Are You There, Grant? It's Me, Wash...
Which Comic-Book Writer Is Writing YOUR Life?
Judging by the voluminous detail, Alan Moore would appear to the likeliest possibility.
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Stan Lee, True Believer! I may have money problems and worry that I'm an unloved freak, but I've got a GREAT patter!
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I'm female and reasonably happy with life, so it's probably Gail Simone.
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I'm female and the world hates me, so it's probably Dave Sim.
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I'm bleeding and smoking in a dark room with venetian blinds. I'll say Frank Miller.
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The Multiverse is full of HUGE things that keep happening, so it's clearly Warren Ellis.
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Joss Whedon. WAAAAAY too much drama.
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The lack of continuity suggests Grant Morrison, as do the soda pop enemas and other non sequiturs.
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Chris Claremont... because... I... hurt....
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I don't know, but at least Rob Liefeld isn't doing the art.
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