Okay, if you are tired then you won't be able to read. There I say it. No one else want to say it. It is strange. If you are tired, if you cannot finish a book that's a given. That's why you need to read...at work. You need to steal your reading time from your employers.
flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing
it's the next thing
i just want every fat person on earth who has or wants to have sex to know that your best case scenario is not just "person who ignores/forgives the size of your body because they love you in spite of it" and that you will actually meet people who see your stomach or rolls when you take off your shirt and get so stupid horny they forget how to speak
i could never be normal about anything. i dont have it in me
opened up ravelry to look at patterns and the very first thing i saw was
The Garment by Robert Cole
I had to immediately look for myself and I feel like this post needs the addition of the very first line in the pattern description
The Garment for Small Frogs
Got hold of an incorrect quotes generator again
Made a bunch for my rottmnt au
Behold
Theres a bunch of ocs so if theres a name you dont know then its probably one of them (heads up, mimic and arty are the same person and same with bucky and needle. Mimic and needle are their callsigns. And Ark is the collective for Arty and Bucky) (oh and Usagi and Samurai are also the same person (its Usagi Yuichi btw))
will probably post more of the au soon but doing this first so its somewhat out there and its less scary

This did not go where I expected it to go
"Who Is Superman? A Private Interview with Lois Lane" a fancomic about hope and connection. I've had this story in mind for so long and I'm very excited to be able to share it at last. Thank you for reading, and happy Lunar New Year!
Australian capital cities ranked by how much I'd want to fuck a girl if she was named that
- Darwin
- Sydney
- Adelaide
- Perth
- Melbourne
- Brisbane
- Canberra
- Hobart
Canadian capital cities ranked by how much I'd want to fuck a girl if she was named that
- Yellowknife
- Victoria
- Regina
- Whitehorse
- Iqaluit
- Halifax
- Winnipeg
- Charlottetown
- Ottawa
- Fredericton
- Toronto
- St. John's
- Edmonton
- Quebec City
Deltarune doodles
blood blood blood blood blood blood and also blood
*stares at you with giant eyes*
GO MY APO-LING, GO!
*stares at you with giant eyes*
GO MY APO-LING, GO!
i have formed an opinion that isn't worth expressing






