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Couch to 5k... with Zombies, RUN!: Week 1, Workout 1

First, a quick thing on methods of measurement (because, SCIENCE!): I weigh myself almost every day, first thing after waking up, before I drink or eat anything, after I go to the bathroom, and with as little clothes as possible, to get the most accurate weight that's not affected by things that are not me. My scale measures to 100g. I'll convert this to lbs because for reasons I can't understand still, despite that Canada had been using metric measurements since the 70s I was still raised to read weight in pounds, so this gives me a general idea as to where I am (I believe I was about 190 lbs when I moved to Israel). Immediately afterwards, I check my blood pressure. I have a spreadsheet that's been detailing this on and off since September last year when my blood pressure started to rise to about 150/90, which is Not GoodTM, especially for someone who's already had a heart attack. Basal heart rate means my pulse at resting conditions. The rest of my posts on this matter will follow this given layout.
Weight: 97.1 kg (214.1 lbs)
BMI: 31.70612245
Blood pressure: 149/92
Basal Heart rate: 70

The workout, as dictated by the app:
10 min walking at a quick pace
10 rounds of: 1 min walk, 15 sec slow run
10 min "free-form run" (running and walking, depending on how I feel I can do)

According to Zombies, RUN!, this workout registered:
Distance: 3.95 km
Duration: 36:25
Average Speed: 6.51 km/h
Average Pace: 9:13 min/km
Calories: 403

The route, and my speeds along the route:Collapse )

My thoughts: Well, apparently I screwed up the first run. I wasn't really supposed to run at all, but rather walk at my own pace. The good news is I got a bit of the back story for the app; the bad news is days of pain and feeling like an idiot afterwards. It took me a while to get back to running because a) my parents were in town, b) motivation low, c) I'm really good at excuses, as is anyone who tries to do something to improve their health. One of the basic models we're taught in Public Health Nursing is Prochaska and DiClemente’s Stages of Change Model, a model that outlines the ups and downs of patients that wish to improve their health. The way we were taught the model was with the steps in an spiral slide - each level was another stage, and there was plenty of opportunity for the patient to slide back down. By this model, I'm currently in the Action phase, which lasts 3-6 months. It takes about this long to cement a new habit as part of one's lifestyle. Most couch to 5k programs take about 3 months to get the runner up to speed, then another three months to keep them on track. Zombies, RUN!'s couch to 5k involves 10 weeks of training to 5k, and the program says to redo runs if you feel it's necessary.

In terms of this workout itself, I liked that it had me starting this slowly. Walking is something that I've always been good at, both in terms of my ability to walk quickly and to walk distances over a long time without stopping. The app coached me along every few minutes, telling me what my progress was (3 mins into first walk, 5 mins into first walk, etc.), then gave me full instructions for the 1 min walk, 15 s run sets. By the time I hit about the fourth set, I was audibly cursing every time I had to start running, but I was able to keep it up well enough for the entire ten sets without needing to break down. After that, I did another ten minutes of combined running and walking as per my pace. You can see in the above graphic about where my runs were and how long they lasted. The initial ten minutes was about from the start to the bridge at Baram, the last ten minutes was a few hundred meters after the bridge at Dov Yosef (where I broke down last time) to Tzomet Pat (the end of the run). Almost the entire run was downhill until about the 3k mark. Notably, the path I took from after the bridge at Dov Yosef until Tzomet Pat was a path I discovered a week or two before my hospitalization a year ago, when I ran out of the house in a severe depressive state. It's somewhat symbolic for me to take that path now in an attempt to get healthy, I suppose.

At Tzomet Pat, I passed the Neeman's bakery, grateful that I didn't have money to buy an ice coffee or some pastries :) I walked to a bus stop because I didn't feel up to walking the rest of the way home, did some stretches, got bored waiting for the bus, then walked home. It took me a while to fall asleep, probably because my body was still sifting through the endorphins from the run, then way overslept this morning. Best news: I didn't wake up in excruciating pain like I did last time! Perhaps running at night isn't the greatest idea, but it's a much better solution than doing it during the heat of the day and getting horribly sunburned.

My one beef with the app at this point is that after closing the app, I can't seem to access the audio clips from the run, nor the bonus story that I got upon finishing the run. I'm still trying to figure out if there's at least a way to access the story without having to redo the run all over again.

Next scheduled run: Saturday night. Skipping today because you're supposed to leave one day between runs, and running on Friday is highly unlikely between the heatwave we're supposed to be having and that I can't run with my phone after sundown. At least it's a start.
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Couch to 5k... with Zombies, RUN!

I am in pain. My throat is burning from being incredibly dry due to increased breathing rate. My lungs hurt because they haven't had to process that much gas exchange that rapidly in a long time. My leg muscles are sore. And I don't give a damn, because so help me God, I need to beat the Blerch. More importantly, I desperately need to lose weight and get into shape because a) I had a heart attack at age 27, goddamnit; b) my blood pressure is high; c) it's a damn good way to deal with my plethora of psychiatric problems; d) my family.

Perhaps most importantly, the zombie apocalypse is coming very soon. And I do mean very soon. The US Army recently released a training exercise that outlined a plan the event of the zombie apocalypse. This after the CDC updated on their website guidelines for preparedness in the event of zombie attacks earlier this year - a website that has been urging people to prepare since three years ago. If I've learned anything from Zombieland's rules, Rule Number 1 is definitely the most important: Cardio. Slow people get eaten. Faster people stand a chance at outrunning the hordes.

Most recently, I read Feed, published in 2010. This book dealt with the possibility of weaponizing the Kellis-Amberlee virus - another potential virus origin of the zombie plague. This isn't the first documented case of weaponizing zombies (it is also mentioned in The Walking Dead), but it is the first time I've read about weaponizing otherwise healthy humans by injecting them full of zombifying virii. Living in a country where there is a constant threat of terrorism, and given that we've seen terrorist use of other pathogens such as anthrax, we as Israelis must remain ever-vigilant with this new potential threat - to me, something far worse than being nuked.

A friend reminded me of an app that was published a few years back called "Zombies, Run!". As an avid fan of the genre, and always looking for new ways of fending off the impending undead, I downloaded their couch-to-5K app to my phone in an attempt to train myself to a point where I could run more than half a kilometer. Here's today's attempt:

Park Hamesila

This run is, by rough estimate of Google Maps and a Lat/Long calculator, 2.27km. This is my goal for now. It took me 31 minutes to finish, and I certainly didn't run all of it. I made it about 325m before I needed to slow down and start walking in an attempt to catch my breath. After that, it was a mix of running for a minute or two, breaking at a water fountain, walking, and barely running again. The app was, as best as I could tell, not actually keeping track of my speed or distance. If it was, I would have been eaten by zombies shortly after I needed to end my initial jog. But the story continued, even for the last five minutes or so when I was just sitting at the end of the track, out of breath and out of stamina and out of energy.

I'm still happy with my progress. The journey of a thousand miles, as they say. I just hope that I have time to get myself up to a proper 5k run - and beyond that - before the zombie apocalypse does come.