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Hello all, @willowwideweb (She/It) here. This is my first actual side blog for my own setting...

EXOSYSTEM

The year, if we still counted it like we used to, would be 5315 AD. We can break the rules of reality and travel faster than light, but the galaxy sighs with familiarity. Humanity is alone, no other sentient organic creature inhabits the stars.

Made a sideblog for my freak ass world im building

is this intelligible

Had to post this gem

this video has been the last hinge holding me together for weeks now. I need to watch it once a day or I'll start disintegrating

heres the translation I found online for fellow enjoyers

@demegods

Girl said she’d let me see her DDs but when I got to her house she just had her shirt off and she didn’t even have a ps2 let alone a copy of digital devil saga. Waste of my damn time

TURN THE SHIP AROUND

Sometimes I wanna be the fat milf.. Sometimes I want that to be me... but alas.. I am a small fox with paws and a tail thats almost as big as my body and everyone wants to hurt me or eat me

More people need to learn the rules of kind engagement with wild animals :( I am a biology student and it deeply upsets me when people immediately rush to go try to pet every animal they see. For those uninitiated the rules are:

1. Keep your distance, observe from afar

2. Do not approach them, let them approach you

3. Even the cutest animals can absolutely wreck your shit. Be cautious or face their wrath.

That's true that is how you shluld interact aith swagophile

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

Sometimes I wanna be the fat milf.. Sometimes I want that to be me... but alas.. I am a small fox with paws and a tail thats almost as big as my body and everyone wants to hurt me or eat me

More people need to learn the rules of kind engagement with wild animals :( I am a biology student and it deeply upsets me when people immediately rush to go try to pet every animal they see. For those uninitiated the rules are:

1. Keep your distance, observe from afar

2. Do not approach them, let them approach you

3. Even the cutest animals can absolutely wreck your shit. Be cautious or face their wrath.

Pronoun roles on discord servers aren't a bad idea, but there is the fun implication that you can ping an entire pronoun set.

Hey I got a problem with something, this is an all they/thems on deck situation

hehe :3

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

I accidentally cooked a little too hard, so they get to be a little cool for a little bit. They're still just a little traitorous baby to me.

characins and such from Argentina

flowery’s design is so funny, i remember in the summer of 2015 before undertale came out, i was hanging out with toby at a con and we were all joking about how people would react to the game, (i didnt know the endings yet) so i was like lol get ready for skinny blonde tumblr sexyman flowey and was drawing that to torment him. then i was. completely wrong and everyone wanted to fuck sans thank god. so sad i can never find this drawing i did it on paper 11 year ago. lost media

anyways i think i had the fairly unique reaction upon flowery’s introduction of “oh shit…. MY OLD FRIEND FROM COLLEGE…. the madman….he really fuckin did it….”