Tags: ikkaku

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Bleach- "Communicating Effectively"

Title: Communicating Effectively
Universe: Bleach
Theme/Topic: More baby antics?
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: KenpachixByakuya, Yachiru
Spoilers/Warnings: I guess I could warn for schmoop. (OH AND ALSO MENTIONED MPREG)
Word Count: 3,880
Summary: Companion piece to “Support the Head”- Byakuya tries to teach Soujun how to use his words.
Dedication: juin- you started this and so I feel you should be punished accordingly.
A/N: I really just wanted Kenpachi being casually adorable with a baby, which basically makes this self-indulgent porn for my ovaries.
Disclaimer: No harm or infringement intended.

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Bleach- "So You’re Expecting"

Title: So You’re Expecting
Universe: Bleach
Theme/Topic: N/A
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: KenpachixByakuya
Spoilers/Warnings: UH MPREG.
Word Count: 2,555
Summary: Kenpachi has no idea what to expect.
Dedication: juin- because it’s only fair. (Except not fair, because you’re better at this than me.) God how did you write mpreg and make me like it. HOW DO YOU HAVE THIS POWER.
A/N: I don’t even know. How do I explain this except that juin wrote me awesome KenBya mpreg and I had to try and respond. My response stole her plot and is not as awesome as her story though. You should all go read hers here.
Disclaimer: No harm or infringement intended.

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GOD I AM BAD AT THIS GAME.
NewS- Shige WTF

Bleach- "A Little Bit Dirty"

Title: A Little Bit Dirty
Universe: Bleach (Yakuza AU)
Theme/Topic: Yakuza+suits
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: Kenpachi, Byakuya, and innuendo (mentions of ByakuyaxHisana)
Spoilers/Warnings: Violence
Word Count: 2,250
Summary: Companion piece to "Sharp Dressed Man"- Byakuya has some desires that don’t exactly fall in line with his rich-boy image.
Dedication: for juin’s holiday fic request! Gotta do yours and hils’ first because you both live in the future and stuff. Merry Christmas, bb!
A/N: So I realize that this may be the only Bleach I seem to write nowadays but let me just reiterate that I have a major suit kink so if I see this on a request list chances are I am going to choose it over everything else. I am easy like that.
Disclaimer: No harm or infringement intended.

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IDEK.
ES21- Ha-ha Lazy

Bleach- "It’s Like Pigtail Pulling Only Bloodier"

Title: It’s Like Pigtail Pulling Only Bloodier
Universe: Bleach
Theme/Topic: N/A
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: Ikkaku, Yumichika, Matsumoto, Iba (Kenpachi and Byakuya in the background)
Warnings/Spoilers: Um, slight spoilers for the Yumichika/Charlotte fight I guess. Otherwise, just the usual crack and OOC.
Word Count: 1,070
Summary: Some shinigami think about what it would take to seduce Kuchiki Byakuya. Some don’t.
Dedication: LOL these can only be for cheloya I think. XD Whether she wants them or not.
A/N: I have felt spacey all day. I think I’m still recovering from my 3 days of work hell and clearly procrastinating on my real work. Forgive me if this doesn’t make sense? Or I’m sure it doesn’t matter.
Disclaimer: Not mine, though I wish constantly.
Distribution: Just lemme know.

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Pron Waffles

Bleach- "Hate is a Lot like Love Except with Less Biting"

Title: Hate is a Lot like Love Except with Less Biting
Universe: Bleach
Theme/Topic: Unadulterated Loathing
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: KenpachixByakuya (kind of) and Yachiru, Renji, Shunsui, Yumichika, and Ikkaku present or mentioned
Warnings/Spoilers: Crack, OOC, random. No real spoilers I can imagine.
Word Count: 2,640
Summary: Kenpachi wears on Byakuya’s patience.
Dedication: cheloya’s request on my drabble meme! I totally did not see your request until JUST NOW. SORRY!
A/N: YAY FINISHED WITH REQUESTS. Now I should probably do some real work or something. I am so out of practice with Bleach SIGH.
Disclaimer: No harm or infringement intended.

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ES21- Ha-ha Lazy

Bleach- "Layers"

Title: Layers
Universe: Bleach
Theme/Topic: hot, human world clothing.
Rating: PG-13 for innuendo
Character/Pairing/s: IkkakuxYumichika-ish? Kind of? IDK.
Warnings/Spoilers: RANDOM.
Word Count: 1,475
Summary: Ikkaku is wearing gay clothing. And it’s too warm.
Dedication: one of juin’s requests on my holiday fic meme! I figured that I should try something new. XD
A/N: daskl;jasdf I know RebornxLambo was your first choice but I still am behind on the series so I don’t actually know the mechanics behind adult Reborn yet? Like, at all? I WILL THOUGH. I WILL.
Disclaimer: No harm is meant by this!

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Bleach- "On Forming Diplomatic Relations with the Eleventh Division"

Title: On Forming Diplomatic Relations with the Eleventh Division
Universe: Bleach
Theme/Topic: N/A
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: Kenpachi, Byakuya (Ikkaku, Yumichika, and Yachiru too of course)
Warnings/Spoilers: Stupid and OOC and pointlessness.
Word Count: 1,138
Summary: Byakuya and Kenpachi get as civil as they know how.
Dedication: Happy birthday, cheloya! Sorry I am so lame and out of practice, but maybe this will I don’t know, reopen doors for me or something. Also, is it even still the 26th in Australia? TIMEZONE FAIL.
A/N: Holy god I don’t know what I’m doing anymore.
Disclaimer: No harm is meant by this!

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Bleach- "Step Two"

Figured I might as well throw this up as I wade through the remainder of the requests from the meme. XD

Title: Step Two
Theme/Topic: After “Faux Pas”
Rating: PG
Character/Pairing/s: Ikkaku, Yumichika, Byakuya, Yachiru, Kenpachi (background KenpachixByakuya
Warnings/Spoilers: None I can imagine.
Word Count: 579
Summary: Following the events of “Faux Pas”- Kenpachi waits.
Dedication: cheloya’s request on my timestamp meme.
A/N: THIS IS A LITTLE VAGUE AND WEIRD ISN’T IT? SIGH.

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Bleach- "That’s Sexual Harassment"

Title: That’s Sexual Harassment
Universe: Bleach
Theme/Topic: N/A
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: ShuuheixYumichika, (light mentions of IkkakuxKira), aid from Renji
Warnings/Spoilers: OOC, stupidity.
Word Count: 1,838
Summary: Shuuhei is being sexually harassed. He thinks.
Dedication: sophiap- Hang in there, love!
A/N: Wow I just found this after like, 3 months of having forgotten it even existed. I just tacked on an ending just now, but I figure it’s ready to go up either way. LOL None of my fic makes that much sense anyway. XD
Disclaimer: Not mine, though I wish constantly.
Distribution: Just lemme know.

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Bleach- "Five Times Ikkaku Tried to Ask Kira Out (and One Time He Succeeded)"

Title: Five Times Ikkaku Tried to Ask Kira Out (and One Time He Succeeded)
Universe: Bleach
Theme/Topic: LOL as the title says.
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: IkkakuxKira, Yumichika, Iba, Shuuhei, Renji, Matsumoto (mentions some IbaxMatsumoto and past GinxKira)
Warnings/Spoilers: Vague spoilers for the SS arc. Pretty much AU after that. Also! Raging OOC. XD
Word Count: 3,198
Summary: Ikkaku tends to do things backwards.
Dedication: requested by thehoyden! I am sorry this is so weird.
A/N: Still combating that writer’s block (or I guess in my case writer’s laziness), so I apologize if this is OOC and kind of um… random and weird. LOL It’s always an uphill battle for someone like me, who is neither a born genius nor a genius of hard work. Mediocrity is too comfortable, I guess? Anyway, yeah. I kind of forced it. You can probably tell. >>
Disclaimer: Not mine, though I wish constantly.
Distribution: Just lemme know.

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EDITS PLZ I RUSHED THROUGH THIS SO BLINDLY.