This Is A Crazy Person's Diary

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

what’s the punchline here

wait

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it

im literally in tears what the fuck

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

gotta Google something

ok yeah this is funny

Watching my 60 year old uptight southern white teacher brace herself to say it to a room full of ninth graders is one of those memories that remains crystal clear even years after the fact

amateurish first effort

image description: a photograph of a black shirt with white text in all caps on it that reads, "Rosencrantz is dead and Guildenstern is dead and me I also feel not so good". / end description

The fossil record we're leaving behind from the anthropocene is gonna be so fucked

Digging up the UK in future millennia: temperate rainforest....glaciers.. temperate rainforest.. sudden disappearance of all trees. all megafauna gone. one billion sheep bones. asiatic deer. parrots. occasional macropod. giant redwoods. coati. hawaiian goose.

Sorry but it's not complete without...

Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show