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couldn't stop thinking about england x argentina yesterday on the semifinals || warnings: none! pure fluff

and simon riley, the usually very composed man, a man who really doesn't care that much about soccer, throwing a big tantrum when argentina starts scoring against england

you widen your eyes as he nearly flips the coffee table with the way he cheers at england’s goal, screaming in a way you never seen before

only for him to yell at the players when argentina scored their first goal by the end of the second half

bloody muppets.” he shouted, his heavy english accent sipping through his irritated voice.

“honey…” you tried cooing at him, but he was tense, and gently pushed you aside so he wouldn't hurt you if he jumped or got even madder.

“not now, lovie.” he said in a surprisingly sweet tone, still holding your knee to anchor himself as he watched the added time.

he sank even deeper in the couch after the second goal, holding the bridge of his nose as his nostrils flared with annoyance.

honey…” you said again, reaching for his hand. he wrapped a hand over yours and took a deep breath, then stood up.

“not. now. lovie.” he said, forcing himself to sound gentle as he went towards your shared bedroom.

you laughed to yourself at the stupidity of your man, a giant and intimidating wall of muscles, who never cared that much about this, getting upset at the loss (and rightfully so).

Mature content

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT

it's always a pleasure going back to my origins and writing for dbf simon because i'm a big slut who can't get over this man had a can of monster, bad cramps, pulled an all nighter and this came up and also i'm celebrating this blog turning 3 years old if anyone cares

✧.* summary: your father always warned you about soldiers, he just forgot to specify which one.

✧.* wc: 5,9k

✧.* pairing: dad's best friend!simon 'ghost' riley x f!reader

✧.*warnings: kinda mean!simon, implied age gap, praising/humiliating, face fucking, unprotected sex, choking, slight dacryphilia ?, minor waterboarding (?, drunk driving (please don't do that), reader has major daddy issues, no use of y/n

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Mature content: Sexual themes

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