the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

your majesty what is upppp

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

Brothers💚

my favourite rat video

That rat is like "sure this counts as hanging out with my friend I guess"

99 inch nails: I wanna fuck you like a luftballoon

The Rapture of Marge Simpson ~ Mixed Media Illustration

alarms honestly go off but beds get slept on again and again

I see that town in my restless dreams..

John Peel trying to kill you with his mind

hour 3 of therapy: and sometimes, doc, i feel like i'm up against the dive rocket launcher without an angry pumpkin to handle any of it. how am i supposed to be the architect and/or builder of my future when-

therapist, through gritted teeth: and once again, that's the end of your time. please put that 20 dollar bill away. i already told you you can't extend the meter. it doesn't work like parking.

me: i PROMISE i'm almost at the part where i intend to harm myself or others

the visibly erect therapist, one hand on The Button and the other mysteriously absent: f-f-fine. okay. fifteen,, fifteen more m-minutes. but if you keep fucking edging me like this i'm gonna mark your gender dysphoria as Cured

horror movies would have us believe it is scary when someone's hair is in their face. but when my hair is in my face i do not feel scary, i feel silly. silly and significantly less capable of achieving any scary goals due to my greatly reduced field of vision

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some of my opps are black some of my opps are 6

steven universe

I'd like reading plays more if they didn't keep trying to get me to age regress

*optimist guy flying a plane*

Uuh air control, one of my wings isn’t on fire right now