[Lost] His jears are LEGEND

Preface to: Luka "Meet Joe Black" Kovacs week on MTPE

Okay. This is a sampling of the conversations we have had on Padre Luka, the Healer Priest.
Coming Soon: Count Drakluka: Brooding Vampire by Night.

Conversations with Padre Luka.
alohachary1851: Bless us Padre Luka
batmite: For we have seeeeeeened most grievously.
Padre Luka: .....
alohachary1851: Padre, Padre, Don Padre, Padre we need the blessings.
batmite: What's that, Padre? Thirty Hail Mary's and some Badficke?... Well, you've got the badficke, Padre.
alohachary1851: Padre, I don't know Hail Mary. Am I eternally damned because I am not Catholicke?

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alohachary1851: Healer Priest, my teeth, they paine me moste heartilye.
batmite: That is moste alarminge.
Padre: ....
alohachary1851: Padre is a doctor, not of teeth, but of the soul
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alohachary1851: She suffers from Prewett Awesome Syndrome. There is no cure. She is afflicted for life.
batmite: Padre Luka is hiding the antidote.
alohachary1851: Padre... she doesnae want it.
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alohachary1851: Just. Don't. Look. At. Me JRM VIII. Not with those rapist eyes.
batmite: They are unclean.
alohachary1851: And rapey.
batmite: Padre Luka must perform exorcism on his eys.
alohachary1851: I hope for his sake... that he is not AB-.
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alohachary1851: Padre Luka will sav the baybay.
batmite: He is the defender of children. Post-Doug
alohachary1851: What if the baybay is AB-?
batmite: Then it's doomed. It's okay. "Toga Toga"'s family is Catholic. They can have another.
[Lost] His jears are LEGEND

Thursday's fic: Bret you've got it goin' on

Title: Operation Help James Feel Better
Summary: James gets rejected again. Sirius picks him up… but not exactly in an orthodox way. It’s Sirius Black, what more can you expect?
Characters/Pairings: James Potter, Sirius Black
Genre: Humor
Rating/Warnings: PG? idk
Word Count: 244



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[Lost] His jears are LEGEND

Bless me Padre Luka, for I have sinned MOST GRIEVOUSLY

Sooooo while studying at St. Scholastica with Kirby today... I sent a variety of IMs to Rach about Padre Luka to make her feel better about being a 'meh' catholic. (Catholicism wow, anyone? anyone?)

anyway.

Here goes

The crackiest crack fic to ever crack.

The Inner Struggles of Luka Kovac

Dr. Luka Kovac, defender of the faith, but alas, the sun draws nigh to the horizon, and he must transform again against his will.

Brooding, in the dark corners of the world, seeking AB- blood (he’s picky) to fulfill his hungry soul.

And yet… he is so empty.

Luka ‘Balkan it for all it’s worth’ Kovac: Healer Priest by day
Count Drakluka: Brooding Vampire by night.
sometimes jemaine gets rly lonely

the return of ~~SUPER GHEY TUESDAY~~

I'm afraid I outdid myself last week, because nothing might ever beat Antony/Vorenus, but here is our little treat for today: Ioan Gruffudd (the mighty Hornblower) and his Welsh BFF Matthew Rhys in "Very Annie-Mary" (2001).



No screencaps avec commentary today, seeing as this was probably the Super Ghey-est part. "Very Annie Mary" doesn't have an overwhelmingly gay agenda, but if you can get past that and the lack of subtitles on the DVD, it's actually quite sweet. (Bonus points for a non-Kiri Te Kanawa rendition of "O Mio Babbino Caro" that I didn't hate.)


Hope you enjoyed the video. See you next week for "Guys and Balls"!