I hate Duolingo Chess so much. I get an 80/124 ratio of wins to total matches, but the minute Oscar wins he starts acting smug. And most of those other 44 times I've lost the game were because I stalemated Oscar, not because he beat me.

And the way Oscar wins is BULLSHIT because the YOU LOSE bar covers my half of the fucking board so I can't even tell how he won and a lot of the time where I can figure out where he placed his piece to win, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO TAKE THAT PIECE!

THIS GAME IS FUCKING RETARDED!

AND I'M NEURODIVERGENT SO I'M LITERALLY CLASSIFIED AS BEING RETARDED ACCORDING TO ABLEST 20TH CENTURY DOCTORS!

Ads really don't be making sense half the time

How am I gonna say "Can I have Coco Pops?" and my mom comes and tells me "First, the Power Breakfast" and then this dickhead gives me Coco Pops and tells me it's the Power Breakfast? You're just saying shit to say shit at that point. Like that was unnecessary, what purpose does it serve to say you can have Coco Pops after the Power Breakfast and then you fucking give the Coco Pops as the Power Breakfast anyway?

And I'd be damned if I was like "Why does my blanket always smell so nice?" and my mom told me "It's StaSoft's new 3 in 1 formula-" I WILL HARM YOU!

Me and my siblings used to think we were in a TV show and we ain't even watched The Truman Show yet, but I'm so glad this ain't true cause I woulda lost my damn mind if my mom started doing an ad out of nowhere

You guys ever get tired?

Nowadays I'm more internet literate so I rant a lot less unless I can be funny because I don't want to start fights. Every time I'm about to rant about something that's actually serious I stop myself.

There's no point in airing out serious frustrations on the internet anymore. I used to make a lot of stupid mistakes on my earliest posts because I typed without thinking, and in the heat of anger it was easier to make worse mistakes.

I feel like ranting only works for me if I have a special interest or a character I don't like and can be funny about. I can't talk about things I have legitimate problems with because I'll just tire myself out and then be too tired to respond when someone inevitably misconstrues what I'm saying and then respond anyway to clarify my position and it inevitably turns sour.

I'm barely even considering posting this because I'm tired already.

Now to make sure anyone who sees this doesn't misunderstand: this isn't a cry for help, I am fine; I'm not asking for an echo chamber, it's just annoying to argue so I avoid it; and I'm just generally tired, this might be because it's late in the day so I might be mentally spent or something.

I wish I could say something funny.