The Dazzlings VS 4☆TOWN VS BroZone VS The Saja Boys

There's no reason I should be making this post, I barely power scale and this is probably one of the stupidest fucking debates I could do but whatevs.

To establish the parameters we're working with, each of them have a certain way their magic affects their music.

The Dazzlings have the ability to hypnotise their audience and draw energy from them while instilling a competitive rage in the audience to throw opponents off their game. They also technically have sonic attacks in their serpentine forms (I forgot what they're called). The Saja Boys operate similarly except instead of just competitive rage, they exploit the audience's deepest insecurities to make them more devoted to them.

4☆TOWN has displayed the ability for their music to reach a spiritual level as seen in the Panda's Unite version of Nobody Like U being able to generate energy for a ritual. BroZone somewhat similarly has the ability to achieve the Perfect Family Harmony, which is a harmony so powerful it can shatter diamonds.

That's what we're working with, and now I'm just gonna say... BroZone is absolutely cooked in this fight.

Yes, the Perfect Family Harmony can shatter diamonds but when we're talking about Y2K boy bands, 4☆TOWN claps harder than how NSYNC's manager screwed over the entire band. Robaire BY HIMSELF hit a high note so powerful it boosted the Panda Ritual and when the entire band harmonised, it was completely over. Fuck diamonds, have you tried putting your soul into a song so hard you powered up a spell that worked on a KAIJU?

Really, it comes down to whether 4☆TOWN's spiritual energy can counteract both the Dazzlings and the Saja Boys. 4☆TOWN is made up of ostensibly better singers because Jinu's highest note does not compare to Robaire's highest, and neither does Adagio's because she always sings in a lower register or in the same register as Aria and Sonata. But both the Dazzlings and the Saja Boys thrive on audience attention.

The Saja Boys have an advantage over the Dazzlings in that the Dazzlings' spell can be broken by diverting the attention of the audience whereas the spell the Saja Boys have can only be broken by a singer hitting deeper spiritual notes. In a competition of attention, the Saja Boys have K-Pop stage effects to their advantage as well as whatever the fuck Gwi-Ma was doing with his flames for pyrotechnic effects.

4☆TOWN would technically win this battle because their spiritual prowess would overcome the Saja Boys' spell but the thing is we don't know how the Dazzlings and the Saja Boys' powers would interact with each other because the Dazzlings' rage inducement could probably end up boosting the Saja Boys through the fact that it would exacerbate the issues the audience is already facing.

Ironically, BroZone does actually come back into play here because they'd be the only thing balancing out the demonic forces and lobbing a possible win over to 4☆TOWN, the only issue is the fact that BroZone cannot agree on anything for SHIT and the Dazzlings' rage inducement would only make it worse. How does BroZone have Justin Timberlake, Daveed Diggs, Troye Sivan, Kid Cudi, and Eric André as voice actors and STILL BE THIS ASS?

This isn't a BroZone hate post, I actually liked Trolls: Band Together when I watched a few days ago, but I'm just now realising that BroZone's singers were really held back by the fact that they weren't allowed to do anything crazy with their voices. IRL feats do not count, I do not care that Daveed Diggs rapped Guns & Ships, that was Marquis de Lafayette, not Spruce.

But I think the end result of this, after reviewing everything, is that 4☆TOWN SHOULD win this fight but the Dazzlings overcomplicate the debacle, most likely boosting the Saja Boys, and leading the Jeoseung Saja to become Pied Pipers.