ameliorate

a remake of my pinned since it's been flagged draw me anything

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

even masturbation is dull now like omg whatever i GUESS i’ll do this…there’s not much else to do

genuinely what the fuck is wrong with americans

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

not havin TikTok or IG will hav U up @ 4AM like dam wat goin on on r/Food Lol

i imagine everyone as their pfp, like yes that middle aged actor is liking my vent post!!

If I humiliate myself one more time maybe god will have mercy and reward me

i get a $250 million production budget to adapt beowulf into a summer blockbuster and at the end beowulf is contemplating his reign as king in his old age and the passing of time and we hear some kids say something he doesn't quite understand and he says stoically "it's as if the English i speak is becoming old..."

Jenny Holzer - The Living series, 1980-82

I Have A Postcard Mouth by Trista Mateer

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

our age of blogs is collapsing