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Dennis/Vinny/Pie, he/him, 21 | transmasc bi butch guything | pfp by @gehega | Art account: @metropolisyuri | let's prog this rock

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prog songs be like:

- sprongle (22 minutes long) (split in: pt. I sprongle Awakens, pt. II sprongle notices that his mailbox has gone missing, pt. III sprongle goes to the police station to report his missing mailbox, pt. IV sprongle loses his pants, pt. V sprongle dies in a pond) (3 organ solos) (5 time signature changes)

- the bassist wrote it when he was high (8 minutes long)

- Depression (5 minutes long)

- The Raunchiest Most Disgusting Horny Song You've Ever Heard (2 to 13 minutes long)

- we still have 4 minutes left on the tape and we don't know what to do with them

Look this is not my lane I don’t even go here but too many anti censorship ao3 users follow me so I think it’s worth it to say a lot of y’all are being fucking weird about wattpad users. Which against the popular belief that are all sensitive teenagers most of them are actually Hispanic bc ao3 is not popular in latam. And calling them refugees and immigrants and stupid and puritans and ruining a platform (which is fanfic btw it’s never that serious) is really fucking weird and even taking out that most wattpad users are not Anglo-Saxon the way y’all speak about these supposed ‘refugees’ and ‘immigrants’ has very racist connotations

Hello AO3 user. A community from a different fanfiction site with a huge hispanic and otherwise non American/Anglo-Saxon user base is moving to your platform. Your task is to not refer to them as annoying migrants/refugees and talk about how you're so much better than them when they get culture shock after moving to a different site.

????? getting off the motorway & the bus driver starts SHOUTING “ohhh noo! no no no no!!” me and the other passengers looking about in fear but can see no apparent danger. then the bus driver goes (shouting loudly over the engine noise and traffic so we can hwar in the back) “WHEW! that could’ve been real bad. that could’ve been so bad. i really thought we were doomed.” with no explanation.

I can only assume that the bus driver can see spirits and ghosts and such and saw a gigantic other world beast about to consume us that was waylaid at the last moment by another larger more terrifying beast that eats fellow beasts and not buses.

i just got back on the bus and it’s the same driver again!!!

they just took a turn too tight, cackled, and shouted back to me specifically because i’m the only person sitting near the front “THAT almost didn’t work out for us! hahaha. (30 second pause) i’m never driving this route again.”

if you have a narrating voice in your head, how do you think of yourself?

For example, inside your own head, do you think: "I need to go to the grocery store." "You need to go to the grocery store." "We need to go to the grocery store." or.....something else? "She needs to go to the grocery store" (?) I know there are some people who don't have a narrating voice in their heads at all, and just understand that they need to go to the grocery store without hearing a voice that speaks to them in words. this ain't about you.

The politics of many people of today is "now it's MY TURN to be the slave master, now it's MY TURN to be the abuser, the rapist, the one with the whip, and anyone who disagrees is a fed". Iont like that.

some of y'all are reblogging this in a "you can't be mean to white people or men" sort of way, when I mean this in a "zionism, terfism and radqueer bullshit is ugly" way.

t’es woke toi 😦🫵 toi t’es un woke left😔🙄 tu supporte les trans pis les pronoms toi 🤨🏳️‍⚧️ veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? 🥱🔥 mes pronoms? 😳😤 que/bec. fran/çais. bar/be/que. go/habs/go.🍁🏒 bleu pis rose 💙🌹 toi c’est quoi tes pronoms? vas-y. dis moj tes pronoms?🧐😪 joe/bi/den? ru/paul? 🤭😒 j’vas prier pour toi 🫤🙏

Anonymous asked:

Yo, I saw your post about orientalism in relation to the "hollywood middle-east" tiktok!

How can a rando and university dropout get into and learn more about? Any literature or other content to recommend?

Hi!! Wow, you have no idea how you just pressed a button. I'll unleash 5+ years on you. And I'll even add for you open-sourced works that you can access as much as I can!

1. Videos

I often find this is the best medium nowadays to learn anything! I'll share with you some of the best that deal with the topic in different frames

This is a video of Edward Said talking about his book, Orientalism. Said is the Palestinian- American critic who first introduced the term Orientalism, and is the father of postcolonial studies as a critical literary theory. In this book, you’ll find an in-depth analysis of the concept and a deconstruction of western stereotypes. It’s very simple and he explains everything in a very easy manner.

How Islam Saved Western Civilization. A more than brilliant lecture by Professor Roy Casagranda. This, in my opinion, is one of the best lectures that gives credit to this great civilization, and takes you on a journey to understand where did it all start from.

• What’s better than a well-researched, general overview Crash Course about Islam by John Green? This is not necessarily on orientalism but for people to know more about the fundamental basis of Islam and its pillars. I love the whole playlist that they have done about the religion, so definitely refer to it if you're looking to understand more about the historical background! Also, I can’t possibly mention this Crash Course series without mentioning ... ↓

The Medieval Islamicate World. Arguably my favourite CC video of all times. Hank Green gives you a great thorough depiction of the Islamic civilization when it rose. He also discusses the scientific and literary advancements that happened in that age, which most people have no clue about! And honestly, just his excitement while explaining the astrolabe. These two truly enlightened so many people with the videos they've made. Thanks, @sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

2. Documentaries

• This is an AMAZING documentary called Reel Bad Arabs: How Hollywood Villifies A People by the genius American media critic Jack Shaheen. He literally analysed more than 1000 movies and handpicked some to showcase the terribly false stereotypes in western depiction of Arab/Muslim cultures. It's the best way to go into the subject, because you'll find him analysing works you're familiar with like Aladdin and all sorts.

Spain’s Islamic Legacy. I cannot let this opportunity go to waste since one of my main scopes is studying feminist Andalusian history. There are literal gems to be known about this period of time, when religious coexistence is documented to have actually existed. This documentary offers a needed break from eurocentric perspectives, a great bird-view of the Islamic civilization in Europe and its remaining legacy (that western history tries so hard to erase).

When the Moors Ruled in Europe. This is one of the richest documentaries that covers most of the veiled history of Al-Andalus (Muslim Spain). Bettany Hughes discusses some of the prominent rulers, the brilliance of architecture in the Arab Muslim world, their originality and contributions to poetry and music, their innovative inventions and scientific development, and lastly, La Reconquista; the eventual fall and erasure of this grand civilization by western rulers.

3. Books

Rethinking Orientalism by Reina Lewis. Lewis brilliantly breaks the prevailing stereotype of the “Harem”, yk, this stupid thought westerns projected about arab women being shut inside one room, not allowed to go anywhere from it, enslaved and without liberty, just left there for the sexual desires of the male figures, subjugated and silenced. It's a great read because it also takes the account of five different women living in the middle east.

Nocturnal Poetics by Ferial Ghazoul. A great comparative text to understand the influence and outreach of The Thousand and One Nights. She applies a modern critical methodology to explore this classic literary masterpiece.

The Question of Palestine by Edward Said. Since it's absolutely relevant, this is a great book if you're looking to understand more about the Palestinian situation and a great way to actually see the perspective of Palestinians themselves, not what we think they think.

Arab-American Women's Writing and Performance by S.S. Sabry. One of my favourite feminist dealings with the idea of the orient and how western depictions demeaned arab women by objectifying them and degrading them to objects of sexual desire, like Scheherazade's characterization: how she was made into a sensual seducer, but not the literate, brilliantly smart woman of wisdom she was in the eastern retellings. The book also discusses the idea of identity and people who live on the hyphen (between two cultures), which is a very crucial aspect to understand arabs who are born/living in western countries.

The Story of the Moors in Spain by Stanley Lane-Poole. This is a great book if you're trying to understand the influence of Islamic culture on Europe. It debunks this idea that Muslims are senseless, barbaric people who needed "civilizing" and instead showcases their brilliant civilization that was much advanced than any of Europe in the time Europe was labelled by the Dark Ages. (btw, did you know that arabic was the language of knowledge at that time? Because anyone who was looking to study advanced sciences, maths, philosophy, astronomy etc, had to know arabic because arabic-speaking countries were the center of knowledge and scientific advancements. Insane, right!)

Convivencia and Medieval Spain. This is a collection of essays that delve further into the idea of “Convivencia”, which is what we call for religious coexistence. There's one essay in particular that's great called Were Women Part of Convivencia? which debunks all false western stereotypical images of women being less in Islamic belief. It also highlights how arab women have always been extremely cultured and literate. (They practiced medicine, studied their desired subjects, were writers of poetry and prose when women in Europe couldn't even keep their surnames when they married.)

4. Novels / Epistolaries

Granada by Radwa Ashour. This is one of my favourite novels of all time, because Ashour brilliantly showcases Andalusian history and documents the injustices and massacres that happened to Muslims then. It covers the cultural erasure of Granada, and is also a story of human connection and beautiful family dynamics that utterly touches your soul.

Dreams of Trespass by Fatma Mernissi. This is wonderful short read written in autobiographical form. It deconstructs the idea of the Harem in a postcolonial feminist lens of the French colonization of Morocco.

Scheherazade Goes West by Fatma Mernissi. Mernissi brilliantly showcases the sexualisation of female figures by western depictions. It's very telling, really, and a very important reference to understand how the west often depicts middle-eastern women by boxing them into either the erotic, sensual beings or the oppressed, black-veiled beings. It helps you understand the actual real image of arab women out there (who are not just muslims btw; christian, jew, atheist, etc women do exist, and they do count).

Letters of Lady Mary Wortley Montagu. This is a feminist travel epistolary of a British woman which covers the misconceptions that western people, specifically male travelers, had recorded and transmitted about the religion, traditions and treatment of women in Constantinople, Turkey. It is also a very insightful sapphic text that explores her own engagement with women there, which debunks the idea that there are no queer people in the middle east.

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With all of these, you'll get an insight about the real arab / islamic world. Not the one of fanaticism and barbarity that is often mediated, but the actual one that is based on the fundamental essences of peace, love, and acceptance.

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