I don’t need films, they disappoint me.
Was expecting it to be worse but it was fun to watch. A lot better than Glass Onion.
It tries to have its cake and eat it too by containing all criticism of the Catholic church as an institution to a single monologue, to which the protagonist goes “yep,” before the story goes right back to focusing on individual bad actors. Throw in a plucky small-town police force with a diverse staff with zero narrative scrutiny, and this film falls…
I wish I was allowed to push Matthew Barney off of a balcony in the Guggenheim
Eating caviar alone in bed in my historic parisian manor listening to ave maria on christmas eve and at no point thinking that I may in fact be evil