I want to get off mr. bones' wild ride

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

she touch my yippee till i yay

frisk is just a fucking baby. and everyone just monologues at them

alphys: you know i… i used to hate myself, before you came along. i don’t know… i don’t want to use you to boost my self esteem but i just want to say… thanks, you know? for giving me a little more confidence, i guess. you’re really special to me

frisk: *is five years old*

World Heritage Post

welcome to the no notes frisk wants chicken nuggets post

We need to standardize clothing sizes. This is fucking stupid. Pass a federal law or something. I’m sick of this shit.

Source: https://qz.com/quartzy/1314827/the-average-american-woman-is-not-a-size-16

Okay

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

Message to all Americans: you BETTER NOT have brought BURGER in your SUITCASE

that'a ai video generator made too many videos of planes hitting captain toad so we told them to turn it off forever

me if i was lobsta 🦞 monday

youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people

My contribution to @creatingblackcharacters 's Melanin Beam Challenge (happy birthday btw 🎉)

Props to @drawingdreamboats for being the main inspiration behind this design. They said 'Kris should be Black' and I say you are absolutely right.