Hi!

A few hundred crates of fortune cookies fell of a truck that exploded and tumbled their way into my living room. As per the exploding-truck rules, they're now my responsibility.

Now, that's way too many fortune cookies, so please help me.

Ask a question, and I'll open a fortune cookie for you. Let's find out what fate has in store!

Now, keep in mind, these are fortune cookies. They have limited divination power, so the wider the question, the less it'll make sense. Try to avoid yes/no questions as well, those are boring.

Questions away!

How many words would a word-chuck write if a word-chuck could write words?

What do I need to take with me on my vacation trip?

I'm just here for the cookies... 

So, may I has?

Is there a sentient AI in my phone?

What are the odds of this being one of your fortunes?

Drat. I just realized mine was a yes or no question.
What should I do to get the squirrel to stop eating my strawberries?

How can I get my Dreamy Knight to show up?

Maya W Wrote: How many words would a word-chuck write if a word-chuck could write words?

Here's your cookie!


"Big words mean little, the right words mean the world."

imeru Wrote: What do I need to take with me on my vacation trip?

Here's your cookie, Imeru!

"You have never known despair until the day you run out of clean panties."

Lore Mackenzie Wrote: I'm just here for the cookies... 

So, may I has?

Here's your cookie, Lore!

"Being polite costs little, and rewards much."

Arakun10809 Wrote: Is there a sentient AI in my phone?

Here's your cookie, Arakun!

"You will find a friend in an unexpected place."

HarmonicaWrites Wrote: What are the odds of this being one of your fortunes?

Here's your cookie, Harmonica!

"Don't you dare rat me out, I know where you leave your favourite sweater."

Gimmie! I need good lotto numbers.

Lore Mackenzie Wrote: Drat. I just realized mine was a yes or no question.

This also could very well be a ploy for more cookies.

What should I do to get the squirrel to stop eating my strawberries?

Hey Lore! You can have a second one. I have too many anyway.

"Thieves can never steal your heart, but a baseball bat will protect your body."

Reina Lunarrune Wrote: How can I get my Dreamy Knight to show up?

Hey Reina! Here's your cookie!

"Shiny things get picked up, but comforting things are remembered."

LaughingTarget Wrote: Gimmie! I need good lotto numbers.

Hi Laughing! Here's your cookie!

"Money is soon spent, but memories last a lifetime."

Will the next fortune cookie fortune you read make sense if, at the end, you add 'in bed?'
💖😍💋🥰💖

Where dost my spirit roll amidst this tumbling road I waffle? 

What should I have for breakfast?