Leonardo DiCaprio

Gisele wants to get another dog. Jeebus. We already have enough dogs. And as it turns out, I'm the one always cleaning up after them. >_

Things have been really busy in the last few days/weeks. The Oscars were meh, a blast but they were doubly awesome because my beautiful woman was there w/ me by my side. The cameras loved her, as usual.

Can't lie and say I wasn't a bit disappointed losing the Oscar, but it was pretty obvious Jamie Foxx was the main guy. He's a great guy, we still call each other sometimes.

I was way more pissed off about the stupid Academy bitches not giving Marty his well-deserved Oscar. IT'S PISSIN' LEO OFF, KTHNX. @_@

Me and Gis partayed til dawn; got hammered, had some hot sex, and fell asleep in each others arms. Good times.

Congrats to all the award winners! Very deserving, all of yall.

Oh man, I'm so fucking nervous! This is only my second Oscars I've ever been to.

I'm not expecting to win, but I am expecting to partay my pants off!

Whoa, sorry for deh huge time lapse gone by. I've been busy doing shit for the environment and stuff like that. It's rainy here, I gotta wear woolen underpants. Gisele wears them too, hehehehe. But don't tell anyone.

I think the dog crapped under our bed, because somethin' smells funky in here.

Later homies.

-Leo

I think I'm gonna join the fuckin' gym. Yes, you read it right. I'm gonna resort to pain and humiliation, and I'm gonna pay for it. I'm gonna huff and puff and get all red-faced and dammit, the only time I wanna be like that is during really hot sex.