Due to personal reasons it’s time for “Silly Songs with Larry”, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song
I feel like the real peril of growing up Christian that no one really talks about is how deeply veggie tales songs get embedded into your fuckin head like a ticking time bomb of inanity
it could be decades later and you’re minding your own business in line at the grocery store or on the bus or trying to fall asleep and from the depths of your brain comes “the bunny, the bunny, ooh I love the bunny”
you’ll never be free
I must’ve escaped the bunny song but damn if I don’t think of Where is my Hairbrush every time I brush my hair.
LIPS
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Though some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps For the curious ways of the yodeling veterinarian of the Alps!
THE BISCUIT OF ZAZZAMARANDABO
[I am the very model of a modern major general]
LARRY BOY! (superhero) LARRY BOY! (He’s our man)
Everybody’s got a water buffalo.