Saner than an emu on acid
The yard is nothing but a fence
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on 22 October 2002 (#749341)
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on 28 April 2023
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You want to kiss my egg?
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Herein resides the Goddess of Paranoia.
I hear voices, ridiculous voices. - U2 Zooropa
Some people see their glass as half full. Some people see their glass as half empty. Me, I see it as "Yay! I have a glass!"
I am me. I love many things, I like many things and then there are things I do not care for. I write some things, I relate some things, and sometimes I let my overactive imagination run wild. I'm a mommy, friend, recent widow, worker bee, lover of this, disliker of that, and slightly off my rocker.
"Just can't live that negative way... make way for the positive day." - Bob Marley
Life is good; it beats the alternative.
Insanity is its own reward.
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss
I play well with others.
"I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Support smooches for pooches, 'cause a mind is a terrible thing, and must be stopped, no matter what the consequences.
"Don't worry, about a thing
Cause every little thing's,
Gonna be all right"
Warning: U2 Freak. Have been for over half my life so that ain't gonna change.
"The point is, you see, that there's no point in driving yourself mad trying to save yourself going mad. You might as well give in and save your sanity for later." - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
One day a man was walking along a beach when he noticed a figure in the distance. As he got closer, he realized the figure was that of a boy picking something up and throwing it into the ocean. Approaching the boy, he asked, "What are you doing?"
The youth replied, "Throwing a starfish into the ocean. The sun is up and the tide is going out. If I don't throw them back, they will die."
"Son", the man said, "don't you realize there are miles and miles of beach and hundreds of starfish? You can't possibly make a difference!"
After listening politely, the boy bent down, picked up another starfish, and threw it into the surf.
Then, smiling at the man, he said "I made a difference for that one." - Author Unknown
I hear voices, ridiculous voices. - U2 Zooropa
Some people see their glass as half full. Some people see their glass as half empty. Me, I see it as "Yay! I have a glass!"
I am me. I love many things, I like many things and then there are things I do not care for. I write some things, I relate some things, and sometimes I let my overactive imagination run wild. I'm a mommy, friend, recent widow, worker bee, lover of this, disliker of that, and slightly off my rocker.
"Just can't live that negative way... make way for the positive day." - Bob Marley
Life is good; it beats the alternative.
Insanity is its own reward.
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss
I play well with others.
"I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Support smooches for pooches, 'cause a mind is a terrible thing, and must be stopped, no matter what the consequences.
"Don't worry, about a thing
Cause every little thing's,
Gonna be all right"
Warning: U2 Freak. Have been for over half my life so that ain't gonna change.
"The point is, you see, that there's no point in driving yourself mad trying to save yourself going mad. You might as well give in and save your sanity for later." - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
One day a man was walking along a beach when he noticed a figure in the distance. As he got closer, he realized the figure was that of a boy picking something up and throwing it into the ocean. Approaching the boy, he asked, "What are you doing?"
The youth replied, "Throwing a starfish into the ocean. The sun is up and the tide is going out. If I don't throw them back, they will die."
"Son", the man said, "don't you realize there are miles and miles of beach and hundreds of starfish? You can't possibly make a difference!"
After listening politely, the boy bent down, picked up another starfish, and threw it into the surf.
Then, smiling at the man, he said "I made a difference for that one." - Author Unknown
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