**Delayed: Wednesday's fic
Title: James Potter the next Barry White
Summary: It’s Wednesday Night, do you know what that means? It’s Business time.
Characters/Pairings: James/Lily
Genre: Humor
Rating/Warnings: PG for swearing?
Word Count: 227
James was doing his best impersonation of Barry White behind the curtains of his four poster bed in the Gryffindor dormitory.
“Lily, do you know what time it is?” He asked in a voice that was far too deep for him and hurting his throat.
Lily, feeling a bit flustered from a rather intense snog, replied “Er… half ten?”
“It’s Business Time.”
“What?”
“It’s Business Time. Wednesday night?”
“James, I’ve got rounds in the morning.”
“I know what you’re trying to say, baby,” He rumbled, it was really hurting his voice now, “You’re trying to say ‘Oh yeah, it’s business time.’”
Lily made a face and kissed him on the forehead. “Are you sure you’re all right? I really have to go. I’ll see you at breakfast.” She slinked out of his four poster trying not to disturb the other boys who were doubtfully asleep, but at least James cast that Muffliato charm.
Right?
“Prongs… I’m never letting you listen to Barry White again.” Sirius laughed.
“What the fuck?” James exclaimed.
“God, we heard all of that.” Remus groaned, his head in his hands.
“We’ve also got a pool to see if you’ve Confunded her into liking you.” Peter joked.
“Business Time, what are you, twelve?” Sirius laughed.
“Was my Barry White that bad?” James winced.
“Horrible.” The other three echoed.
not quite padre luka, but it's still awesome.
Summary: It’s Wednesday Night, do you know what that means? It’s Business time.
Characters/Pairings: James/Lily
Genre: Humor
Rating/Warnings: PG for swearing?
Word Count: 227
James was doing his best impersonation of Barry White behind the curtains of his four poster bed in the Gryffindor dormitory.
“Lily, do you know what time it is?” He asked in a voice that was far too deep for him and hurting his throat.
Lily, feeling a bit flustered from a rather intense snog, replied “Er… half ten?”
“It’s Business Time.”
“What?”
“It’s Business Time. Wednesday night?”
“James, I’ve got rounds in the morning.”
“I know what you’re trying to say, baby,” He rumbled, it was really hurting his voice now, “You’re trying to say ‘Oh yeah, it’s business time.’”
Lily made a face and kissed him on the forehead. “Are you sure you’re all right? I really have to go. I’ll see you at breakfast.” She slinked out of his four poster trying not to disturb the other boys who were doubtfully asleep, but at least James cast that Muffliato charm.
Right?
“Prongs… I’m never letting you listen to Barry White again.” Sirius laughed.
“What the fuck?” James exclaimed.
“God, we heard all of that.” Remus groaned, his head in his hands.
“We’ve also got a pool to see if you’ve Confunded her into liking you.” Peter joked.
“Business Time, what are you, twelve?” Sirius laughed.
“Was my Barry White that bad?” James winced.
“Horrible.” The other three echoed.
not quite padre luka, but it's still awesome.