why do piglins cover every inch of their bastions with lava if they are literally not fireproof
are they stupid?
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Have you never risked your life for the vibe? Plus where else are they gonna keep their magma cube pets?
I love how we gender the fnaf characters cause its like
This character is canonically referred to with multiple pronouns, a genderfluid icon
So the ghost haunting it is a girl but the animatronic is a boy right?
Bigender on account of TWO(2) ghosts
Mangle
HEY THIS IS FUNNY
the knowledge that spinel knows what thongs are has haunted me since “i am my monster” aired.
Funny as that is, guys lmaooooo
Maybe middle school me was cringe and undiagnosed and emotionally unwell, but goddamn she was free
Just one ounce of the "excitement and passion for wolves" I had back then gives me serotonin to this day
Middle school me was wrong about a lot of things but “animals, amvs, and anthros cool” was not one of them
Which one of you guys brought the funny teenager post back? Bring back my funny Talos post or my dragon age origins is just Shrek post, one of the ones where I'M the funny guy
Letโs see the funny teenager pull THIS OFF, EH?
Something I’ve always wondered is how people just go out and find dealers. You can’t just google “weedman” I mean you could but wait sorry I have to find out what comes up if you google weedman one sec
False alarm guys itโs not funny just the jolly green giantโs cousin
Anonymous asked:
hey so for the au where krav sacrifices himself and is then broken out of hell jail - is krav just like, a regular dude now? a regular undead guy? without reaping to fill his time, does he like, get a job???
inkedinserendipity answered:
he’s a regular dude now! a regular human dude. and you know what he does, now that he’s out of the raven queen’s employ? he becomes a conductor.
he’s known from the story, but this - he becomes famous on his own merit, for this. he has known music for thousands of years, and his passion is obvious, and it makes taako so, so happy to see him content. he writes taako songs. he writes songs for all of his family members, actually, and sends magnus off with a lullaby before lup and barry escort him beyond.
and for fifty years, he and taako are so, so happy together.
but eventually, as all mortal beings must, he dies. and taako lives alone for three long, cruel centuries before seeing him again.
Fuck this was so cute till it got sad fuck me
Anonymous asked:
maybe not a 100% cute story but my very white very fluffy dog got hold of a pen the other day and ate it (heโs fine! stomach of steel, this one) BUT ,, this little turd turned VERY GREEN. very green. he was so green. his mouth? green. tongue? green. feets? also green. even his toe beans were green. and his poops? a very lovely shade of green for the rest of the day. it was cute/funny as it was frustrating.
Asdkfheha usually when I hear a dog story o think to myself “And this is why I have cats” but cats eat shit they’re not supposed to the time too man