you start to understand why they invented the bed
oh its bandcamp friday again cool check out my music and maybe buy something if you like ^.^
spy kids is literally crazy??! Like??? the thumb guys?????
actual phootage of me fumbling a bad bitch
thumbling
My doctor says all the black mold in my body came from a single expired gram cracker which i just think is fascinating
one cracker!
The funniest thing you can add to any piece of media is a boy detective. Breaking Bad needed a 13 year old child who goes around looking for clues to the caper and whatnot.
Hank
ALT
man, you look jacked. been eating slop like a pig?
haha very funny. Name one single pig that eats 8 eggs in a row for snack. Not so funny now huh? Don’t got anything to say to that?
I’m eating slop like a Coyote. Like a svelte beautiful snake or a dino or some shit. I’d fuck a pig up with how high quality and albuminous my slop is. I’d fuck him right up amd eat his delicious pig eggs right in front of him to get even more strong even.
You can sit around getting jacked with all these other slackjawed hogheaded slop suckers. But me?
😏
I’m getting yolked
this you?
THINK AGAIN PIPSQUEAK
@geckyjuno gave me the easiest fuck/marry/kill of my life earlier but it only makes sense if you've played this one metroidvania that did so poorly the studio got shut down
ok, well, try this one for size: fuck/marry/kill sin/cos/tan
fuck cos, marry sin, kill tan
amygdalae