
I'm finally getting around to doing a post about this past show. It sure was interesting...and depressing. Who knew NONE OF THE GIRLS CAN ACT? Just kidding, but really, the acting was fairly disappointing this week. I won't put anything behind a cut, since hopefully everyone has had a chance to see the episode, even in Bravo reruns.
Random, vapid episode commentary:
- Denise Van Outen's tracks are looking pretty wrecked. Man, I hope extensions go out of style soon, because women on t.v. can't even be bothered to take care of theirs. :P
- Well, now we know none of these girls can play Rizzo.
- Poor Frankie Avalon doesn't get to be a judge? Lame.
- Obviously Ashley and Jason had a "thing" -- too bad he's gone, because it might have made the "chemistry" episode a little more interesting!
- I can't believe Chad's in the bottom two below Derek. And hey, America, why all the Kathleen hate? Share the hate, people!
- I love the guys as backup dancers, especially when they have to lie on top of each other. Heh.
- Allie, honey, you should have known that tube top was gonna fall down. That's what tube tops DO. And this song is way too weird for you. I loves me some Bjork, but you pretty much ruined the wacky feel of the song.
- Wow, Billy Bush is the king of inappropriate comments. Yes, Allie should have used double sided tape, but I don't want to know how *you* know *Denise* uses it.
- Who the heck cuts these songs down? Why did "Fever" end on "Daddy, won't you treat him right?" It's like ending "The Star Spangled Banner" on "The bombs bursting in air" or something.
- Kathleen, this isn't American Idol, and you can't do runs, nor would you want to as Sandy...please keep singing cheesy white girl songs and you'll be fine.
- The stairs. All through "Beauty School Dropout" I kept having visions of Frankie Avalon falling down them. And I know these girls are supposed to be different colored versions of Frenchy, but they look more like they belong at a cosplay convention.
My favorite Sandys this week:
1)
Kathleen. ("Let's Hear it for the Boy") Yes, her song was absolutely dismal this week, but the girl can ACT, and she's the only one who can with any sort of depth, apparently. Unless the rest of these girls get some awesome training, like, yesterday, Kathleen is still my #1 pick (and apparently, America's least favorite. Wonderful!) I figured out why everyone thinks she's too mature...it's her singing voice. If she could just put on a "character" voice that's sweeter and younger, she could actually have a chance at winning.
2)
Laura. ("Fever") And I regret saying it, because something about her still irks me. She's just too typical. There's nothing compelling or spontaneous about her, like Olivia Newton-John. BUT...she looks right, she can act well enough, she can sing well enough, and she can pull of sweet and sexy (well, the sexy is negotiable). So she's basically better, in general, than my #s 3 and 4.
3)
Ashley. ("These Boots Were Made for Walkin'") Oh, Ashley! Why do you suck at acting? Watching her tonight was like watching ... eh, bad, bad high school theatre, with all the gasps and posturing. She needs to get out of one-dimension land. I still LOVE her personality and love watching her perform more than any of the other girls. She just needs to ditch the fakeness, pronto. If she does that, she WILL win.
4)
Allie. ("It's Oh So Quiet") Allie, you are as bad of an actress as Ashley but with none of her redeeming qualities. Allie is, plainly, not right for this role. The acting in all of the numbers she was in was just awful. I think Allie's adorable, but she's way too green for this, far more than any of the other girls.


As for the ejectees...the one who left this week probably should have (even though I still liked Kate better than Allie). Isn't it creepy how these two showed no emotion at the end? (shiver) Next week, we'll probably say goodbye to Kathleen, who shouldn't be the one going. At least we will likely get to see the guys sing "Greased Lightning," which you know is gonna be HOT.