God, the massage scene was in such poor taste, and worse, unwatchably bad.

Overall, so many off ramps to redeem the cliche plot, unfortunately, not a single moment was capitalized upon.

Now y'all know why the little old ladies kept coins their purse (see:molly wop wop wop wopppppped).

Brb, adding "consider the position of every mirror in my house" to my to do list.

My test of "is it a Giallo" is whether or not I have the feeling that I want every car, dress and wig after seeing the movie.

Verdict: This is a Giallo.