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making a pinned post cause i feel like it

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potential nsfw so DNI if ur not 18

i post whatever i like. usually thats tf2, furry stuff, and cute aminals. if u are pretty much any kind of bigot just leave, i dont fuck with that. apologies in advance for bad grammar and spelling, it will happen again. am audhd, sometimes i misunderstand or forget things, please talk to me if i did something that wasnt cash money, i dont wanna be a dick but i need to know what i did so i can learn from it.

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you can see prev asks here and my ramblings/shit posts here.

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my computer has an abortion button. do i... press it?

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i didnt press it and this popped it out. do- do i owe todd howard child support money?

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You definitely should have aborted it

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when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

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Okay, see, I knew about the capybara gif:

But I didn’t know that they really are That Dense, All The Time. The same way sharks will bite anything that might be a seal, just in case, these birdbrains will apparently test just about anything for beak size. 

Behold a short list of bad ideas:

Human foot is not food, bird.

That is clearly bigger than your entire body.

...You do know what a bear cub is, right? Right??

That is a BICYCLE SEAT.

That’s it; arrested for bird crimes.

#lovely aminals
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common advice for social anxiety is to tell yourself "people aren't going to think less of you just because you said something a bit daft" but the thing is. sometimes they will. and you just have to learn to be cool with that and to treat it as a dnd random encounter rather than letting it ruin your whole day

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i think fat girls should walk around in crop tops booty shorts buzzcuts dyed hair piercings no bra killing and maiming all who stand in their way with weapons before sitting down for some yummy ice cream and so forth. it's the only way.