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  • stuffy

Been down so long

It had been more than seven months since I came back and everyone is still in that bloody dungeon. I wonder what the heck is happening in there - hrm. It's three am in the morning and I'm not thinking quite right.

I actually have this notion that they have imported enough goods from China to open a Blue Lotus den. They probably grow poppy flowers in there.

I hope nobody got seduced by the Sheriff yet because from the pictures Friar Tuck managed to salvage for me, he seems icky. All right, I know he's dashing and handsome in the beginning when we librarians first got here, but now he looks like... like... some sort of wannabe Goth. I mean, wannabe Japanese Goth. He has funny hair and it looks purple. I hope this has nothing to do with Neil Gaiman.

Anyway, the armed forces are getting sick of it and want to have a get-going. Oh, I didn't mention it? In the seven months here we I managed to assemble a team of outlaw barbarians who are just all too happy to kick Robin Hood's arse along with the Sheriff's... it seems that after Robin Hood gave up pillaging to pursue his boyband career, he fired all the "less photogenic" crew of his Merry Men, which is to say at least 98% of them (ranging around 798 persons, excluding the little cockerol of Miniscule Tim) were out of a job and extremely furious.

Ah, well. The UnMerry Men have armed themselves with their banjoes and guitars now, and are starting to storm towards the castle. Better go along just to see what would happen.

Did I mention that they are going to use Country music to destroy the Sheriff's army?
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  • ciri

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  • stuffy

Uh... Day What?

This is all a little complicated.

After Tarlia told us about the mists, and after I found out somebody stole my Twinkies (Stole my TWINKIES! The evil, conniving...), I decided to run into the mist, and... well, it turns out to be some kind of random portal.
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    "New Order - 60 MPH" in my head
Misc :: 3 Worlds - MC Escher
  • tarlia

Day 10

Fun and games it wasn't.

I was too addled to write down anything, too angry to write when some bits and pieces of news began coming in. For about a day, they (which would be the Sheriff's men) kept us together and in the dark, literally and figuratively. Ugh...the dungeon is as hygienic as a sewage tank. It's inhumane how they treat prisoners here!

Then, they fetched us from our dark dank prison and escorted us back to civilisation. "Escort" is putting it nicely - a few of those soldiers weren't very happy that we actually kicked their ass in the skimmish before we were overwhelmed. We (of the WL gang) were separated and locked us in different rooms. Can't complain ... the women servants let me take a bath and gave me unsoiled clothes to wear and gave me back my journal. Robin's men were lead to a different place. I overheard one of the women say they went back to Robin...

"Back to Robin?" Does this mean the Sheriff let him go? What of that witch Marian? I mean, they were quite ready to lay the blame on us back at the outlaw camp but it seems that the Sheriff has something else in mind. He won't waste resources prettying us up for an execution. However, we're still prisoners. Aaaargh! We have people missing and if we suddenly find a way back, we don't have them with us. Will they get trapped here? Left behind?

I have a feeling a trade just went down. The Merry Men need Robin more than they need us. We're just guests (fine way to treat guests!). I can't help but remember that we WERE prisoners of the Prince for some reason when we first landed here. Why didn't the sheriff pack us up and send us to His Royal Asshat? What is all this?
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  • nymphy

this just sucks....

ok...grrrr
i'm so confused...
for one thing....we tryed to do something nice...and look what happened....robin's ok...and i'm hungry and tired and dirty...and these merry men are getting on my #$%$%^ nerves....normally i'm a peaceful person....but i can't talke this anymore...
*kicks figment until he wakes up* gah, you suck cause you can sleep! *fumes* i'm trying to sleep and i can't cause he's been snoring like a saw...
i wanna so home.....*sob*
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    bitchy bitchy
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Day 7 :Only Mostly Dead

(Re-editted, as my last version sucked)

They insisted. I dont know why they insisted, but they did. We tried to tell them that we didnt have combat experience, but they didnt listen.

Two days ago, we stormed the castle in an attempt to "rescue" Robin Hood. It was an utter failure. When the last of our forces were gathered up, we were escorted to the inner courtyard. There sat Robin Hood, Maid Marian, and the Sheriff, all happy as ducks in a pond. He evidently hadnt been taken against his will at all..

Needless to say, we are really confused at this point. We dont know who is the villian, and who is the good guys. I think that most of us at this point, just want to go home. I know I do. I dont even care what or why Robin Hood is here, why everyone thought he was in trouble.. If I can get my wrists loose, the first place Im heading is those mists..

I want to go home. This isnt fun anymore.
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  • ciri

Day 4

I hate myself I hate myself I hate myself... And Marian. She is -really- not making the rest of us women look good. Even Will-

later..
Okay. Note to self: don't write in journal so close to where the Merry Men are patrolling. Took me a while to be able to find a chance to sit down again.

The rumor going around is that we are going to help the Merry Men rescue Robin. I don't seem to remember agreeing to that at all. I'm really starting to think that I should have gone with Stuffy after all. Not that I really trust mists, but I would kill for a Twinkie right now. *wet marks on paper* Speaking of Stuffy, more and more of us seem to be disappearing. Kei seems to be gone, don't know where darkangeltrip is. And Figment is -always- asleep. I wonder if Marian did something to him...

later... I just spoke to Kass. Apparently we are going to be briefed soon, and then on the move. I overheard one of the Men saying something about "storming the castle". I do not feel comfortable about this at all, considering my three days' experience with a bow and arrow. If this is my last post, I leave my cat to Julsey, my poetry book to Lucas, and my photos to drgnlvr. All in all I hope that *last lines too smudgy to read*
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    Figment's snoring... still.