A Frightful Hobgoblin

playing QWOP on this

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They are punishing this mannequin

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Donald ducking and blair witching at the same time, handsome?

heard mr clean's not taking the retirement well

the editor notes on this badly translated manga are fucking insane

#okay

manga translators are all fighting battles that no one knows about but also, crucially, no one needs them to fight in the first place

i think that cross might be too big for that jesus

"one size fits all" my ass

WE USED TO MAKE TV SHOWS THAT LOOKED LIKE CARAVAGGIOS

still boggles the mind

how do you not, explicitly, prophylactically, avoid the historically established common human failure mode of reinstantiating eugenics

the bots dislike autistic women, welfare recipients, pisces

RIDE WITH ME NAUSICAA

im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

"there's only 2 colors in the night sky and you managed to paint completely new and different colors"

that's how you sound right now

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

hi op. every time I see this post I hear it in her voice

got so distracted by the fucking feet on the exhaust pipe i didn’t even notice the guy

oh there's a guy in the first picture as well

got so distracted by the fucking feet on the exhaust pipe i didn't even notice the guy

Google quietly added generative AI capabilities to Google Earth, allowing anyone to generate false images on top of real satellite imagery. It seems pretty rudimentary, but the potential for disinformation is sky-high.

Anyway, did y'all hear that they nuked the White House?

Within the first few hours of its discovery, people on Twitter used this tool to generate an Epstein Island attraction at Disneyland, a mega-prison within Google’s headquarters, and a sequel to 9/11.

Google has already announced that they will be “rolling back” this feature because of screenshots like these:

The fact that they want to bring it back with “guardrails” is ridiculous. Screenshots like these are not the work of some malign actors, they’re instant proof that your idea is terrible on its face

we assumed people would use the mass hallucination engine for wholesome purposes

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full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

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can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

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op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

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can you actually fuck off

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i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

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dusty ass

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all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

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Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

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anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

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WASP IN ME

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

nods serenely

reading this as a pronunciation guide

up in that purssy