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Booster: Good morning, Amber! Are you awake? Should I keep the light off? Should I shut my yapper? Amazi-Girl: Hello, Booster. Booster: An uncharacteristically neutral response. Oh! Hm! Is this one of Amber's alters? Amazi-Girl: ...yes. Booster: Hello! Nice to meet you. And so what then should I call you? Amazi-Girl: ...Slamber. Booster: Ahh, the roller derby moniker. That makes sense.
 
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by David M Willis Posted on July 9, 2026


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Locations: Booster & Walky's dorm room

Second Patreon Bonus Strip for June 2026 — SAL

Posted on July 6, 2026 by David M Willis

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice!   This month, I choose: SAL! Who’s hopefully having a nice uninterrupted nap.

Check out this strip and the backlog of hundreds of previous bonus strips at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge $5 or more per month, you can read tomorrow’s strip a full day-and-five-minutes early, every single dang night! You could be reading tomorrow’s strip right now!

Patreon bonus strip for JUNE 2026 — DINA

Posted on June 26, 2026 by David M Willis

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice!  This month, folks voted to see DINA! She’s left to her own devices! Read this bonus strip and hundreds of previous at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Which is definitely the correct Patreon of mine for this particular strip to be on, I swear.

Also, if you pledge up to $5 or more per month, you can read TOMORROW’s strip RIGHT NOW, every day!

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Second Patreon Bonus Strip for May 2026 — KARAOKE

Posted on June 6, 2026 by David M Willis

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice!   This month, we get more KARAOKE!

Check out this strip and the backlog of hundreds of previous bonus strips at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge $5 or more per month, you can read tomorrow’s strip a full day-and-five-minutes early, every single dang night! You could be reading tomorrow’s strip right now!

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Patreon bonus strip for MAY 2026 — ROADBLOCK POSTER

Posted on May 26, 2026 by David M Willis

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice!  This month, folks voted for ROADBLOCK POSTER! He disparages you in rhyme, folks. Read this bonus strip and hundreds of previous at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Which is definitely the correct Patreon of mine for this particular strip to be on, I swear.

Also, if you pledge up to $5 or more per month, you can read TOMORROW’s strip RIGHT NOW, every day!

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$55K! RUTHLESS magnet unlocked!

Posted on May 17, 2026 by David M Willis

The Dumbing of Age Book 15 Kickstarter has hit $55K!  We’ve unlocked RUTH, the twelfth magnet!  And with just 2 days left, is that it for magnets?  I dunno?  Usually there’s about 12?  It’s not like anybody rode a dreamhorse in this book or anything.  

Anyway, pledge at the RUTHLESS MAGNET tier and you’ll get: 1) A signed book, 2) the Ruthless magnet, and 3) the unlocked free Amber magnet! Or select her for your PICK THREE or PICK FIVE MAGNETS tier, or go all-in for COMPLETE MAGNET POWER!  (or even COMPLETE BOOK AND MAGNET POWER, if you’re feeling fiesty).

anyway that’s a lotta magnets

and just 2 days left

ending this thing at 11:45pm eastern Tuesday

pledge today etc

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$50k! CARLA magnet unlocked!

Posted on May 12, 2026 by David M Willis

The Dumbing of Age Book 15 Kickstarter has hit $50K, folks!  That means CARLA is unlocked!  The CARLA AWARENESS magnet will be 2″x4.5″ and if you pledge at her tier, you’ll get her magnet tucked into your book along with the freebie EXERMACISES AMBER magnet!

Additional options include choosing her for your roster for either of the PICK THREE or PICK FIVE MAGNETS tiers, or going all-in for the COMPLETE MAGNET POWER tier!  

Up next, cower in fear of the RUTH MAGNET unlocked at $55k!  We got just 7 days left, so this is the final week! Pledge today!

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$49,015 surprise magnet reveal: IRREFUTABLY HETEROSEXUAL JOYCE

Posted on May 10, 2026 by David M Willis

jumpscare Suddenly, at the Dumbing of Age Book 15 Kickstarter, appears the IRREFUTABLY HETEROSEXUAL JOYCE magnet!   This 2″x4″ character magnet can be had at the (shocked Joyce face) IRREFUTABLY HETEROSEXUAL JOYCE MAGNET tier!  You’d receive both her and the EXERMACISES AMBER magnet freebie tucked into your signed/doodled book.

For probably no reason, a DOROTHY and JOYCE MAGNETS tier is now available.  In case you want to make sure you get both.

You can also pledge at the PICK THREE or PICK FIVE magnet tiers and choose her for your eventual roster, or go all-in for the COMPLETE MAGNET POWER tier!  (or the COMPLETE BOOK AND MAGNET POWER tier, if you wanna be incredibly extra since there’s fifteen dang books now)  

Next up: The CARLA magnet unlocks at $50K!  We’re almost there!

We’ve got just 10 days left!  Then we’re donezo!  well, you’re donezo, i’ll have stuff to do

Pledge today!

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Second Patreon Bonus Strip for April 2026 — BOOSTER (and walky)

Posted on May 6, 2026 by David M Willis

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice!   This month, we get BOOSTER! And Walky! And a snowpile. But not for long.

Check out this strip and the backlog of hundreds of previous bonus strips at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge $5 or more per month, you can read tomorrow’s strip a full day-and-five-minutes early, every single dang night! You could be reading tomorrow’s strip right now!

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