Nerdim!

You little burst of sunshine, you.

*SMOOOOOOOOOCH*

I thought about writing you a song, but I'd have had to sing it and we know how unpleasant that would be.

I thought about writing you a sonnet, but that's so high school.

I thought about writing you a story, but been there, read that.

So I thought I'd say I wuv you. You're my favorite white girl ever.

Wuv you! *SMOOCH*

Here's a little ditty I wrote just for you on the occasion of your birthday, and it's sung to the tune of your all-time favorite song.

*clears throat*

Amylicious (Amylicious)
But she ain't malicious
And if you was suspicious
All that hatin' is fictitious
She dismisses (siiiiighhhh)
That sweet sound of rock, rock
And we be lining down the block just to hear her potshots (four, tres, two, uno)

So pernicious (It's fake hate)
So pernicious (She likes to talk and mock, mock)
So pernicious (We want a slice of what she got)
Amylicious (A-A-A-A-Amy, Amy)

[Repeat ad nauseam - literally]

Amy, it's quite unfair that on this of all days I don't have any embarrassing photographs or video clips of you to post for all and sundry to delight in. That's the point of birthdays, right? If I was your mother, I'd have the baby pictures out, but as I'm not, you'll just have to settle for this.

I'm so very glad you came over to la casa and discovered that I do, in fact, exist. And that you kept discovering it for (...was this New Year's?) the entire evening and into the next day. You're probably my most favourite of the people I've met so far upon moving here, and I swear I'm not just greasing your palm with words to help myself avoid a little camera time on the next occasion you're at our place. Speaking of said next occasion, it's going to be *fantastic*, and while your birthday got squashed between Pam's birthday, and graduation, and your trip, we'll make up for all of it @ the Amy Returns Party (now with more long long long, less hummus coma.)

So thanks for being you, Amy. Thanks for coming out to the EXIT gigs, for coming out to the parties, thanks for making people like us again ;), for surreptitious emails when I become an old fandom hag. And thanks, even, for being so tolerant of what's his squid. It's always appreciated.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

And bon voyage-mente

Hey Amy!

I can't believe I've known you for only 2 1/2 years now - it seems like it's been way longer than that. You were the first to IM me way back in early '05 and I don't know if I ever expected it to develop into the friendship that it did, especially one that resulted in eventual plans to travel, cross continent packages of food and CDs and all sorts of other stuff, a UCLA shirt which I'm afraid to wear out from wearing it too often, phone calls which lasted for hours despite dropouts, storms scary looking phone bills and phone card shortages. Whoops.

I'll admit it, I've been a totally shittastic friend as of late. I've flaked on those phonecalls, never sign on, all the rest of it. You've always gone out of your way, though, just to drop me an email to ask how I'm doing, or a post to tell me that I'm being an idiot for being antisocial, which is a good kick in the rear end that I probably need every now and then, haha. Basically, it's been you that's been making sure that everything on my end was all right, even when I was totally lacking in that department. You'll roll your eyes when you read this, more than likely, but I pretty much count myself damn lucky to consider you as a friend, let alone a best friend. I can't thank you enough for being one of the most dependable and honest people I know, especially when I've been a complete mess. I'm really so glad that I know someone so generous, friendly, blunt and sarcastic when they need to be (yes, that's a good thing to me :p) and just outright hilariously wonderful, and I shall stop there before this goes completely mushy and stupid. I hope you have a wonderful 22nd birthday and a fantastic trip.

Love,
Evie

Happy Birthday, Ahmee!

Hope you have a day filled with hate, just like you.

I'm only kidding, Boo. Have a fantastic 22nd birthday. <333

Happy Birthday, Amy!

I don't say it enough, I don't say it often at all, and I know you know I feel this way, but I'm going to say it anyway, because I'm like that and it's all about me.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YAMS

I hope your day is fabulous, your trip is splendiferous, and the coming year is everything you want it to be. I don't have anything fun or fancy ready for you yet, but I'm hoping to spring something on you when you get back from your fabulous trip.

ANTISOCIAL FOR LIFE!