beauvoir: Welcome, dear, sweet, wandering ljer's, to this, cult_sbp-
1anonymous1: Sorry, mate, I don't speak pathetic bastard.
beauvoir: Quite. Anyway, this is a community devoted to all our mutual loves of shoebox_project (See the name similarity there? I thought of that myself, you know). If you haven't read it, go read it now or die die die
1anonymous1: Please? Just one little kiss? Jesus would want you to.
beauvoir: He most certainly would. Now, the rules! Please don't doubly exclaim. Neither Jesus or-