i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay

the sign in button?

Do you ever just go "One isn't enough, I need two"?

This just makes me remember that one's line from @nightwingdickrider 's fanfic "seriously what's with trans boys and jorts?"

HEHHWHEHEH

OOC: the way I (a trans boy) own like four pairs of jorts lmao

oh my fucking God I know you're ooc rn but the fact that youre a Tim drake. Love the URL btw. Iconic.

anyways. Heres the relevant fic if you're interested in some kontext for the Jorts Passage

"ugly fucking jorts" "one way trip to scissor town"

how's it feel to be the funniest person

like pinkie pie herself possessed me and gave me the gift of laughter

I'm so tired 🫩🫩🫩

They really are like my parents. Except my parents aren't together.

Next thing I know @spence-does-life and @nightwingdickrider will be making out in my dm's

CRYING

You're rubbing off on me Kaija. I've started saying "I would literally kiss them on the mouth" when I'm really thankful for someone.

This is not me saying this. I think you possessed me.

I stole that phrase from Spence. What the fuck.

I honestly don't know which one of you I got it from, but it sounds more like something you'd say

Im starting to think we actually are your parents.

Me too. I need to redesign my online persona.

I can make her look like you two lmao

OH MY GOD.

The four horsemen of bad Cass fanon

Cass is Tim’s twin

Cass is everyone’s therapist/voice of reason

Cass is mute/knows ASL

Cass isn’t here, she’s in Hong Kong

I'm so tired 🫩🫩🫩

They really are like my parents. Except my parents aren't together.

Next thing I know @spence-does-life and @nightwingdickrider will be making out in my dm's

CRYING

You're rubbing off on me Kaija. I've started saying "I would literally kiss them on the mouth" when I'm really thankful for someone.

This is not me saying this. I think you possessed me.

I stole that phrase from Spence. What the fuck.

I honestly don't know which one of you I got it from, but it sounds more like something you'd say

Im starting to think we actually are your parents.

I'm so tired 🫩🫩🫩

They really are like my parents. Except my parents aren't together.

Next thing I know @spence-does-life and @nightwingdickrider will be making out in my dm's

CRYING

You're rubbing off on me Kaija. I've started saying "I would literally kiss them on the mouth" when I'm really thankful for someone.

This is not me saying this. I think you possessed me.

I stole that phrase from Spence. What the fuck.

I'm so tired 🫩🫩🫩

They really are like my parents. Except my parents aren't together.

Next thing I know @spence-does-life and @nightwingdickrider will be making out in my dm's

CRYING

i do think bruce consistently struggles with buying damian presents bc lowkey that kid already has everything and bruce tries recommending him classic novels and stuff but damian is just like “i read that when i was nine. it was okay” and he’s already pretty good at most instruments and strategy games and bruce is just generally at a loss bc he himself does not have many hobbies. he debates getting damian a nice blade every year but is reluctant to enforce any ideas about violence (fruitless) (is batman). and almost all technology they already have (rich) (is batman). he knocks it out of the park exactly once when he gets him a cintiq and damian gets really quietly excited bc he knows way more about the stats than bruce does and it gets a spot of honour on his desk. unfortunately that is a One Time purchase and every year bruce is lost trying to top it. he knows that he could get damian a pet and that would work but it’s an exponentially growing amount of animals in the house already. and honestly a lot of this could be avoided by actually talking to his child about what he wants but that’s never gonna happen (emotionally distant father) (is batman). he’s going to buy art supplies again this year and they’ll be nice but any art kid knows about the well-intentioned but ultimately useless art supply gifts. whatever the billionaire equivalent of those fold-up cases with the tiny markers is.

Meanwhile the gifts from all of the batsibs/damian's friends are shit he actually had an interest in or that actually means something in the context of their relationship. Like.

Tim got him that really rare and cool anime figure that Damian hasn't been able to get his hands on yet.

Jason usually gifts Experiences. Concert tickets, conventions, or just straight up saying "hey how about we go to SeaWorld and free some whales?"

Steph gives the sentimental handmade shit like a crappy hand drawn birthday card and a scrapbook full of all the dumb duck face selfies and whatnot

Dick gets him those matching sweater sets for people and pets

Cass will write a long winded birthday letter paired with tickets for the zoo. Sure, they can go to the zoo anytime, but going there for his birthday is Their Thing

Duke would save for weeks just to get the kid some cool accessory for his motorbike/car or whatever

Babs always gives him one Get Out Of Blackmail Free Card. Its an inside joke

With Jon, its always food. Picnics, a gift card for a restaurant they wanna try, whatever.

”can mutuals dm?”

mutuals can run me over with a lawnmower and i’ll thank them for it

This just makes me remember that one's line from @nightwingdickrider 's fanfic "seriously what's with trans boys and jorts?"

HEHHWHEHEH

OOC: the way I (a trans boy) own like four pairs of jorts lmao

oh my fucking God I know you're ooc rn but the fact that youre a Tim drake. Love the URL btw. Iconic.

anyways. Heres the relevant fic if you're interested in some kontext for the Jorts Passage

what have i just made

did. Did you make him into the Teletubbies sun baby.

LMAO idk what i expected but it wasnt that

Lol

my eyes