" But Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms yo. "

If your dad was turning 50, what would you get him?

Official Douche Bag of the Month:
MEL GIBSON

As if you didn't hate him enough already when "The Passion of the Christ" was released because of his self-righteous, pretentious bullshit in interviews and attitude like he just got himself a free ticket into heaven by making that film, Mel has decided to ensure his status as a total douche bag.
Mel Gibson was pulled over for drunk-driving (hey, remember when Jesus used to do that? No?) and---get this---asked the cop if he was a Jew and then proceeded to go on a rant about how he hates Jewish people.
Anti-semitism...because all the really nice people like Hitler and the neo-nazis hate Jews. Sounds pretty douchey to me. Besides that, wasn't Jesus a Jew, Mel? And what exactly are the "evil Jews" doing that would be worse than driving drunk and endangering other people's lives? Are the Jews collectively killing babies and eating them? No, they aren't. So SHUT THE FUCK UP, DOUCHE BAG.

I apparently drew the swaztika backwards, but I've never drawn one until now, so whatever. I'm not Mel Gibson, how should I know?!

I need a hobby, and I was wondering if you fine people could give me one. And yes, the porn business IS an option.

Pleasurably yours,
Emily

DOUCHE OF THE MONTH.

The First Evil is the source and embodiment of all that is evil. Older than demons, even the Old Ones, who are themselves older than humans, it is older than the written word and trascends all realities or dimensions. Few have heard of it and fewer believe in its existence.

Much to its dismay, the entity cannot affect the world on a physical level. Its power lies in its ability to deceive, torment and manipulate others. It can take the form of any dead or undead person. Since she had died before, the First Evil often appeared as Buffy in the last season of the series. The First has been hinted to have telepathic powers and knows everyone's darkest secrets. It uses the knowledge to drive others to madness and such acts as murders and suicides.

Man, what a douche.

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For all Canadians out there, please get your heads out of your asses and vote ANYTHING BUT CONSERVATIVE. ANYTHING.

Sheesh.

Stephen "Demon Eyes and Ample Thighs" you haunt me.


Jan 23. Please don't make me end myself.


PS. Jack Layton is a FOX