Pinboard Scrape! New Additions This Week.....
- Jo (jmathieson) - Not Cupid
"Did you just fart on my dick?" "Well if your dick is going to be snuggled up to my ass like that, it's going to get farted on sometimes. That's just... nature." - sirona - He turns me to gold in the sunlight
When What Not To Wear's Clint and Natasha were contacted by SHIELD to take on one of their best as a client, Clint didn't think anything of it except a desire to help a fellow vet. The shiver of premonition racing down his back could mind its own business, thanks. - ISeeFire - Just That And Nothing More
Bilba Baggins is a bit shy. Okay, she's a LOT shy and when Gandalf shows up and dumps an entire Company of dwarves on her she is most decidedly NOT amused.......or capable of speaking to them..... particularly the dark haired one who, oh yeah, happens to be a freaking PRINCE. Thanks for that heads up, Gandalf. - KaavyaWriting - Plant Your Trees
Bilbo was not a fool, and he was not mad, and this Thorin was not real.(tags: thehobbit bilbo/thorin deathfic notdead @ao3 injuryillness magic angst long pg )
- alkjira - Under The Mistletoe
“The guards found mistletoe outside Bilbo’s quarters,” Dwalin told Thorin, both of their faces deeply serious as they glanced down at the innocent looking little sprig of greenery with white berries resting in Dwalin’s palm.(tags: thehobbit bilbo/thorin short pg holiday erebor @ao3 )
- alkjira - Smaug the Terrible... Hamster?
Allergic reactions occur when a person's immune system reacts to normally harmless substances in the environment. Symptoms include red eyes, itchiness, and runny nose, eczema, hives, or turning into a hamster.(tags: thehobbit short pg bilbo/thorin gen humour animaltrans erebor @ao3 )
- alkjira - Bottoms Up
"I've not brushed my teeth," Bilbo protested just as Fíli's lips grazed his. Fíli had apparently been up for a while because Bilbo could smell minty freshness on his lover's breath, and just a hint of bitter coffee, whereas his own had to be quite foul indeed. "Oh no, how will I be able to survive." Fíli murmured, gently touching his lips to the corner of Bilbo's mouth. "Let my family know I love them if I don't make it." - meddlesomewiz - Mud Splattered Hobbits and Lovestruck Dwarves
Smaug was defeated by the combined forces of Elves, Humans, and Dwarves on the day he attacked Erebor and Dale. To commemorate the day of victory against the dragon, there is a tournament held annually in Erebor. This year the tournament takes an unexpected turn when the Hobbits enter into the tournament and Fili finds himself falling for the small Hobbit fighting his way through the competitors. - ART: akahime4 - Dragons of Middle Earth
Thumbnail sketches of ISeeFire's dragons. - Aida - Through the Eyes of a King
Thorin has known Dwalin all his life, so he knows and understands her. He knows when she's happy. He knows when she's angry. He knows when she's in love, and she certainly was in love now. He just wishes it wasn't with their burglar.(tags: thehobbit bilbo/dwalin long pg gender @ao3 outsidepov )
- Aida - Of Brothers and Burglary
Bilbo wishes to court Dwalin, so he turns to Balin for, not only permission, but for tips on how to properly court the warrior. Balin agrees wholeheartedly. Then it all goes to pot. - diemarysues - Dwalin Done Proper
Dwalin ends up at Bilbo's door a week before the 'Party'. On the last day they have alone together, Bilbo makes his move. Things don't go quite as Dwalin expects.(tags: thehobbit bilbo/dwalin short nc17 @ao3 )
- Aida - Here Be Dwaggins
Fics for Dwilbo Week 2014.(tags: thehobbit bilbo/dwalin medium r @ao3 gender marriage )
- China_Dolly - I Forgot to Say We're Engaged
Bilbo leapt forward. He took one of Dwalin’s hands in his and with what he hoped was a winning smile, cried: “Oh darling, it’s good to see you again!” He stood a bit closer, ignoring Dwalin’s frown – oh how he wished it were a different expression! – and pecked his cheek. He ignored the blush on his own cheeks, the butterflies in his stomach, his rapidly beating heart. It was an act. “Did I not tell you the elves would be reasonable if only we told them the truth? The king is in support of our marriage and wants us escorted all the way to Lake town!” - starr_falling - so many beautiful reasons
They say actions speak louder than words. Thorin hoped his actions would tell Bilbo all he could not say of his feelings. But when courting someone of a different culture, perhaps, a few words would not go astray.(tags: thehobbit bilbo/thorin pg courting erebor @ao3 medium art )
- HildyJ - A Most Sensible Idea
Bilbo Baggins isn't sure about this. Not one bit. Frodo is definitely too young to enter into an arranged marriage with a dwarven king called Thorin Oakenshield. It's a good thing that Bilbo is there to chaperone him through their courtship. After all, there's no chance that a fussy hobbit bachelor would ever catch the eye of a king.(tags: thehobbit bilbo/thorin long pg courting erebor au @ao3 marriage jealousy wip )
- Wizards_Pupil - Song as Old as Rhyme
Occasionally fairy tales get the story wrong-even Tales as old as time. Bilbo Baggins joined the court of the dwarves to save the life of someone he loves. Now he finds himself in the middle of a plot to overthrow the throne, dwarves who seem intent on playing matchmakers, and meddlesome wizards. And nobody said anything about dragons. A completely different take on Beauty and the Beast with dwarves, Hobbits, wizards, and of course, a dragon or two.(tags: au thehobbit blibo/thorin nc17 long @ao3 animaltrans magic notdead marriage )
- badgerpride89 - Her Boys (and children, children are good)
Bilbo has always wanted a large brood to call her own but not the husband which came with such things. Her boys have always wanted children of their own but accepted the unlikeliness of that dream. After learning that hobbits and dwarves can reproduce together, they decide to help each other achieve their dreams. Or that time when Bilbo accidentally became pregnant, her boys became overbearing mother hens, and they all gained an unexpected family. also: http://hobbit-kink.livejournal.com/3651.html?thread=7503939#t7503939(tags: thehobbit gen preg gender erebor @ao3 @lj kinkmeme happy )
- beaubete - Pressure Point
He’s shy. It’s cute—they’re always a little shy, these scrawny little boffins the Office sends their way, always pressed down by the weight of their jobs on slumped shoulders, always pinched and tight. Bond gets a lively one on his table, and they work out more than just a few stiff muscles. - Tips for Searching in Pinboard
The catch: there are some basics you will need to know about Pinboard's search engine to make the most of it. To start with, Pinboard uses Sphinx Search. If you're an expert on that, or want to look through the documentation yourself, you can stop reading now. That said, Pinboard's implementation of Sphinx Search sometimes seems puzzling if not buggy. - ART - totallyhowithappened - Sit Down, Legoas
The Fellowship of the Ring: The Council of Elrond