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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
mamoru
mamoru

if you read my recall posts and think "wow, it feels like there is a recall at least once a week in the US these days" you are completely wrong

there are recalls every single day in the united states. please do not rely on one charming tumblr user to tell you about every one of the dozens of recalls that can happen in one single american day. I absolutely cannot even post about a tenth of the recalls that happen in the US.

I link to every official affiliated agency and official recall announcement on every one of my recall posts because I want you to be looking at the actual real official recall feeds and not just my rebloggabale edutainment posts where I also talk about international popsicle titles and cool internet comics

I know you have an internet connection

mamoru

🇺🇸 in the past month alone (july 22 2026 to august 22 2026 whenever I started typing) there have been 🇺🇸:

there have been over 500 fucking US recall entries published in the past month, and more since I started typing this post. this is not a comprehensive list of every source for US recalls, recall entries, or public safety publications.

I say recall "entries" because one single recall entry can contain hundreds of recalled products/models/flavors/codes/batches/lots/etc. if you wanted to count all of those individually, it would be somewhere between THOUSANDS and TENS OF THOUSANDS of recalls. in one month!

each of my big circulating rune style tumblr posts about recalls, outbreaks, safety alerts, etc takes ~3 to 12+ hours to research, write, edit, alt text, arrange, format, proofread, source, and then hit post. not including breaks. this post alone took 3-4 hours.

listen, you fucking rock. I enjoy spending time with you. we have a lot of fun together. I tell great jokes. sometimes you make me laugh too.

but I physically can not post about even 1% of all recalls and safety alerts in the US, let alone anywhere else in the world.

so do me this favor: if recalls or safety publications in the US are relevant to you at all, bookmark some of the links in this post and check them every now and then. once a week, once a month, once a year, whatever you can manage. maybe even sign up for some alerts.

you must not rely on my posts, anyone else's posts, social media as a whole, or even news outlets to keep up with recalls in the US. if you want to keep up with recalls/outbreaks/safety alerts/etc in the US, you need to follow official government sources.

suburbunny
runningdoorknob

no ao3 users, people switching from wattpad to ao3 is not colonization, and it should not be treated as such

mikilavellan

Not to be a Mexican killjoy but if you’re white and you make ICE/MAGA/deportation/racist jokes about wattpad users I’m gonna assume all it would take is the right bit of propaganda to make you support ICE irl. What’s funny about ICE to you huh? You’re invoking our biggest fears because you’re inconvenienced. Yes thank you I’d like a side of screaming nightmares with my fanfic.

“It’s like colonization!” Did they kill you? Put you in a camp? No? Find a new word thanks

celerybeast
possessionisamyth

If you live in the USA and you're pleading for donations to pay your rent, bills, or get food then dial 211! Please dial 211 before the last minute!

It's a toll free service with people who will help you find programs in your community to pay those bills, find food, and find housing! They will give you numbers to call so you can get help.

It is not 100% foolproof. Their job is to direct you to a program they believe will help your current issue, but it's still a step up from praying random strangers online will give you enough cash before a deadline! The added benefit of these community programs, which get funded by the local government most of the time, is if there are more people using them then they can get more money to help more people.

You're not taking resources from other people if you use your community services. Your taxes pay for them. Use them.

Dial 211 first to see if they can help, and if for some reason they can't, then make your donation posts!

https://www.211.org/

dcmcboxers

Hi I work for my state's 211 service. It really breaks my heart how many people only know to call us at the last minute. 211's can provide a whole wealth of resources to use before things ever get to a cut off utility, eviction, or homelessness!

I can't speak for all 211's but most should also have a website detailing all the agencies in their database. if you don't like phone calls, this can be something to reference instead.

If you don't have health insurance but you need to see a doctor, reference 211! We list clinics that provide free or discounted general care, vision, and dental services to low income households and people without insurance! Many hospitals also have financial aid policies that can severely reduce your bill if you had an expensive procedure!

If you're stuck in a dead end job or need educational resources reference 211! There are a lot of programs focused on providing basic adult education as well as trade skills or other high demand fields! State governments are generally more interested in funneling people into work than providing benefits, but you can still use this to your advantage especially if you have some form of disability but are still able to work. That includes if you're neurodiverse or have mental health issues! Most of these programs are extremely underutilized.

If you believe you qualify for public benefits but the bureaucracy of the process is in your way, reference 211! There are agencies specifically geared towards helping people obtain the benefits they qualify for- for free!

If you need help with your taxes-

If you need help finding a pro bono lawyer-

If you need help finding affordable housing/section 8 housing-

If you need help finding food pantries-

If you need help paying for your prescriptions-

If you need help obtaining disability aids or assistive technology-

If you need help finding transportation options-

If you need help following a natural or personal disaster (like a home fire)-

If you need help repairing a home you or your family owns or it needs modifications to be accessible-

If you need Queer resources-

Reference your 211!!!!!

I had no idea what 211 was before working for it but I wish I had. I've learned so much about what resources are actually available to the community even in a ho hum area of the country like my state. I've saved my partner literally thousands of dollars just from the medical resources I've gathered.

Not enough young people know about or utilize these services but they are there for you!


P. S.

This isn't an intended use of 211, but I like to reference the agency listings when I look for jobs. Many of the agencies listed are non-profits which, while they certainly are not perfect, generally have lower barriers of entry to decent paying jobs with benefits. The work environments tend to be much kinder and at least pretend to be forward thinking. You're more likely to find jobs without as many people applying as well, especially if they're only advertising their positions through their own website.

sameenbyhat
not-well-not-wholesomely
wiisagi-maiingan

If you pay your credit card on time and never have to deal with interest or late fees, your credit card company will start offering you cards with much higher limits, sometimes as much as 10x your current limit. You gotta remember that even if that's fine for a lot of people, those offers are specifically designed to be traps, not rewards. Credit card companies do not like "deadbeats", people who pay off their card in full and on time, because they make the vast majority of their money off of interest and fees. They want to increase your limit so that you get careless and spend more than you can actually afford.

It is extremely easy to fall into credit card debt, especially if you get comfortable. Getting a higher limit can help improve your credit score but going into debt because of that limit will tank it anyway, so just be careful.

wiisagi-maiingan

Hello to everyone who saw this post and decided that to pay their credit card bill. Happy Pay Your Credit Card Bill Day.