Living creatures like your pet don't count

If I was holding a bowl of oatmeal, does the whole thing despawn, or just the bowl?

Because if there's a splatter of oatmeal all over my bed now, I'm going to be pissed.

MY FUCKING MOUSE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@queenbeez119 @cinders-writes @boboritto @this-caik-is-evil @bushbugg

My WATER!!! 😭

@cinders-writes @bushbugg @chocho-chomp @knizuu @clovr---c0nc3pt0fcr3at10n @kdmothzi open tags!

THOSE WERE MY FAVORITE JORTS🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦

ANYONE FREE TO JOIN BUT I’M GONNA TAG @personajan @doodle-girl @catroutfish @morninggloryveemo-108 @takaradoai @archivist-caleb @omgfiredragon18

I Just got this shirt D:

Literally yesterday-

Anyways open to anyone! But go my mutuals

@adeline-wheat, @addendumbeekeeper, @cedar-is-a-nerd, @shadelorde, @reiayanamiisbestgirl, @thecosmicapple, @luxury-nightmare, @chaotic-fandom-hoarder, @luxghostlikesbananabread, @doggosomniac, @grape-of-agayte, @silly-hope-draws, @max-illustrator, @purplefruits, @chaoticsometimesgood, @gooberdotnet, @kiwisaregay

(I believe that is everyone I am mutuals with who has not been mentioned yet-)

MY FUCKING JACOB HORSE!!!!!!!!

I would genuinely be devastated

i toss some of my mutuals out like that one eminem meme, no pressure to yall

@dapperenby13 @heynowimalooser @the-scribbling-renfairy @deltagalacticdaydreamer @adamofingolstadt

I WOULD LOSE MY STYLUS I WOULD BE SO DEVASTATED BRO

(Could totally buy a new one but why I would want to I genuinely love the one I have rn)

No pressure tags <3 @not-so-local-aroace @bi-dykes that’s all I got really

MY ADHD MEDS⁉️⁉️ I'D HAVE TO SURVIVE DAYS WITHOUT THEM BEFORE I CAN GET IT REFILLED ABSOLUTELY NOT

Npt<3 @blashdafish @thesightofthestarsmakemesmile @rosanqro @justcallmedom31 @oswildin @spooky-cryptid-friend @noaimwaffle045 @new-nintendo-2ds-xl @fluffytimearts @foolish-edworm @rekuckuruc @bluebrey @offlowersandwolves @withering--willow @gl1tzygl0ck @lightsabersandbluecookies @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @frogsmushroomsbutterflies @imb0ring

My cup... I was just drinking that :( give it back...

@mystery-of-arkham-asylum @unknown-art-room1 @datgenderfuckgal @tigerbluethunder @thatsjustlife2025 @cringyfuckassbitch and many more!! Just tired rn type it all down 😭

"Pull the plug. But I'd like to know your name."

i love queerplatonic relationships where one of them is aroace and the other isn't. i love when the allo character has a crush that fades over time. i love when they don't care what they are to each other as long as they're together. i love when romance is an option that they don't choose. i love when both aros and allos feel fulfilled without romance or sex.

was doing a first aid course and it kept talking about how when applying first aid to a child you have to ask the PARENT for consent and how the child's consent is not enough unless you cannot reach the parent. and then immediately after there was a unit on shaken baby syndrome, and then mentioned abuse as a common source of children getting injured. and they didn't see the irony there. i later asked the instructor what to do about parental consent if the medical emergency was from the parent abusing the child and she was like "you still need to obtain parental consent. you can report the abuse though" not even acknowledging how fucked the whole system is. i hate it here. youth rights now

you'd think in the big 26 they'd stop being weird about black people and their struggles. you'd think

every time a non-black person attempts to make “black washing” a real life issue i make five more of my favorite characters black asf.

kirishima you are a NEGRO. mina ashido you’re BLACK. rengoku you’re DARKSKIN. serizawa YOURE BLAAACK. yuji itadori you’re BROWNSKINNED.

repeating this to myself forever and ever

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

… huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

Is it a glitch or a feature?

Feature

no, white baby, racism isn’t a valid trauma response.

"Pull the plug. But I'd like to know your name."

people do realize the wattpad situation isn't proship/darkship vs antis right it's just plain censorship saying this as someone who doesn't like both groups

Here is your reminder: Chud does not mean loser, it means far right facist and/or nazi please stop calling yourself a chud, just call yourself a loser it's okay

a history of chud (also soyjaks, wojaks, etc), for those who don't know

anyways, yes, it does describe nazis, specifically nazi incels

Sorry, a BLACK man got criticized for saying the N-word but WHITE PEOPLE DO THE SAME AND YALL GO "Ohhh but they changed ouhhhh it's been such a long time ohhh"

You guys are SERIOUSLY starting to piss me off

cr: @/dev_5165 on tiktok

Sorry, a BLACK man got criticized for saying the N-word but WHITE PEOPLE DO THE SAME AND YALL GO "Ohhh but they changed ouhhhh it's been such a long time ohhh"

You guys are SERIOUSLY starting to piss me off