Gestapo Spank (thank you captions) will be the name of my new punk band (fascists not welcome, ever). Our set list will include "I'm a Drunkard," "Completely Neutral About Everything," "No Sympathy for the Fox," "Ugarte's Dead," "Ask Your Wife," "Insides Kicked Out," "Aren't You the Kind Who Tells," "Like Any Other Man (Only More So)," "Ilsa's Got a Gun," "The Germans Wore Grey," and "I Tear Up the Bill." The encore will be "Hill of Beans" and our big hit "Fuck Off and Die, Strasser."

That's the craziest table tennis movie I've ever seen.

Dr. Einstein, you cute, loveable, sleepy, schnapps-guzzling , malpracticing, murderous little freakazoid.

Pretty sure "It's all in the family" might be the worst pick up line ever?

John, Paul, George, and Ringo are once again sent from another galaxy to save our planet.

Based on this movie alone, it seemed like a reasonable bet that Lindsay Lohan would be the greatest actress who ever lived.