clearly procrastinating on my real work. Forgive me if this doesn’t make sense? Or I’m sure it doesn’t matter. Disclaimer: Not mine, though I wish constantly. Distribution: Just lemme know.
Title: Hate is a Lot like Love Except with Less Biting Universe: Bleach Theme/Topic: Unadulterated Loathing Rating: PG-13 Character/Pairing/s: KenpachixByakuya (kind of) and Yachiru, Renji, Shunsui, Yumichika, and Ikkaku present or mentioned Warnings/Spoilers: Crack, OOC, random. No real spoilers I can imagine. Word Count: 2,640 Summary: Kenpachi wears on Byakuya’s patience. Dedication:cheloya’s request on my drabble meme! I totally did not see your request until JUST NOW. SORRY! A/N: YAY FINISHED WITH REQUESTS. Now I should probably do some real work or something. I am so out of practice with Bleach SIGH. Disclaimer: No harm or infringement intended.
Title: Layers Universe: Bleach Theme/Topic: hot, human world clothing. Rating: PG-13 for innuendo Character/Pairing/s: IkkakuxYumichika-ish? Kind of? IDK. Warnings/Spoilers: RANDOM. Word Count: 1,475 Summary: Ikkaku is wearing gay clothing. And it’s too warm. Dedication: one of juin’s requests on my holiday fic meme! I figured that I should try something new. XD A/N: daskl;jasdf I know RebornxLambo was your first choice but I still am behind on the series so I don’t actually know the mechanics behind adult Reborn yet? Like, at all? I WILL THOUGH. I WILL. Disclaimer: No harm is meant by this!
Title: On Forming Diplomatic Relations with the Eleventh Division Universe: Bleach Theme/Topic: N/A Rating: PG-13 Character/Pairing/s: Kenpachi, Byakuya (Ikkaku, Yumichika, and Yachiru too of course) Warnings/Spoilers: Stupid and OOC and pointlessness. Word Count: 1,138 Summary: Byakuya and Kenpachi get as civil as they know how. Dedication: Happy birthday, cheloya! Sorry I am so lame and out of practice, but maybe this will I don’t know, reopen doors for me or something. Also, is it even still the 26th in Australia? TIMEZONE FAIL. A/N: Holy god I don’t know what I’m doing anymore. Disclaimer: No harm is meant by this!
Figured I might as well throw this up as I wade through the remainder of the requests from the meme. XD
Title: Step Two Theme/Topic: After “Faux Pas” Rating: PG Character/Pairing/s: Ikkaku, Yumichika, Byakuya, Yachiru, Kenpachi (background KenpachixByakuya Warnings/Spoilers: None I can imagine. Word Count: 579 Summary: Following the events of “Faux Pas”- Kenpachi waits. Dedication:cheloya’s request on my timestamp meme. A/N: THIS IS A LITTLE VAGUE AND WEIRD ISN’T IT? SIGH.
Title: That’s Sexual Harassment Universe: Bleach Theme/Topic: N/A Rating: PG-13 Character/Pairing/s: ShuuheixYumichika, (light mentions of IkkakuxKira), aid from Renji Warnings/Spoilers: OOC, stupidity. Word Count: 1,838 Summary: Shuuhei is being sexually harassed. He thinks. Dedication:sophiap- Hang in there, love! A/N: Wow I just found this after like, 3 months of having forgotten it even existed. I just tacked on an ending just now, but I figure it’s ready to go up either way. LOL None of my fic makes that much sense anyway. XD Disclaimer: Not mine, though I wish constantly. Distribution: Just lemme know.
Title: Five Times Ikkaku Tried to Ask Kira Out (and One Time He Succeeded) Universe: Bleach Theme/Topic: LOL as the title says. Rating: PG-13 Character/Pairing/s: IkkakuxKira, Yumichika, Iba, Shuuhei, Renji, Matsumoto (mentions some IbaxMatsumoto and past GinxKira) Warnings/Spoilers: Vague spoilers for the SS arc. Pretty much AU after that. Also! Raging OOC. XD Word Count: 3,198 Summary: Ikkaku tends to do things backwards. Dedication: requested by thehoyden! I am sorry this is so weird. A/N: Still combating that writer’s block (or I guess in my case writer’s laziness), so I apologize if this is OOC and kind of um… random and weird. LOL It’s always an uphill battle for someone like me, who is neither a born genius nor a genius of hard work. Mediocrity is too comfortable, I guess? Anyway, yeah. I kind of forced it. You can probably tell. >> Disclaimer: Not mine, though I wish constantly. Distribution: Just lemme know.