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@witless-winion1

headcanons, oneshots, ideas, fic updates galore. My ask box is as wide open as Odysseus’s legs were the night he came home (unless it gets over twenty lmao). Banner by lovely friend @hopingitdontbreak

secretary birds look pretty normal but for some reason people have collectively decided to photograph them like they're [takes a moment to find an acceptable way to say this] women

<-normal bird photography | typically reserved for pin-up posters ->

one good thing 2026

martial arts instructor, observing our small class consisting of three boys and one girl (me)): hmm. Witless, we need to get you some girl partners to spar with

my brain immediately going elsewhere: I mean. Yeah. That’d be great

i love EWC comics because every one i see at the end they say "oh yeah this has probably been done haha" and it's the most random absurd thing i've ever read like honey nobody else is cooking the way you are i swear

i love EWC comics because every one i see at the end they say "oh yeah this has probably been done haha" and it's the most random absurd thing i've ever read like honey nobody else is cooking the way you are i swear

You cannot say that a top grossing artist is "feral" or making you "feral." You are listening to the Billboard Top 40. You are very domesticated.

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breadcunt

Stupid ass take. The fame of the artist doesn't define how it makes you feel. Do you not see me go hogwild eating potatoes, easily one of the top 5 most well known vegetables

We're like shooting stars you and I

They better release that proshot on dvd or something after the theatrical run because that masterpiece has to be watched over and over again

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay