DOUCHE PLUS INFINITY

Official Douche Bag of the Month:
MEL GIBSON

As if you didn't hate him enough already when "The Passion of the Christ" was released because of his self-righteous, pretentious bullshit in interviews and attitude like he just got himself a free ticket into heaven by making that film, Mel has decided to ensure his status as a total douche bag.
Mel Gibson was pulled over for drunk-driving (hey, remember when Jesus used to do that? No?) and---get this---asked the cop if he was a Jew and then proceeded to go on a rant about how he hates Jewish people.
Anti-semitism...because all the really nice people like Hitler and the neo-nazis hate Jews. Sounds pretty douchey to me. Besides that, wasn't Jesus a Jew, Mel? And what exactly are the "evil Jews" doing that would be worse than driving drunk and endangering other people's lives? Are the Jews collectively killing babies and eating them? No, they aren't. So SHUT THE FUCK UP, DOUCHE BAG.

I apparently drew the swaztika backwards, but I've never drawn one until now, so whatever. I'm not Mel Gibson, how should I know?!