- Perpetual Motion (perpetfic) - Happy Little Toes
Clint's got painted toenails, and everything is great.(tags: avengers phil/clint short pg @ao3 happy )
- sksdwrld - Broke Down Begging
He lunged at Roman and knocked him to the floor, his snout pushing past Roman's scrabbling hands and finding a warm, slender neck.
His jaw hinged loosely; an idle threat, he hoped. Roman stiffened at first but then his fingers buried into the thick collar of fur ringing Peter's shoulders. His laugh rumbled in his chest and he bared his throat. "Yeah, go ahead and kill me you fucker..."(tags: hemlockgrove peter/roman short pg @ao3 )
- florahart - A Hundred Bottles of Beer
When Phil was a young man, a fortune teller at the circus told him he'd face death a hundred times.
He didn't believe her, until, upon reflection on the evidence, he kind of maybe did.
And then he met Clint.(tags: avengers phil/clint long nc17 @ao3 )
- Easy Vegan Macaroni and Cheese
Put the pasta on to boil, according to package directions. While it’s cooking, blend water and all remaining ingredients together in a blender.(tags: nonfic recipe veggiesaurus @other )
- HalePackBeta - Let's Waste Time Chasing Cars
Hercules the wolf came to live with the Stilinkis at 9:35pm on Saturday August 18th, 2007. He was still young, but he was almost fully grown when John Stilinski brought him home to his son.(tags: teenwolf derek/stiles short pg au @ao3 )
- Lenore - Under Your Skin
"So you decided hepatitis would be fun"; or the one about tattoos, waffles and ghouls.(tags: teenwolf derek/stiles long nc17 @ao3 rimming magic )
- Trelkez - Slightly Damaged, Still Good
"Hey," Stiles shouted. Derek stopped and turned around, squinting at him. "What the hell is this?"
Derek's mouth tightened, his gaze lowering to the sidewalk.
"Because it kind of looks like you brought me flowers," Stiles continued, gesturing at the flowers, then at Derek with the flowers. "You did come here and ... give them to me. These flowers."(tags: teenwolf derek/stiles short pg humour @ao3 )
- hitlikehammers - Matryoshka
Phil Coulson has more in common with The Soldier than you'd think.(tags: avengers phil/clint steve/bucky short pg alteredstates @ao3 pining angst )
- CeliaEquus - Always More
Phil believes that his lovers, Bucky and Steve, are about to dump him in favour of Johnny Storm. That's the furthest thing from their minds.(tags: avengers fantasticfour phil/steve/bucky/johnny short nc17 jealousy poly @ao3 crossover )
- circ_bamboo - Lay Hands On Me
Bond goes to a BDSM club to get Q out of his mind, and guess who he runs into there.(tags: jamesbond bond/q short nc17 d/s toys @ao3 )
- professorfangirl (lizeckhart) - Prowl
Because there's nothing Bond likes better than getting someone by the back of the neck.(tags: jamesbond bond/q short nc17 @ao3 )
- blacktofade - Status Revoked
“We really need to do this more often,” Stiles tells him, letting out a long breath that sounds sated and happy, and Derek couldn’t agree more.(tags: teenwolf derek/stiles short nc17 voyeurism @ao3 toys )
- daroos - Feeling Words
Clint and Coulson have operated on a level of wordless understanding almost since they met -- which is good, because Clint is shit at verbalizing his emotions.(tags: avengers phil/clint medium pg fivethings injuryillness notdead h/c @ao3 )
- hoosierbitch - C/C Three Sentence Fics
"You, uh—have seaweed in your hair, sir," Clint said, rocking back on his heels and trying not to be distracted by the half of Coulson that was shirtless, or the half that was, well, a shiny tail.(tags: avengers phil/clint short pg au notquitehuman magic h/c @tumblr )
- AdamantSteve - A Good Deal
Phil's very busy at work and can't spend as much time with Clint as he'd like. So he sends Clint a gift... one of everything from a sex shop! But is it too much?
(Spoiler: duh, no, Clint's super into it).(tags: avengers phil/clint short nc17 au toys d/s daddykink @ao3 )
- fennecfawkes - The Opportune Time
“Is this really the best time, Hawkeye?” Natasha whispers sharply.
“I’m wondering the same thing,” says Phil. “I mean, obviously, the answer is yes, there’s a reason I’ve been carrying around this ring for five months and three weeks." He feels his back pocket. Still there, thank God. "But ... now? Really, Clint?”(tags: avengers phil/clint short pg marriage @ao3 happy )
- nerdwegian - Situation Normal: All Fucked Up
erindizmo: Coulson is hypothetically the highest level SHIELD agent still operating.
teslamaple: Director Coulson.(tags: agentsofshield avengers crossover short pg @ao3 h/c )
- KuriKuri - 451% Hotter
Phil was a classy guy and Clint definitely didn’t want to mess this up, so therefore he was giving classy a try.
Tiny little fic based on the tumblr post: "guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science"(tags: avengers phil/clint short pg @ao3 )
- Perpetual Motion (perpetfic) - Jasper Sitwell Lives in a Goddamn Sitcom
“Jasper,” Phil says, and his voice is thready like maybe he’d stopped breathing for the whole diatribe. “Do you have a fucking head wound?”(tags: avengers phil/clint short pg pining humour @ao3 outsidepov )
- BonitaBreezy - Intruder Window
Clint gets drunk. Clint breaks into Natasha's apartment to sleep it off. Except it turns out that it's not Natasha's apartment.(tags: avengers phil/clint short pg au @ao3 )
- promptmephlint - untitled
He tried passing the remote back to Thor, but when he saw movement from his peripheral vision, he aborted; raising his hand instead and Clint leaning forward.
"Oh, so that’s how you wanna play it?" Clint narrowed his eyes at Phil. "I can play."
Phil raised an eyebrow as a form of challenge.(tags: avengers phil/clint short pg @tumblr )
- coffeejunkii - Keep You Close to My Heart
They find Clint five days after he goes off-comms in southern Bolivia.
Phil helps Clint through the aftermath.(tags: avengers agentsofshield crossover phil/clint short pg alteredstates h/c injuryillness captivity @ao3 )
- ART: esmidsm - untitled
SHIELDhusbands might have some vacations but I’d die not to see them in the same movie (even better,the same screen!) again!!>__(tags: avengers phil/clint pg nonfic art @tumblr )
- Sketch_Pencil - Remembrance
Bilbo wakes up after the battle, desperately searching for Kíli. His head is bleeding and fuzzy and there's something very wrong with him, but that doesn't matter. Only Kíli matters, he has to find him.(tags: thehobbit bilbo/kili short pg injuryillness angst futurefic @ao3 amnesia )
- sabinelagrande - Wear Your Lanyard At All Times
"Fury gave me your coordinates," Clint tells him. He holds up the brightly-colored badge attached to the lanyard around his neck. "I've been vetted and everything, no tricks or secret gadgets, though I'll let you search me very thoroughly if you're not satisfied."
"We really need to talk about improving lanyard procedures before anyone else shows up," Phil says, mostly to himself.(tags: agentsofshield avengers crossover short pg humour @ao3 voyeurism )
- uofmdragon - untitled
"They’re trying to figure out who should become probationary firemen," Ward said. "At least, I assume that’s why you’re staring at Coulson’s door.
"Yes, Probie, I’m staring at Coulson’s door, because I’m trying to figure out who is going to surpass you."(tags: avengers agentsofshield crossover short pg au @tumblr )
- Vegan Cake Batter Ice Cream
When Greg arrived home he immediately came into the kitchen and excitedly asked me if I was baking a cake. That’s how I knew it was a success. Before he even saw or tasted my ice cream, he could smell cake batter!(tags: nonfic recipe veggiesaurus )
- Delicious Dairy Free Ice Cream Recipe
You can easily add mix ins to make other flavors. Eight ounces of melted chocolate added to this recipe will give you a delectable chocolate ice cream. I’ve also added crushed chocolate and cream (dairy free) cookies in the last five minutes of mixing for cookies and cream ice cream. The possibilities are endless!(tags: nonfic recipe veggiesaurus )
- cakeisnotpie - untitled
"The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated," Phil replied. "So, what’s a nice guy like you doing tied up like this?"(tags: avengers phil/clint short pg @tumblr bondage )
- sunryder - Reassemble
How Philip J. Coulson got the Avengers back together.
(Both on purpose, and totally by accident.)(tags: avengers agentsofshield crossover short pg gen @ao3 fivethings )
- fennecfawkes - Seems Like Your Type
“He’s an ex-carny with a criminal record who once moonlighted as an Olympic archer.”
“Pretty hot, though, right?”
“I never want to hear you say that about anyone again.”
“Go get him, tiger,” Fury says, waving his hand dismissively.
“Or that. Don’t say that.”(tags: avengers phil/clint short pg @ao3 humour )
- foxxcub - Melting Ice in the Sun
Phil Coulson has a secret, and the secret happened by accident. Actually, the secret is the accident. And that accident’s name is Clint Barton.(tags: avengers phil/clint short nc17 au daddykink young @ao3 )
- thesewarmstars - Need
He raised a hand and leaned forward, spreading his fingers. Spock’s eyes widened as he got closer, flicking back and forth between Jim’s face and his hand.
Finally, he pressed his fingers against Spock’s face, as close to the right spots as he could remember.
Nothing happened.(tags: startrek kirk/spock short pg @ao3 )
- thesewarmstars - Poor Substitute
“I knew I never should’ve let you in here. It’s a, you know… for…”
“I do not.”
Jim sighed. “A masturbatory aid, Spock. It’s a sex toy.”(tags: startrek kirk/spock short nc17 toys @ao3 )
- thesewarmstars - Second Try
"Oh, really? Like you haven't been trying to seduce me for weeks?" he says, and goes right back to tugging Spock's blue shirt off over his head.
"I assure you, I have not."(tags: startrek kirk/spock short pg @ao3 )
- Schuyler - Paradise
Dr. Koenig spent a year teaching them. They were like children at first, so he read to them. But instead of Grimm or Aesop, they got sanitized versions of mission reports. Instead of princesses, they heard about Peggy Carter. Instead of wizards, they got Howard Stark. And instead of knights, they got Hill and Coulson and Romanov.(tags: agentsofshield gen short pg )
- Kathar - Snakes in a Safehouse
Clint and Natasha had made themselves scarce, and Phil really couldn’t, if he had tried with both hands, be bothered to worry about what they were getting up to at that particular moment.
Which was a mistake, as it turned out.(tags: avengers phil/clint short pg @ao3 )
- nerdwegian - We're Gonna Make It Through
"The cuffs in Lagos were more comfortable," Phil grumbles.(tags: avengers phil/clint short pg @ao3 )
- helens78 - Tongue Tied
Sometimes it's tiring being at odds all the time. When Ben proposes a truce, Sean takes him up on it--and shows him that there are real advantages to being on the same side of things.(tags: gunless sean/ben short nc17 rimming bondage @ao3 )