Title: “Find a map that takes me back” Author: Shaitanah Rating: PG Timeline: post-series 4/post-series 5 Summary: Hal’s rehab hallucinations are getting more and more elaborate. Disclaimer: Being Human belongs to Toby Whithouse and the BBC. Title from “Peace of Mind” by Bat For Lashes. Dedication: for non_canonical. Thank you for being so awesome. <3 A/N: Weird, trippy and, well, the usual.
Title: “The Forest of Talking Trees” Author: Shaitanah Rating: hard R Timeline: 1950s Summary: Hal values his books significantly more than his people. [Hal/Cutler] Disclaimer: Being Human belongs to Toby Whithouse and the BBC. Quotes from “Ava Maria Gratia Plena” by Oscar Wilde; “A General View Of The Criminal Law Of England” by James Fitzjames Stephen. Dedication: for the Hivemind: shirogiku, one of whose story initially inspired me for this idea, and non_canonical with her Hal, books and brain-breaking. A/N: IDEK what this is. Think of it as ridiculous book fluff with violence. And for the record, the views on Wilde expressed here contradict my own: I happen to love him.
Title: “Ausencia” Author: Shaitanah Rating: NC-17 Timeline: AU!future as shown in episodes 4.01, 4.07, 4.08. Summary: To save humanity the War Child must die. Eve found a loophole but humanity isn’t as grateful as it should be. Sequel to Lonely Rivers. [Hal/Eve, side Hal/Cutler] Disclaimer: Being Human belongs to Toby Whithouse and the BBC. Title is Spanish for absence. Dedication: for shirogiku (my Eve is your Eve; don’t leave the fandom!) and non_canonical (did I ever tell you how much I love your obsessing over every single detail in this series?). A/N: I actually hate writing sequels and multi-chapter fanfics but this story just begged to be written.
Title: “Past, Perfect Tense” Author: Shaitanah Rating: NC-17 [dub-con] Timeline: 1950s; post-series 4 Summary: Back in the fifties, Hal was cruel temptation. Now it’s Cutler’s turn to return the favour. [Hal/Cutler, Cutler/Rachel] Disclaimer: Being Human belongs to Toby Whithouse and the BBC. Two lines taken from Episode 4x07, “Making History”. Hal quotes George Orwell in the next-to-last segment. A/N: This is the result of my Cutler muse going completely bonkers. Dedication: for shirogiku – because BSG and Head!Nick and the idea about the freckles and do I even need a reason?
Title: “While the Fields Are Burning” Author: Shaitanah Rating: G Timeline: mid-1960s Summary: A routine investigation of a vampire attack leads a man in grey to wonder about the victim’s motivations. Disclaimer: Being Human belongs to Toby Whithouse and the BBC. Original characters belong to shirogiku and yours truly. Quote from “A Season in Hell” by Arthur Rimbauld. Dedication: for shirogiku. I'm kind of sorry for screwing up your character a little. ;) A/N: Inspired by this song:
Title: “Medley Relay” Author: Shaitanah Rating: PG Timeline: 1942–2012 Summary: The snippets of the story of one Agent Colin Sparks, from a kid with ideas to the ghost in grey. Disclaimer: Being Human belongs to Toby Whithouse and the BBC. Colin Sparks and the Quicksand RPverse belong to yours truly and shirogiku. A/N: I’ve been struggling with this for ages. It’s finally done, more or less. It’s not all of Sparks’s backstory, not even all of his key moments, but it’s the basics. Dedication: for shirogiku who’s amazing, creative, supportive and very adept at saving me from RL. ;)
Title: “The Pinnacle of Being Alive” Author: Shaitanah Rating: PG-13 Timeline: post-Series 4 finale [SPOILERS] Summary: It is difficult enough to manage one vampire on the wagon. It is next to impossible to manage two. Hal tries it anyway. [Hal/Cutler; sequel to Being Cruel Was Such A Cool Thing To Do] Disclaimer: Being Human belongs to Toby Whithouse and the BBC. Title from “God & Satan” by Biffy Clyro. A/N: I’m afraid this might grow into a series. O_o Thanks to shirogiku for giving me ideas!
Title: “Made For the Big Time” Author: Shaitanah Rating: G Timeline: speculatively 3 years post-Episode 2x03, “The Reichenbach Fall” [SPOILERS!] Summary: Three years later, this is Sherlock Holmes apologising. And he still sucks at it. [implied Sherlock/John] Disclaimer: Steven Moffat, Mark Gattiss, the BBC and anyone who’s not me own this. A/N: I wanted to use this idea for crack but 2x03 burned my heart out, so here’s some angst. XD Could be read as gen, pre-slash or slash, whatever floats your boat. Dedication: for cristo_nara - because. ;)
Since I obviously suck, I'm only posting this now. Some of you, awesomest people in the world, have already got their cards; others haven't. But I thought you might want to have your gifts typed up too (since my handwriting is evil, after all))). I'm sorry for all the delays, typos and other issues. You guys are brilliant. May the year 2012 be as brilliant for you as all of you are in general! <333
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Title: “The Burdens of Sin” Author: Shaitanah Fandom: Supernatural Rating: G Timeline: post-Season 5 Summary: for the prompt “sometimes Satan sins, and sometimes–” by kalliel. [Michael, Lucifer]
Title: “In The Long Run” Author: Shaitanah Fandom: The Inheritance Cycle Rating: G Timeline: post-“Inheritance” Summary: for the prompt “freedom” by helike. [Thorn, Murtagh]
Title: “Don’t Worry, Be Happy (According to D. Winchester)” Author: Shaitanah Fandom: Supernatural Rating: G Timeline: Episode 7x08, “Season 7, Time for a Wedding!” Summary: for the prompt “something about that wedding” by cristo_nara. [Dean]
Title: “It Just Goes With the Fashion” Author: Shaitanah Fandom: Merlin Rating: G Timeline: indefinite future Summary: for the prompt “chaos” by eaivalefay. [Merlin, Arthur]
Title: “Because” Author: Shaitanah Fandom: Supernatural Rating: G Timeline: early Season 6 Summary: for the prompt “One peaceful moment in the middle of the chaos of war” by gwaevalarin. [Castiel, Balthazar]
Title: “Driving Circles” Author: Shaitanah Rating: G Timeline: post-movie Summary: Erik hates Charles. Honestly, he does. Telepathic foreplay ensues. Disclaimer: X-Men: First Class belongs to Marvel Entertainment et al. Title from “Your Ghost” by Greg Laswell. A/N: The creepy vagueness is deliberate. And there’s no future canon for me because from what I understand even the movieverse is inconsistent. Dedication: for jayazz. Happy defence day, y/y? ;)