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Fucking slipped on fucking wild figs. Now I'm fucking covered in fucking wild figs.
I fucking hate this place.
fuck figs
Concurred
Okay fine, one last hint. It's one word
South Africa. Dwaalspoor is from there if I’m remembering correctly.
Well, Dwaalspoor is from nowhere, but yeah, I'm South African
Great job!
Yay I guessed right!
Get to know me game! Rules: answer only what you're comfortable sharing <3
Tagged by @macabrevampire yayyy!
Name: Coco or Rat (my actual name is Emilia but I just love nicknames sigh)
Age: Over 18
Relationship status: single
Sexuality: broadly aroace
Followers: 41! Awesome!
Fav friends/mutuals: @thepoolsystem @macabrevampire @stardustchimera @hexedvampire @wife < the ones I see in my notes often/have interacted with :>
Birthday: April 21st (!)
Fav song: currently it's Send Me An Angel by Real Life, but of all time it has to be We Will Commit Wolf Murder by of Montreal
woag.... I'm one of your favorites...............
name: Wolfinator/Wolfie (Vivian works but only if you know me like, irl)
age: I'm a freshie 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
relationship status: I'm taken by my s/o (sadly they are not on tumblr)
sexuality: bisexual :3
my friends!! (Also called goons on mafia occasions): @glittorisgirl @biggesttwokinn22 @rexdoorr @d4ed4lu5 @karigeyik @corviddragon96 @blvvdykissesxo* @wishiwasahorse
*that one is my sibling, not yet considered a goon but IS on the list.
Name: not saying real one but y'all can call me Corvid
Age: nope
Relationship status: single and glad
Sexuality: pansexual! possibly aromantic too? still questioning it
Followers: uhhhhh *checks notes* 44!
Awesome mutuals (if ur not on this list ur still cool! just that i was either to lazy to putcha or we haven't rlly interacted that much): @wishiwasahorse @rawrdragonblah @wackyandgoofy @wolfinatorv @lutrimus @weirdbroski
Birthday: March 17th!
Fav song: currently is uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ive been listening a lot to Human by Flavor Foley! also i rlly like 2MUCH2BEAR from five nights at frickbears 3
name: ITS A MYSTERY 👻👻👻 but you can just call me horse idgaf
age: not old.
relationship status: single and glad
sexuality: bisexual????? genuinely have no idea its not very important to me tbh
followers: uhm gimme a sec… 28 followers! great.
fav mutuals: @corviddragon96 @niktokof @wolfinatorv @appleor-man @politewizrddemon (if you arent in this list, i still think ur cool its just that we haven’t interacted much)
birthday: January 18th!
fav song: currently its Peaches by The Presidents Of the United States uhhh i also like Bird Cowboy by Mummy Joe (yes i listen to both of these unironically. they make me feel very happy and cool)
Name:caspurr or apple or like anything apple related idc loll
Age:14 soon!!
Relationship status:single and buzzed slightly
Followers:oh shi js checked and it's 32 wowie
Fav mutuals: @meatyeyes @ryver-styx27 @wishiwasahorse (and like horse said other moots are still cool haven't interacted enought ho)
Birthday:sep 3rd!!!
Fav song:uhh anything Tyler the E creator
Name: Styx, though I have also been known to go by Mimi on nonbinary days.
Gender identity & Pronouns: Genderfaun. Pronouns change when they want, no telling when a shift happens, but for the past few days it's been they/it
Relationship status: Aroace and best friends with my ex.
Sexuality: I call myself "omnisexual in a hypothetical way" because I'm aroace but still experience some degrees of attraction. But like relationships are not for me.
Followers: 63, holy cannoli! Love my little niblings 💚
Fav mutuals: Can't call favorites, but the ones I interact with the most are @the-pale-blue-boy @forgets-people-exist and @lampsforsocks. Also of course my lovely nephew above. Oh, oh! And my bestie @s04d4evr, who will be very confused at being tagged. He's the bestest 💚💚
Birthday: March 14. Pi day!
Fav song: This changes with the wind, but god R U Mine by Arctic Monkeys goes pretty hard like 99% of the time. So does Jesus Don't Like That I'm Gay but Satans Cool With It by Lil boodang. Again, changes with the wind.
name : francis!!
age : 17
sexuality : arospec, ace + queer
followers : 236 (?????!!????)
favourite friends / mutuals : @starless--city @eli-eli-lema-sabachthani @pupfettipaws @astralduck08 @moonlit-junkyard (and more. i know that i’m forgetting loads of you ):
birthday : april 10th
favourite song : cuuurrently aeroplane over the sea (neutral milk hotel) + the governor’s waltz (phoebe bridgers)
name: anatoly
age: 7teen
sexuality: demispec + panromantic (baddies are baddies but only if we’re in a deeply committed codependent friendship)
followers: i’m not checking
bday: december 12
favourite songs (currently): Arabella by arctic monkeys, mycelium eyes by sub urban
name: azrael
age: unknown
sexuality: wat dat (aroace)
followers: ~200
frens: @cigsanddepresso @finla @thecatboyknight-offical @not-a-bi-spy @fiz-z @cat-found-in-an-allie @starrysipss @pifnii @shimmerglieny there are more but i forget sryy
bday: sometime between 1st jan and 31dec
favourite songs: any will wood song
helloo
name: allison jack dovlyn
age: sixty six million y/o
sexuality: abrosexual, aroace
followers: 2five0
frenz: @cl0wn1nth3fuckr0und @stup1dgurl-bl0g @strwberrysl4shed and more but i dont wanna be a bother
bday: what are you, a cop?
favorite song:
my music taste is dead </3
yaaay
name: ly
age: like approximately over 100 months(s)
sexuality: UNLABELLED FUCK LABELS
followers: seventy-three!
mutuals!! who are cool!!!: @ohmxbeliever @optimalwizard @aedynlikesgreen @joshler-laufeyson-at221a @efajdiyefeb123 @wilsons-limped-husband @zpac3manwow @neverendingcycleofmadness @vaguelyhumorousbeans n everyone else (THIS IS STRICTLY OPTIONAL TO PARTTAKE IN BYTHEWAY)
bday: january 8teenth :33
favorite song:
or any catchy good fuckin twenty one pilots song idk idc
schlorp
name: efa
age: 6146 days old
sexuality: whats a sex?
followers: 11^2
epic flipping gamers: @qtiepiez @koh6ftu @tylerbutbetter @gegg-is-real @enygma66666999999 @squareguitar and others i cant remember off the top of my head
bday: 16th october muejeje
favorite song:
Name: Depends who's asking
Age: At least 536,457,600 seconds old
Relationship status: I LOVE YOU EDDiE <33
Sexuality: 🚲
Followers: 3,805 fuckers
Birthday: White stuff in the sky day
Fav song: Always OTTR by Lana
name:Zara and NO NOT THE BRAND FUCKING IDIOT
age:I'm 15 but I feel 51
relationship status:I have a toxic relationship with myself
sexuality:who knows?? (I don't know I can't decide if I hate the human species or don't)
followers:106 bitchettes
birthday:august 13th
favorite song:I have so many goddamn but currently it almost worked by tv girl
Name: willow
Age: 17
Relationship status: killing myself
Sexuality: kys
Followers: like idk 20 3??3 used to be like 90 on my old account X3
Fav friends: NONE !1!1 I HATE all of you [affectionly :3]
Birthday: Jan 16
Fav song: David Bowie ziggy star dust and the spiders from mars entire album bro also so much other shit I can’t pick ;-;
Name: Nix
Age: 5 quadrillion
relationship status: idk but it's better then yours
Sexuality: glindafirespiritsexual(idk bro 💔)
Followers: I think 85(??)(this account is 12 though)
Fave friends: @fireynix ofc 😋🤯🔥 (jk you know who you are i ain't saying)
Birthday: may 29th
Fave song: idk lots of vocaloid songs though
Name: Ava
Age: 15.5 (I’m a minor, don’t do disgusting things with me, I can’t tolerate it!)
Relationship status: Single
Sexuality: I’ve been questioning it for 10 years now but I think I’m Omniromantic, lesbian, and Asexual… that’s what I’m leaning towards
Followers: 188
Fave friends: I have a lot, but here are a few: @failedtomakeaname (he’s a goober, I call him Name for short), @river-shores (she’s amazing), and @ghostyashley! Also @maddiedadummie2 and @glitchydaflower alongside @chaos-triangle
Birthday: September 29th
Favorite song: I have a lot but here’s one of my current faves:
I’ve gotten back into Yo-Kai Watch and the Japanese version of this song is a vibe!
Name: Nice try. Call me Anonymous if nothing else.
Age: Nu uh
relationship status: Single Never had a girlfriend(yet all my characters have romantic relationships.)
Sexuality: Straight (I think?)
Followers: 37
Friends: My Moots
Birthday: I share it with one of my characters, figure it out.
Fave song: A toss up between Wonder of you, Love in a bottle, and Chest pain.
you realise you have to many characters right?
name: well i don't want my actual name on the internet. so i have two aliases :3 kat and bob (bob is actually a shortened vr of bob da duck but kat is a standalone alias)
age : ^same w post above^ all ima say is minor u ain't getting more then that
relationship status: aroace :3
sexuality: (idfk isnt that gender or smtn?)
followers: 20 lol
friends: my irl friends and my moots
birthday: i was never born
fave song: uhhh, brain rot by tokyo manaka
hahah tags and open tags (u random person! u can join in!!) @queenofsoggydrownedapes @kittysluvforfics @aedynlikesgreen @chaos-triangle
Get to know me game! Rules: answer only what you're comfortable sharing <3
Tagged by @macabrevampire yayyy!
Name: Coco or Rat (my actual name is Emilia but I just love nicknames sigh)
Age: Over 18
Relationship status: single
Sexuality: broadly aroace
Followers: 41! Awesome!
Fav friends/mutuals: @thepoolsystem @macabrevampire @stardustchimera @hexedvampire @wife < the ones I see in my notes often/have interacted with :>
Birthday: April 21st (!)
Fav song: currently it's Send Me An Angel by Real Life, but of all time it has to be We Will Commit Wolf Murder by of Montreal
woag.... I'm one of your favorites...............
name: Wolfinator/Wolfie (Vivian works but only if you know me like, irl)
age: I'm a freshie 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
relationship status: I'm taken by my s/o (sadly they are not on tumblr)
sexuality: bisexual :3
my friends!! (Also called goons on mafia occasions): @glittorisgirl @biggesttwokinn22 @rexdoorr @d4ed4lu5 @karigeyik @corviddragon96 @blvvdykissesxo* @wishiwasahorse
*that one is my sibling, not yet considered a goon but IS on the list.
Name: not saying real one but y'all can call me Corvid
Age: nope
Relationship status: single and glad
Sexuality: pansexual! possibly aromantic too? still questioning it
Followers: uhhhhh *checks notes* 44!
Awesome mutuals (if ur not on this list ur still cool! just that i was either to lazy to putcha or we haven't rlly interacted that much): @wishiwasahorse @rawrdragonblah @wackyandgoofy @wolfinatorv @lutrimus @weirdbroski
Birthday: March 17th!
Fav song: currently is uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ive been listening a lot to Human by Flavor Foley! also i rlly like 2MUCH2BEAR from five nights at frickbears 3
name: ITS A MYSTERY 👻👻👻 but you can just call me horse idgaf
age: not old.
relationship status: single and glad
sexuality: bisexual????? genuinely have no idea its not very important to me tbh
followers: uhm gimme a sec… 28 followers! great.
fav mutuals: @corviddragon96 @niktokof @wolfinatorv @appleor-man @politewizrddemon (if you arent in this list, i still think ur cool its just that we haven’t interacted much)
birthday: January 18th!
fav song: currently its Peaches by The Presidents Of the United States uhhh i also like Bird Cowboy by Mummy Joe (yes i listen to both of these unironically. they make me feel very happy and cool)
Name:caspurr or apple or like anything apple related idc loll
Age:14 soon!!
Relationship status:single and buzzed slightly
Followers:oh shi js checked and it's 32 wowie
Fav mutuals: @meatyeyes @ryver-styx27 @wishiwasahorse (and like horse said other moots are still cool haven't interacted enought ho)
Birthday:sep 3rd!!!
Fav song:uhh anything Tyler the E creator
Name: Styx, though I have also been known to go by Mimi on nonbinary days.
Gender identity & Pronouns: Genderfaun. Pronouns change when they want, no telling when a shift happens, but for the past few days it's been they/it
Relationship status: Aroace and best friends with my ex.
Sexuality: I call myself "omnisexual in a hypothetical way" because I'm aroace but still experience some degrees of attraction. But like relationships are not for me.
Followers: 63, holy cannoli! Love my little niblings 💚
Fav mutuals: Can't call favorites, but the ones I interact with the most are @the-pale-blue-boy @forgets-people-exist and @lampsforsocks. Also of course my lovely nephew above. Oh, oh! And my bestie @s04d4evr, who will be very confused at being tagged. He's the bestest 💚💚
Birthday: March 14. Pi day!
Fav song: This changes with the wind, but god R U Mine by Arctic Monkeys goes pretty hard like 99% of the time. So does Jesus Don't Like That I'm Gay but Satans Cool With It by Lil boodang. Again, changes with the wind.
name : francis!!
age : 17
sexuality : arospec, ace + queer
followers : 236 (?????!!????)
favourite friends / mutuals : @starless--city @eli-eli-lema-sabachthani @pupfettipaws @astralduck08 @moonlit-junkyard (and more. i know that i’m forgetting loads of you ):
birthday : april 10th
favourite song : cuuurrently aeroplane over the sea (neutral milk hotel) + the governor’s waltz (phoebe bridgers)
name: anatoly
age: 7teen
sexuality: demispec + panromantic (baddies are baddies but only if we’re in a deeply committed codependent friendship)
followers: i’m not checking
bday: december 12
favourite songs (currently): Arabella by arctic monkeys, mycelium eyes by sub urban
name: azrael
age: unknown
sexuality: wat dat (aroace)
followers: ~200
frens: @cigsanddepresso @finla @thecatboyknight-offical @not-a-bi-spy @fiz-z @cat-found-in-an-allie @starrysipss @pifnii @shimmerglieny there are more but i forget sryy
bday: sometime between 1st jan and 31dec
favourite songs: any will wood song
helloo
name: allison jack dovlyn
age: sixty six million y/o
sexuality: abrosexual, aroace
followers: 2five0
frenz: @cl0wn1nth3fuckr0und @stup1dgurl-bl0g @strwberrysl4shed and more but i dont wanna be a bother
bday: what are you, a cop?
favorite song:
my music taste is dead </3
yaaay
name: ly
age: like approximately over 100 months(s)
sexuality: UNLABELLED FUCK LABELS
followers: seventy-three!
mutuals!! who are cool!!!: @ohmxbeliever @optimalwizard @aedynlikesgreen @joshler-laufeyson-at221a @efajdiyefeb123 @wilsons-limped-husband @zpac3manwow @neverendingcycleofmadness @vaguelyhumorousbeans n everyone else (THIS IS STRICTLY OPTIONAL TO PARTTAKE IN BYTHEWAY)
bday: january 8teenth :33
favorite song:
or any catchy good fuckin twenty one pilots song idk idc
schlorp
name: efa
age: 6146 days old
sexuality: whats a sex?
followers: 11^2
epic flipping gamers: @qtiepiez @koh6ftu @tylerbutbetter @gegg-is-real @enygma66666999999 @squareguitar and others i cant remember off the top of my head
bday: 16th october muejeje
favorite song:
Name: Depends who's asking
Age: At least 536,457,600 seconds old
Relationship status: I LOVE YOU EDDiE <33
Sexuality: 🚲
Followers: 3,805 fuckers
Birthday: White stuff in the sky day
Fav song: Always OTTR by Lana
name:Zara and NO NOT THE BRAND FUCKING IDIOT
age:I'm 15 but I feel 51
relationship status:I have a toxic relationship with myself
sexuality:who knows?? (I don't know I can't decide if I hate the human species or don't)
followers:106 bitchettes
birthday:august 13th
favorite song:I have so many goddamn but currently it almost worked by tv girl
Name: willow
Age: 17
Relationship status: killing myself
Sexuality: kys
Followers: like idk 20 3??3 used to be like 90 on my old account X3
Fav friends: NONE !1!1 I HATE all of you [affectionly :3]
Birthday: Jan 16
Fav song: David Bowie ziggy star dust and the spiders from mars entire album bro also so much other shit I can’t pick ;-;
Name: Nix
Age: 5 quadrillion
relationship status: idk but it's better then yours
Sexuality: glindafirespiritsexual(idk bro 💔)
Followers: I think 85(??)(this account is 12 though)
Fave friends: @fireynix ofc 😋🤯🔥 (jk you know who you are i ain't saying)
Birthday: may 29th
Fave song: idk lots of vocaloid songs though
Name: Ava
Age: 15.5 (I’m a minor, don’t do disgusting things with me, I can’t tolerate it!)
Relationship status: Single
Sexuality: I’ve been questioning it for 10 years now but I think I’m Omniromantic, lesbian, and Asexual… that’s what I’m leaning towards
Followers: 188
Fave friends: I have a lot, but here are a few: @failedtomakeaname (he’s a goober, I call him Name for short), @river-shores (she’s amazing), and @ghostyashley! Also @maddiedadummie2 and @glitchydaflower alongside @chaos-triangle
Birthday: September 29th
Favorite song: I have a lot but here’s one of my current faves:
I’ve gotten back into Yo-Kai Watch and the Japanese version of this song is a vibe!
Name: Nice try. Call me Anonymous if nothing else.
Age: Nu uh
relationship status: Single Never had a girlfriend(yet all my characters have romantic relationships.)
Sexuality: Straight (I think?)
Followers: 37
Friends: My Moots
Birthday: I share it with one of my characters, figure it out.
Fave song: A toss up between Wonder of you, Love in a bottle, and Chest pain.
What do normal humans do?
I have no experience in this field.
Do you have a friend we could phone?
dude im a autist (autistic)
what gave you the idea that I was normal? Ask
@slimeciclesimp please advise we're really struggling over here
Nobody asked me but I can assist.
*Please* advise, we're running out of people here.
Normal humans are born, have jobs, work jobs until fired or too old, die. There are no exceptions to the rule.
wow makes me glad in not normal or human
I’m normal, but I’m trying to get rid of the human and replace it with hamster.
What do normal humans do?
I have no experience in this field.
Do you have a friend we could phone?
dude im a autist (autistic)
what gave you the idea that I was normal? Ask
@slimeciclesimp please advise we're really struggling over here
Nobody asked me but I can assist.
*Please* advise, we're running out of people here.
Normal humans are born, have jobs, work jobs until fired or too old, die. There are no exceptions to the rule.
I want candy
hold on i gotchu
does this work
wait let me try again
is this good
NO????
WRONG IMAGE MY APOLOGIES THE IMAGE DIDNT LOAD BEFORE I HIT REBLOG WAIT WAIT WAIT LMAOOO
LMAO THIS IS WHAT I MEANT TO SEND
WAS THERE SOMETHING U WERE TRYING TO TELL ME?
ooh yum
NO MAN I STOPPED EATING CHILDREN LIVE WHEN I WAS TEN I SWEAR
YOURE LYING. YOU NEWD TO STOP. ITS NOT GOOD FOR YOU
BUT THE BONESSSS AND THE RIBS BRO THE BABY BACK RIBSSS
CHILDREN HAVE ALL THOSE TOXINS. ITS GONNA KILL YOU PETER
YOU GOTTA FLAY EM FIRST AND LET EM MARINATE IN THE DEEP FRYER SO YOU DONT GET THEIR GRUBBY FINGERS, AND YOU AVOID THE DIGESTIVE TRACK
YOU HAVE TO GO TO REHAB! ITS STILL GONNA KILL YOU! AND RUIN EVERYTHING YOU LOVE
BUT IT IS THE THING I LOVE!!! WHAT'S THE POINT IF YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO DIE FOR WHAT YOU LOVE?
BUT WHAT ABOUT US? WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE THAT LOVE YOU? THAT CARE ABOUT YOU?
THAT EXISTS????? DAMN I'LL MOVE ON TO JUST EATING GRASS THEN
oh wow I didnt know it was that easy. I was gonna stage an entire intervention
damn i'm interested now i like theatre, i'll start eating children again so you can have your production ^^ <3
im...not even in theatre
then how can you stage an intervention? where's the directions! the lights! the actors! the annoying guy in the audience talking the whole time/chewing loudly!
its not...a production...its where your loved ones talk you out of doing terrible things like drugs or eating children
ohhhhhhhhhhh
man that'd be a party of like, you, three birds, a cat, and a talking trombone
how hard did u hit ur head?
all of it
what- I am not- uhh…
…
idk I diagnose bro with “youre fucked” syndrome
yeh it’s chronic I think probably
oh shit. Gonna have to put him down
Can we get a second opinion on that?
NO! IM THE CARETAKER. FUCK YOU
alright I’ll leve
I want candy
hold on i gotchu
does this work
wait let me try again
is this good
NO????
WRONG IMAGE MY APOLOGIES THE IMAGE DIDNT LOAD BEFORE I HIT REBLOG WAIT WAIT WAIT LMAOOO
LMAO THIS IS WHAT I MEANT TO SEND
WAS THERE SOMETHING U WERE TRYING TO TELL ME?
ooh yum
NO MAN I STOPPED EATING CHILDREN LIVE WHEN I WAS TEN I SWEAR
YOURE LYING. YOU NEWD TO STOP. ITS NOT GOOD FOR YOU
BUT THE BONESSSS AND THE RIBS BRO THE BABY BACK RIBSSS
CHILDREN HAVE ALL THOSE TOXINS. ITS GONNA KILL YOU PETER
YOU GOTTA FLAY EM FIRST AND LET EM MARINATE IN THE DEEP FRYER SO YOU DONT GET THEIR GRUBBY FINGERS, AND YOU AVOID THE DIGESTIVE TRACK
YOU HAVE TO GO TO REHAB! ITS STILL GONNA KILL YOU! AND RUIN EVERYTHING YOU LOVE
BUT IT IS THE THING I LOVE!!! WHAT'S THE POINT IF YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO DIE FOR WHAT YOU LOVE?
BUT WHAT ABOUT US? WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE THAT LOVE YOU? THAT CARE ABOUT YOU?
THAT EXISTS????? DAMN I'LL MOVE ON TO JUST EATING GRASS THEN
oh wow I didnt know it was that easy. I was gonna stage an entire intervention
damn i'm interested now i like theatre, i'll start eating children again so you can have your production ^^ <3
im...not even in theatre
then how can you stage an intervention? where's the directions! the lights! the actors! the annoying guy in the audience talking the whole time/chewing loudly!
its not...a production...its where your loved ones talk you out of doing terrible things like drugs or eating children
ohhhhhhhhhhh
man that'd be a party of like, you, three birds, a cat, and a talking trombone
how hard did u hit ur head?
all of it
what- I am not- uhh…
…
idk I diagnose bro with “youre fucked” syndrome
yeh it’s chronic I think probably
oh shit. Gonna have to put him down
Can we get a second opinion on that?
What do normal humans do?
I have no experience in this field.
Do you have a friend we could phone?
dude im a autist (autistic)
what gave you the idea that I was normal? Ask
@slimeciclesimp please advise we're really struggling over here
Nobody asked me but I can assist.
Silly Game Time: TWIST THAT TROPE! "The Fay (or Fairies) are real, but the twist is ___."
(Every story is made of tropes, just like how every sentence is made of words. Still, some tropes can feel a bit overused if a storyteller doesn't do something different with them. What do you think could be an interesting variation to this trope? It doesn't need to be elaborate or surprising or original, just something that might appeal to you personally.)
Fae exist but only to make your life slightly worse until you give them milk and cookies. (Busy little sibling energy basically.)
Tag game
The 7th picture in your camera roll is how you died.
Tags below cut.
Mine is this:
Death by Magic the gathering judge tower...somehow that doesnt surprise me...judge tower probably could kill me
Anyways
fun :)
huh idk how this is going to kill me but ok
@queenofsoggydrownedapes @chaos-triangle @aedynlikesgreen @booknerd2712 @ubcomics
Silly Game Time: Who are some musician characters you really like, and why? They could be real-world or fictional, human or non-human, mundane or supernatural, professional or amateur, etc.They can be from any genre of any media (movies, shows, books, comics, games, etc.) (OCs count, too, if you like). All that matters is that making music is somehow integral to their character AND you like them!
this may not be a musical character necessarily but I really like GladOs’s songs she has a surprisingly good voice for a vengeful ai.
