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The new topic is: Night

If anyone wishes to 'writing request' system I mentioned in the last post, reply to this one- comments will be screened until topics are chosen, if anyone bites. (And I may have one of my own, so don't think you're safe if you're the only one...)

Ok, I've been thinking of how to work this for the moment, because we're not active enough to do it the way I'd like to- and came up with a relatively decent idea. Until/if we have enough people writing to really 'choose' a winner to name a topic every week, we are going to do it this way for now:

If only one person writes for a topic, they will automatically pick the next topic- if there are more than one writers, the previous winner shall pick the winner that week, and that winner will pick the next topic. If no one writes for a topic any given week, one of the mods will pick a new topic- but if at any point after a new, or several new topics have been picked, more than one person writes for it- the previous winner will pick that winner. If only one person writs, that person automatically picks the new topic. And if that confused anyone, or sounds like a bad idea, I will clarify, or change it- just give me some feedback there.

I also would like to do another type of challenge that I picked up in the Trigun group- which is to optionally request a topic, or line, or idea you would like to have written (for instance: 'night', or 'Ryo gets lost', or just a line you want used, like, 'I don't think you should be doing that...')- but when you post that request, you automatically have to finish someone elses request. These will be, posted to a new window, and doled out by the mods if anyone is interested. Let me know if I should set that up...

I've been a bad mod, and I apologize for that. I should have posted this at the close of last week, but lots of fun stuff happened between then and now, which includes, but is not limited to an emergency room visit for my sister- that being said, down to business:

Since there are no entries for this topic, I'm going to open the floor this week to any darn thing you wanna write- Jax still has the pick, since it was her win last, but you may write to whatever topic your heart desires, since there wasn't enough interest in the previous posted listing. Close will be the end of the week, again. This is a tentative solution for this type of instance; so if anyone has a better idea for when topics aren’t written for, do let me know? ^_^

Okay, so... From the looks of things I won this thing and I'm not all that exactly sure how or why. *Wonder's if Karasu was hitting the 'Pain-go-buh-bye' juice when she read the post (love ya hun ^_^)*

Anyway...new topic for this week is.... Pornography! I know it sounds bad but trust me, the dirtier the topic, the more fun (to write and read). So...go at it kids. ^_^ -Jax

Wow- you guys are killing me. I don't know what I'd have done if there was more, I had enough of a problem picking between two! In the end, I'm wanting to choose jadxia_ for the last paragraph (which still has me giggling) and Touma's hoplessness in the kitchen... that is, if you think you're up to picking the next topic, Jax?

Let me know if you have a problem, k?

Title: Somebody Get Her Down Already!

Rating: PG (For the overuse of the word 'dammit' :D)

Wordcount: 257

Characters: Rajura, Naaza, Kayura, Anubisu and Shiori (<--Naaza's pet snake I made XD)

Notes: This is jsut based on a fan fic I'm planning, where Rajura, Naaza, Anubisu and Kayura decide to live in the mortal realm for awhile. =3

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“Oh great. Naaza, look at what you’ve done!”

Blinking a few times, the green-haired man looked up from his book over his shoulder. Standing in the doorway was Rajura, his snow-white hair a mess, his one visible eye twitching in annoyance. In his hand was a white snake held out, dangling in the air, looking to Naaza with an innocent expression. At once Naaza closed his book and got to his feet.

“You found Shiori!” declared Naaza, looking relieved.

“Me? Oh no, I didn’t find her! KAYURA DID YOU NUMBSKULL!”

“…oh, wait. That was her screaming a few minutes ago?”

“Yes. Anubisu is currently busy trying to get her to come down from the rooftop and to put away the Staff of the Ancient!”

However, Naaza was not paying attention to this. He had already taken the serpent from his comrade and was cuddling it like a mother would a child. “Aww, my poor, poor Shiori! Did mean ol’ Kayura hurt you?”

“What about me!?” Rajura exclaimed, throwing his arms up in the arm. “She hit me over the head seven times thinking I was that damned snake!”

“Ah…quit your whining.”

Eye widening, he held out his hands, seething, ready to strangle Naaza. “Why you-!?”
“NAAZA! RAJURA! HELP ME DAMMIT!!”

“I WILL NOT COME DOWN UNTIL NAAZA PUTS THAT THING IN A TANK!!!”

“KAYURA BE REASONABLE!”

“Reasonable be damned THOSE THINGS NEED TO BE LOCKED UP!”

Rajura stared at Naaza, a worn and annoyed expression on his face. “Happy? You’ve successfully accomplished the beginning of World War III and we haven’t even been in this house for forty-eight hours.”

"Wimp."

In case anyone is uncertain- the current challenge is running through THIS weekend- since it was posted only a few days before it would have ended, otherwise. Get crackin' people- be creative- no need to take it literally. ^_~

Title:Adventures in "Cooking" Accomplishments
Word Count: 299
Characters/Pairings: Touma and an egg
Rating:G/PG (For violence against a kitchen counter)
Author’s Notes: I think the ghost of my dead dog had possesed me when I wrote this.


Accomplishing one "Impossible" was the last on Touma's list. He had mastered the use of his powers. He helped defeat the bad guys, twice. Now there was one thing left to do...learn to cook a hard-boiled egg.

He had been harassed repeatedly by the others and ultimately “barred & verbally chained" by one person from ever treading through the portal that linked the living quarters, sitting room, and lavatories with the “kitchen,” Mia.

However this was different. The conquest… the kitchen! This was a final frontier, the great mystery of the ancients, uncharted territory that his world would conquer, come hell or high water. He would prevail.

He had attempted "working" in there once. Boiling an egg resulted in a massive grease fire that cooked three counter tops and singed off Mia’s eyebrows. No one home today; just the pots, stove, and plenty of time.

"One moment of isolated freedom, please!" he prayed to any deity that would listen. He wanted to learn the great secrets of the kitchen and he would. He had a 240+ I.Q., damn it! There was nothing he couldn't do. Retracing the first attempt’s steps, he took careful measure to avoid that one little misstep of before.

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One Fire Marshall, three fire trucks, an ambulance, four troopers, and a few hours later---Touma had to recount to a detective how "...boiling an egg led to half a wall missing, reports of a 'large dripping fire ball' coming from this house, and power outage to half the city?" Touma responded, "It was just an egg..."

Suddenly the remainder of the kitchen's west wall gave way, taking with it the bedroom above, Nasty's. Touma looked back at the detective with fearful eyes, lowered his head and offering his wrists. "Take me and forget the bail."

Hello, and welcome to the very first (as far as we know) Samurai Troopers Drabble group! You should know the drill, but if you don’t, just pop on out to the user info page for rules and the like. Our limit (because Karasu was spoiled by the One Piece group) is 300 words.

The first topic is: Accomplishment.

Have at it!