- phaeshmae - untitled
So, apparently all those funny pictures on clothing tags are washing instructions. And anything with an X over it is a giant DO NOT DO. Which, come to think of it, Clint probably could have figured out if he’d bothered to look.(tags: avengers phil/clint short pg domestic @tumblr )
- manic_intent - The Vagaries of Commercial Air Travel
“Would you please be calm,” the steward said, his tone not changing a whit but now Thorin felt it, the pressure and the authority behind the steward’s voice, ironclad, inexorable, like an unravelling, a release so… refreshing that it was utterly sensual: Gods, it had been so long since he had met a First with a presence that was absolute enough to overwhelm him.(tags: thehobbit bilbo/thorin short nc17 au d/s scorching @ao3 untouched accidentalstimulation )
- alkjira - Too Much of a Good Thing? No Such Thing
“You were late,” Thorin grunted. He arched his back a little which pushed his arse even more firmly towards Bilbo.
“I was not,” Bilbo protested. “It is not like we set a time for bed play.”
“Perhaps we should.”
“Let me see with Balin about adding that to your other appointments then shall I?”(tags: thehobbit bilbo/thorin short nc17 @ao3 )
- diemarysues - Deck the Halls and Dwarves and Quarries
Mistletoe! But it’s only a tradition with Hobbits OR Dwarves, so one has to explain to the other.(tags: thehobbit bilbo/thorin short nc17 holiday courting @ao3 )
- HeyThereLionMan - Dwarven Traditions
Wherein Bilbo Baggins has had entirely enough with dwarves and their strange traditions.(tags: thehobbit bilbo/thorin short pg holiday courting @ao3 )
- overtherisingstar - A Light Touch
Bilbo discovers that dwarves have to seriously consider the possibility of someone becoming their spouse if said someone manages to add a braid to their hair while they are sleeping - without waking them up! This seems to him to be a perfect opportunity to both train for his task as a burglar... and maaaybe get something else at the same time.(tags: thehobbit bilbo/thorin short pg courting @ao3 )
- Bead - An Unexpected Courtship
Fili sets himself the task of looking after the newest, weakest and least skilled member of the Company of Thorin Oakenshield.(tags: thehobbit bilbo/fili long nc17 au gender courting @ao3 )
- Bead - And So, To Bed
Thorin suggests that Bilbo go to bed. Very suggestively suggests.(tags: thehobbit bilbo/thorin medium nc17 @ao3 courting )
- Bead - And So, To Bed, the Bella version
Thorin suggests that Bella go to bed. Very suggestively suggests. And suggests quite a bit. Just a suggestion.(tags: thehobbit bilbo/thorin long nc17 gender @ao3 courting )
- slashsailing - Kiss for the Camera
Volenteering as a favour to Natasha, Clint ends up kissing a total stranger. It isn't as easy as he'd expected—but all in all, it goes pretty damn well.(tags: avengers phil/clint short pg au @ao3 )
- dkwilliams - A Convenient Marriage
Challenge: Sirius must ask/beg Snape to marry (and consummate the marriage with) Harry. Also, Casey issued this challenge: "It's after the war. The good side has won but Lucius has managed to wiggle out of it, though his finances are now less than they were. To bring back prestige and money, he invokes an old law that says a house could attach itself to another by marriage, with little recourse to the other house. Lucius obviously chooses Harry. The only hope Harry has is that it is allowed for another witch or wizard to step up and duel Lucius for the right to marry HP (marriage must be consummated with Veritaserum given the next morning for proof). Snape is the only one who qualifies.(tags: harrypotter snape/harry long nc17 marriage @ao3 captivity )
- Deastar - So Wise We Grow
"Commander Spock, we have located your son," the Vulcan lady on the screen says, which would be great, except Jim can tell by the look on Spock's face that he's never heard of this kid before in his life. "If it is expedient, the child will be sent to join you on the Enterprise within the week."(tags: startrek kirk/spock kidfic long r @ao3 )
- dkwilliams - The Courtship of Harry Potter
Another teacher's interest in Harry Potter forces a reluctant Snape to compete for the young man affections.
also: http://diana.slashcity.com/viewstory.php?action=printable&textsize=0&sid=29&chapter=all
also: http://diana.slashcity.com/viewstory.php?sid=29(tags: harrypotter long nc17 courting snape/harry @ao3 @other marriage )
- RazzleDazzle - Bare Necessities
“We don’t have any condoms,” he replies. He tosses the ruined foil packet, along with the rest of the box, into the trash. “There are holes in all of them. I must have grabbed a defective box.”
“Yeah?” Stiles says, a quick breath of a word. “Well how about that.”(tags: teenwolf derek/stiles short nc17 kink @ao3 )
- illumynare - welcome to the family
"Do you think this is a joke?" he demanded.
"No," said Bilbo, and then remembered that the situation was all Thorin's fault. He sat up. "Or maybe it is, in which case it's in very poor taste. But if it's not, well--well, I can assure you I have never had lice a day in my life! And if you're really worried about the hygiene of this Company--not that I'm the one most likely to be carrying nits--I would rather shave my head than submit to being pawed at without so much as a by-your-leave!"(tags: thehobbit gen short pg @ao3 )
- Rosa_Cotton - Grown Accustomed to Her Face
He was considered a confirmed old bachelor in the Shire. Yet here Bilbo was, sighing and pining, bemoaning his blundered wooing attempts like some tween!(tags: thehobbit short pg bilbo/bofur gender courting @ao3 )
- MocaJava - Hobbit Style
Kink Meme: "Bilbo and Bofur are having sex, and Bilbo is topping. Thorin walks in, and Bofur doesn't see him, but Bilbo does.
Instead of getting flustered and shy like Thorin would have assumed, Bilbo is completely undeterred by his arrival. He just smirks at Thorin and continues fucking Bofur, his eyes never leaving the king's face. Thorin can't help but love it."(tags: thehobbit bilbo/bofur short nc17 voyeurism @ao3 )
- Salvia_G - A Mixture of Madness
After the Battle of Five Armies, Thorin Oakenshield leads his Company as they reclaim the Lonely Mountain for the Dwarves of Erebor. Their Hobbit burglar remains with them, but will a cultural misunderstanding cause them to lose him forever? Or perhaps bring them closer than ever before...(tags: thehobbit nc17 long bilbo/thorin bilbo/kili bilbo/fili courting jealousy angst virgin @ao3 poly h/c )
- deathwailart - Teacups, Combs and Clotted Cream
Later he finds blossoms scattered in his pack. He realises now why Bilbo always manages to smell so clean and fresh, a little comfort from home that can translate to life on the road. He settles on carving him a teacup by night, not one that'll ever see use but he's sure Bilbo will appreciate it, and maybe, if Bofur's luck holds true, he'll love it.(tags: thehobbit bilbo/bofur short pg courting @ao3 )
- hobbitdragon - Fit With Me
Bilbo and Bofur are both shocked by what they discover the first time they become intimate, but after a little fumbling, the species difference turns out to be rather nice.
Also known as: That Hobbit Knotting Fic. Why did I write this. Total PWP.(tags: thehobbit bilbo/bofur short nc17 omegaverse @ao3 )
- thorinoakenshield - You're Still Here
Thorin betrayed his loves by valuing the Arkenstone over them, and while their forgiveness comes easy, their trust does not, but Thorin will do anything in his power to be worthy of their love again, even if it means sacrificing his pride.(tags: thehobbit bilbo/thorin/bofur short nc17 poly @ao3 kink )
- pherede - Downpour
Bofur is desperate to urinate, but the storm and the wolves keep him in close quarters with his companions. He especially doesn't want to humiliate himself in front of Bilbo...(tags: thehobbit bilbo/bofur short r watersports @ao3 )
- bubbysbub - Smile
"I couldn't be happier."
That is usually when it happens.
"But they're such grumps! They never smile."(tags: thehobbit bilbo/thorin/dwalin short pg poly @ao3 )
- james - In Some Ways, a Hat
Phil took a drink of his coffee, and tried to figure out what it was. After watching Clint's hands moving the needles back and forth, and the thing on the needles still looked like a lump of yarn, Phil shrugged.
"Not the strangest thing I've ever seen," he signed with one hand. Clint rolled his eyes.(tags: avengers phil/clint short pg domestic @ao3 )
- China_Dolly - Of Dwarves and Hair
She has something on her head that looks more like a bird's nest than it looks like actual hair and these dwarves - well, mainly Dwalin - don't want her to cut it?(tags: thehobbit short pg bilbo/dwalin gender courting @ao3 )
- Aida - Form
Bilbo didn't like his animal form, for many reasons.(tags: thehobbit short pg animaltrans au bilbo/dwalin @ao3 )
- Lillyjk - Sweeter Than Frosting
Clint wants to kiss him. Has wanted to kiss him so many times. They've been doing this same little dance around each other for years, neither of them bold enough to make a move in case things go south. Clint has a habit of fucking things up relationship wise and he's been so very careful with Phil. Phil is important to him.
Phil made him birthday cupcakes.
“Fuck it.” Clint mutters.(tags: avengers phil/clint short pg holiday @ao3 )
- cakeisnotpie - Give Me A Sign
*Go talk to him* Natasha nudged Clint’s shoulders. *He was worried about you.*
*If I go over there right now, I’m not going to talk. I’m going drag him into that alleyway and drop on my knees for him* Clint replied. *That’ll go over well. Hey, Phil, I’m fine, earpieces stopped working, can I suck your dick?*(tags: avengers phil/clint short pg @ao3 )
- manic_intent - With Compliments
Thorin Durin @oakenshield 10m
Dinner at @theSilverSpoon: as trite and as uninspired as expected. Menu was bland. Chef Baggins rests heavily on old laurels.(tags: thehobbit bilbo/thorin short nc17 au @ao3 )
- buttersmd - untitled
Before Clint got farther than the first sweep of his brush to smooth out the dabs of makeup, the man grabbed his wrist, stilling him. He pursed his lips, eyes searching Clint’s. “You’ve made a… very odd mistake. I’m not one of the models. I’m the director’s assistant."(tags: avengers phil/clint short pg au @tumblr )