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always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.

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can't help but think about shaving dex's stubble during the shower and he can't help but get a shameless erection at you touching him :((

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omg :( taking a steamy shower with dex and offering to help him shave. turning his head to different angles while you work on shaving his stubble, so focused and completely oblivious to the battle he's fighting. every loving touch that shows you actually care is sending heat straight to his dick, every graze of your fingertips against his jaw only makes him throb harder. you're just being so gentle with him, and it turns him on so so much :(

it's only until you take a break to wash off the razor under the shower stream that you look down and notice the painfully hard boner he's sporting, cock sitting flushed against his abs, globs of pre dribbling down his shaft every now and then. "dex–" a suprised, but knowing smile grows on your face, and you're only more amused when you see his ears are a pretty pink at the tips. "m'sorry, baby, you were just– touching me... and-" he shakes his head in embarrassment, unable to come up with a good explanation as to why his cock is literally twitching from just you shaving him.

"it's okay" you shush, him hand snaking down between the two of your wet, bare bodies to close around his member, pulling a whine from him. "i'll take care of this, okay? how's that sound?" you coo, getting him to nod and bringing his head to rest on your shoulder, eyes closed in bliss, and also overwhelming love. "god– thank y'you baby" "love you" "always helping me..." he's whispering little praises and pressing reverent kisses to your shoulder as you jerk him off slowly, caring for him like no one has before.

he cums all over your tummy with a soft moan, hips bucking into your fist as he spurts the last drops of his warm, sticky release out. he lets you clean him up under the hot shower, he's in awe of just how much you love him, and just how much he loves you <3

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good fucking morning holy writing

couldn't stop thinking about england x argentina yesterday on the semifinals || warnings: none! pure fluff

and simon riley, the usually very composed man, a man who really doesn't care that much about soccer, throwing a big tantrum when argentina starts scoring against england

you widen your eyes as he nearly flips the coffee table with the way he cheers at england’s goal, screaming in a way you never seen before

only for him to yell at the players when argentina scored their first goal by the end of the second half

bloody muppets.” he shouted, his heavy english accent sipping through his irritated voice.

“honey…” you tried cooing at him, but he was tense, and gently pushed you aside so he wouldn't hurt you if he jumped or got even madder.

“not now, lovie.” he said in a surprisingly sweet tone, still holding your knee to anchor himself as he watched the added time.

he sank even deeper in the couch after the second goal, holding the bridge of his nose as his nostrils flared with annoyance.

honey…” you said again, reaching for his hand. he wrapped a hand over yours and took a deep breath, then stood up.

“not. now. lovie.” he said, forcing himself to sound gentle as he went towards your shared bedroom.

you laughed to yourself at the stupidity of your man, a giant and intimidating wall of muscles, who never cared that much about this, getting upset at the loss (and rightfully so).

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he acts all tough but he definitely just cums when he eats someone (you) out.

like come on buddy you are fooling NO ONE

benjamin "cums in his pants" poindexter

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You get injected with an unknown toxin and now your loyal teammates are determined to help ease your suffering.

— pairing: Task Force 141 × fem!141!Reader

— cw: 18+ | sex pollen; dubcon/fuck or die; dd:dne; medical & military inaccuracies; pining; hurt/comfort; angst; fluff; cum and orgasms as the antidote; wc: 12k+

author's note: This has been in my drafts for two years 💀 And she would've said yes to all of them.

"We need some answers, Kate. Now." Captain Price's voice booms inside the spacious briefing room.

He's practically pacing in front of the desk like some anxious K-9, arms folded over his plate carrier as he keeps his sharp eyes trained on Laswell and the two scientists sitting behind their laptops, staring at their respective screens.

oh my fucking god

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RULES OF ENGAGEMENT

it's always a pleasure going back to my origins and writing for dbf simon because i'm a big slut who can't get over this man had a can of monster, bad cramps, pulled an all nighter and this came up and also i'm celebrating this blog turning 3 years old if anyone cares

✧.* summary: your father always warned you about soldiers, he just forgot to specify which one.

✧.* wc: 5,9k

✧.* pairing: dad's best friend!simon 'ghost' riley x f!reader

✧.*warnings: kinda mean!simon, implied age gap, praising/humiliating, face fucking, unprotected sex, choking, slight dacryphilia ?, minor waterboarding (?, drunk driving (please don't do that), reader has major daddy issues, no use of y/n

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Mature content: Sexual themes

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um hi random tuesday btw but been thinking bout bullseye lately like

come one you've seen how that man is around women he's definitely a guy that would eat you out for his own pleasure

“...Dex.” You moaned for what, sixth time? It wasn't exactly a moan anymore, it was more like a “please let go of me for one second before I pass out” plea. And, frankly, considering Dex's state right now, he wouldn't be going anywhere, any soon.

You didn't know exactly how you ended up sprawled out on his couch, in your defense, it had started to become a bit blurry after the third glass of wine.

Yet, there you were. Having him sucking your soul out with each flick of his tongue, savouring that moment like you're his last meal.

He's just your neighbor, you have to remind yourself of that! And honestly it's kind of embarrassing now that you think about it-

“Dex!” You gasped as he added two fingers without any prep or warning, and didn't stop licking and sucking on your clit. 

He was eating you out and moaning against your heat like he was the one taking pleasure from that, and, yeah, the way he palmed the thick bulge over his jeans didn't quite help either.

You tried to push his head away multiple times and end this sweet torture he was bringing upon you, until you simply couldn't take it anymore. “Dexter, stop!” You yelled.

Well, he'd never told you his full name, you could only assume that was short for it. He stopped, opening his eyes to look at you like you offended him, and hovered just above your pussy.

“Good thing that's not my name.” He smirked mischievously like the bastard he is, and latched his tongue onto your puffy, overstimulated clit.

You looked confused, trying to argue about it while you clearly had bigger problems, getting closer and closer with the relentless tease.

Wha-” you looked down, watching him worship your pussy like a starved man.

“Got half of it right, though. Good girl.” He patted your thigh with his free hand as he muttered, muffled by your skin.

Needless to say, he made you come so hard that, indeed, you almost passed out.

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meeting simon riley on a cruise...?

hey so turns out i didnt forget the password for this account

annual simon riley hyperfixation is hitting me hard so BEAR WITH ME

Summary: literally having sex with a hot guy you met on a cruise

Word Count: around 1,9k

Warnings: Simon 'Ghost' Riley x f!reader, unprotected sex, no use of y/n, real light bondage (if you squint

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uhm yeah ok so still on the bf’s dad!simon brain rot

consider this a pt2 maybe? idk im going completely insane haha this is probably bad too

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rules: pick a song for each letter of your URL and tag that many people

thanks for the tag @hllywdwhre 🩷

c: cherry bomb by the runaways

h: headfirst slide into cooperstown on a bad bet by fall out boy

o: oh love by green day

m: maneater by nelly furtado

p: punk rock 101 by bowling for soup

c: come on eileen by dexy's midnight runners

h: higher love by kygo & whitney houston

o: obviously by mcfly

m: material girl by madonna

p: prince of nothing charming by tyler hilton

l: like a prayer by madonna

u: under pressure by queen & david bowie

k: kuch kuch hota hai by jatin-lalit, udit narayan, & alka yagnik

e: enter sandman by metallica

and anyone else who wishes to do it! 🩷

Rules: pick a song for each letter of your URL and tag that many people

Thank uuuuuuu for the tag my beloved: @chompchompluke 🩷🩷🥺

C: Caffeine By Foreign Air

O: Opaul by Freddie Dredd

N: Never Want to Be in Love by Savahanna Colney

N: Run on by Jamie Bower ft King Sugar

O: One Time by Marian Hill

R: Radio By Lana Del Rey

S: Sanctuary By (((O)))

U: Unfair by The Neighborhood

I: I'm Tired by Zendeya ( Euphoria Soundtrack)

My love, @connorsui really said "I'll pick the people with the longest usernames to ever exist", I love you though <3 AHAHAHA

A: Art Deco by Lana Del Rey

E: Eat Your Young by Hozier

T: Teen Idle by Marina

H: Heaven by Julia Michaels

E: Enemy (from Arcane League of Legends) by Imagine Dragons

L: Lolita by Lana Del Rey

W: Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High by Artic Monkeys

Y: Young and Beautiful by Lana Del Rey

N: National Anthem by Lana Del Rey

E: Escapism by RAYE, 070 Shake

L: Love Story (Taylor's Version) by Taylor Swift

E: Enchanted (Taylor's Version) by Taylor Swift

I: I Wanna Be Yours by Artic Monkeys

G: Government Hooker by Lady Gaga

H: Hayloft II by Mother Mother

2: 2002 Anne Marie

7: 7 Rings by Ariana Grande

Did I spend 40+ minutes on this? Yes, yes I did..

This was honestly so fun to make and a pain to choose between songs

i was stuck for a while, brain not working.

K- King for a Day by Pierce the Veil

A- Animals by Nickelback

T- Take Me Back to Eden by Sleep Token

Z- 'Zat You, Santa Claus? by Louis Armstrong

C- Chinatown by Nicholas Payton

H- Hello my Old Heart by The Oh Hellos

O- Oklahoma Smokeshow by Zack Bryan

W- Willow Weep for Me by Houston Person

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Had fun making this😋

girl is a gun - halsey

river - aurora

oh no!!! - grandson

gasoline - halsey

us and pigs - sofia isella

superego - cameron hayes

pov - ariana grande

idfc - blackbear

cry for me - camila cabello

kick in the door - xenia pax

love me or leave me - little mix

everything matters - aurora

jealousy, jealousy - olivia rodrigo

afterglow - taylor swift

raging on a sunday - bohnes

finding so many 's' songs in my playlists was actually hell ngl [ty for tag 💜]

[s] skyfall (adele) [s] sunflower (post malone + swae lee) [t] this is what sadness feels like (jvke) [o] out of my league (fitz and the tantrums) [r] raison d'etre (eve) [m] mob (eve) [y] you should see my in a crown (billie eillish) [s] starboy (the weeknd) [k] k.k. cruisin' (animal crossing) [y] you're on (madeon) [e] electric feel (shagabond edit) [s] still feel. (half alive) [s] skate (silk sonic)

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rules: pick a song for each letter of your URL and tag that many people

Thank you for the tag: @sstormyskyess

[G] God Of Failure - Witchz

[R] Remember The Name - Fort Minor

[E] Everybody Wants To Rule The World - Tears For Fears

[A] After Dark - Mr.Kitty

[T] Take A Look Around - Limp Bizkit

[S] Stalkers Tango - Autoheart

[T] Twisted Transitor - Korn

[O] One More Light - Linkin Park

[R] Radio Gaga - Queen

[M] Master Of Puppts - Metallica

[C] Chop Suey! - System Of A Down

[A] American Idiot - Green Day

[T] The Sound Of Silence - Disturbed

oooo this is fun!! thanks for the taggie @greatstormcat!!

l - laser.fully.charged by changeline

o - omg by marteria

a - anxiety by faceless man

d - don't look at it by ashnikko

e - eat your young by hozier

d - dying star by ashnikko

b - breathe by the prodigy

e - eat it by megan thee stallion

r - reset by gesaffelstein

e - eat your salad by citi zeni

t - to the hellfire by lorna shore

t - the wikked by witchz

a - all men are pigs by studio killers

thank you for the tag @loadedberetta my love, this was so fun!! im exposing my very odd music taste

C - chillwave by jaymzwright A - are by XENO! and plebhed P - ptolemaea by ethel cain (her only song i like,,,,) T - tahiti II by sugs A - almost (sweet music) by hozier I - i miss my sandman by emily jeffri N - norfleet by sugs

thank you for the tag, @captainjamster !! :3 🎀

this was actually harder than i thought 😭

K - keine lust by rammstein

O - one by metallica

N - nothing else matters by metallica

I - IYDKMIGTHTKY by type O negative

G - government hooker by lady gaga

S - sad girl by lana del rey

B - be quiet and drive (far away) by deftones

L - linger by the cranberries

O - old money by lana del rey

G - girlfriend by avril lavigne

thank you for tagging me in stuff!! <33

[h] house of cards - badlands

[t] that's what you get - paramore

[t] take me back to eden - sleep token

[p] paranoia - heartsteel

[s] sugar, we're going down - fall out boy

[g] glass houses - bad omens

[h] helena - my chemical romance

[o] outside - hollywood undead

[s] sonne - rammstein

[t] too close too late - spiritbox

[i] i write sins not tragedies - p!atd

[e] eternally yours - motionless in white

yes im emo dont come for me

np tags: @blissful-bunny @butterbunana and everyone who wants to join <3

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ok dbf!ghost this dbf!ghost that

do we even talk about bf's dad!simon enough? i don't think so

just imagine

he's a single dad with a son who happens to be your annoying boyfriend, an arrogant man who treats you poorly and never makes you cum.

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i could not get this off my mind, btw hi im alive!!,, &lt;;3 tw noncon?

stalker!könig being everywhere you could possibly think of going, always one step ahead of you. he just can’t help himself, you’re too naive to even think there’s something wrong with it, thinking of it as a coincidence. it wasn’t until you bumped into him in a convenience store close to your house near 1am while dealing with an unpleasant breakup, having to hear from your now ex that you were gross for sleeping with another dude while dating him. which was… odd. you weren’t sleeping with anyone else but him, where did he take that from?

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Did the Pinterest thing where you search for a name + core, pick six pictures, and did it for tha Ghost. I admit I cheated bc shit for König and fanart kept popping up.

I did this... But I did with my name.

So starting a chain (yes it's a common idea)

Your name + core and 6 pictures. Tag 6 persons

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bbbbyblu-deactivated20231111

ahhh loved this trend on tiktok, so thank you for tagging me @neoarchipelago 🖤

put your name + core into pinterest and choose the first six pics!

no pressure tags bbys;

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blissful--moon-deactivated20250

@bbbbyblu i luv you so much hehe

let’s see let’s see okay so name + core aesthetic

this is honestly so on brand w me it’s actually funny LOL especially the wine goodbye

no pressure tags !!!

@httpsghostie @ghosts-cyphera @alwaysshallow @corruptedfool and anyone else that wants to join <333

thanks for the taggg

ok let's see

honestly I'm not mad lol

np tags <3 @butterbunana @konigsblog and whoever wants to join <33