Big, muscly men punch each other, make me cwy. Film good.
Absolute fever dream sermon from Baptist evangelical preacher Estus Washington Pirkle, fantasizing about a commie takeover of the USA, where reds and preverts are around every corner just waiting to gun you down and torture your children.
This really works because of the Ormonds' full-blooded, gory Godsploitational imagery - with the bodies of the massacred laying in the streets and fields, and rampant torture and beheadings by maniacal uniformed atheists. It's truly a sight to behold, I can't imagine how…
Solid 3-star Ipsploitation, but gets an extra half because Yuen Biao.
People make bad choices, whatcha gonna do??
This is what happens when you tax tips.
A legend - wrapped in terror and written in blood!
What I like about this film is that you get to see Octaman within the first couple of minutes. And not bashfully. We're talking full on tentacle-waving bipedal voguing.
And it doesn't let up at all on the brazen Octadude footage, like an enthusiastic child waving their drawing around or proudly showing off their Halloween costume. It's glorious.
Pretty much everything else is rubbish.
Can't believe this was made by…
I wanted to mourn the loss of an incomparable and irreplaceable creative by watching something in his body of work that I'd never seen before.
This is only halfway there, having already seen his 2001 masterpiece. It's the original TV pilot filmed in 1999, which would've marked his return to the small screen if it hadn't been stymied by TV execs.
Well, ultimately their loss was our gain, and Lynch himself has expressed relief that it wasn't shown and eventually…