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Title: The Nightwatchman - Part Two
Author: Elaur
Rating: Adult Only
Paring: Connor Macmanus/Martin the Nightwatchman
Summary: Connor is forced -- sorta -- to pop Martin's cherry.
WARNINGS: Really unapologetic dirty-hot manwhore sex. cherry-poppin' daddy, rimming.
A/N 1: This bunny was given to me by the ebil bunnysquee, who, in her usual dastardly way posted a pic of Nicolaj Coster-Waldau in a naked and gay state from the movie Bent, in response to my losing it over a pic of SPF. Then I was goaded on by the uber ebil perseph2hades, so you see, I had no say in the matter. None of it is my fault.
A/N 2: Martin the Nightwatchman is played by Nicolaj, in a recurring role from his movie The Nightwatchman, where he is disgustingly cute and squishy.
A/N 3: As always, the Men of Myth Convention is a creation of stewardess, for which we are eternally grateful. And a big-ass wet smooch to perseph2hades for the beta and caps of Martin. (What would I do without her, I ask you?)

I recommend you read Part One, or you won't have any idea what's going on. Other than the dirty porn, that is. And who needs a backstory for that? *evil grin*

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Title: The Nightwatchman
Author: Elaur
Rating: Adult Only
Paring: Connor Macmanus/Martin the Nightwatchman
Summary: Connor is drinking and sulking. The young and beautiful nightwatchman finds him, alone and defenseless.
A/N 1: This bunny was given to me by the ebil bunnysquee, who, in her usual dastardly way posted a pic of Nicolaj Coster-Waldau in a naked and gay state from the movie Bent, in response to my losing it over a pic of SPF. Then I was goaded on by the uber ebil perseph2hades, so you see, I had no say in the matter. None of it is my fault.
A/N 2: Martin the Nightwatchman is played by Nicolaj, in a recurring role from his movie The Nightwatchman, where he is disgustingly cute and squishy.
A/N 3: Oh and there's a reference to Perseph's fic The Luck of the Irish. As always, the Men of Myth Convention is a creation of stewardess, for which we are eternally grateful.

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Title: Unburdened
Author: green_grrl
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Hector/Odysseus (mentions of Hector/Paris, Achilles/Patroclus, Aragorn/Faramir)
Warnings: sex, a bit schmoopy
Fandoms: Troy, with mentions/appearances from Batman Begins, Chopper, LOTR, Boondock Saints
Disclaimer: The Men of Myth Convention is the brilliant world of stewardess; I'm just abusing playing.
Notes: I was itching to write Hector/Odysseus, but Chopper kept butting in, so Men of Myth it was. Caps for banner from bean-box.com, fanzone50.com and Eric Bana Central
Beta: dubh_ceol, she who corrupted me (bless her pervy heart)





Unburdened

Title: Mad Things
Author: simon_lloyd
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Chopper/Legolas
Warnings: Chopper POV. It’s a weird place to be. *g*
Feedback: Please.
Disclaimer: It’s Chopper. That’s a disclaimer in itself, but Mark “Chopper” Read is a real person and these events are entirely fictional. Image in banner by Andrew Garn © 2003.
Summary: Choppolas: An unconventional romance. Mad things ensue in this chapter, and Chopper‘s past catches up with him. This chapter and all previous chapters, take place at the Men of Myth Convention, stewardess‘s creation.
Beta: elf_skitzo

Previous Chapters:

King Kong
Human-bloody-Nature
Blameless Vestal

New Chapter:

Mad Things

Title: Blameless Vestal
Author: Simon Lloyd
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Chopper/Legolas
Warnings: Crudeness/Angst. What else could this pairing promise? *g*
Feedback: Please.
Disclaimer: It’s Chopper. That’s a disclaimer in itself.
Summary: Choppolas: An unconventional romance. This takes place one week after Human-bloody-Nature, which takes place at the Men of Myth Convention, Stewardess's creation.
Beta: Elf_skitzo

Previous Chapters:

King Kong
Human-bloody-Nature




Blameless Vestal

Title: If you think I’m pretty
Author: elf_skitzo
Fandoms: Troy, Alexander
Pairings: insinuated Hephaistion/Alexander, Alexander/Bagoas, and Hector/Paris
Rating: PG-13 for sexual innuendo, suggested incest, and angst
Summary: Paris doesn’t like being told no
Beta: the incomparable, strawberry flavoured simon_lloyd for her advice and tailoring
AN: title inspired by “Missed Me” by the Dresden Dolls. I'm just dipping my toes into the pool that is Men of Myth, though at this rate with simon_lloyd's encouraging I'll take a dive. The story takes place at the Men of Myth Convention, stewardess's creation.


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Title: Human-bloody-Nature
Author: Simon Lloyd
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Chopper/Legolas
Warnings: I think elaur said it best: there is much “squickiness” in this one.
Feedback: Please.
Disclaimer: I apologize to bunnysquee ahead of time *g*
Summary: Choppolas: An unconventional romance. I suppose this is a continuation of the first Choppolas fic I wrote: King Kong. The story takes place at the Men of Myth Convention, stewardess's creation.
Beta: elf_skitzo, who said that “Chopper isn’t just an attractive orc.” *snogs*
Notes: I lifted the expression “human-bloody-nature” from the movie Chopper. In the scene, Chopper is explaining how nothing is forgiven, or forgotten because it’s human nature.



Human-bloody-Nature

Title: Tamer of Horses
Rating: NC17
Pairing:Hector of Troy/Alexander the Great

For perseph2hades's birthday, late as ever. Characters chosen in honour of a certain expenditure of $50.

Unbetad.

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Title: Rentboy and Chopper Get Married Sign A Service Agreement
Author: Rosemending rosemending@hotmail.com
Website: http://twib.oscillating.net
Pairing: Rentboy/Chopper, Connor/Murphy, Hoot/Todd, Hector/Paris, Winters/Nixon, Speirs/Roe, Aragorn/Faramir/Boromir/Legolas, Gary/Randy, various men of myth
Fandom: Wilde, Chopper, Boondock Saints, Band of Brothers, LOTR, Black Hawk Down etc
Rating: R
Summary: An argument breaks out about what to do with Rentboy's body and Murphy and Connor get recruited.
Disclaimer: Men of Myth is created by stewardess_lotr

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Title: Nemesis
Author: Persephone
Characters: Gandalf, Merlin, Aragorn, Arthur, Faramir and Galahad
Fandoms: LOTR, Excalibur, Men of Myth
Rating: PG
Summary: Merlin is being an asshat.
A/N: Merlin is actually not an asshat. *smirk*


Nemesis