Hey, Im the train. I decided it would be fun to stop moving for an undisclosed amount of time just before we arrive at the station. My idea..

When the music reaches down your pants

Adam Sandler: So here's my pitch. There's this guy, average guy, kind of a loser, stays upbeat, his only real flaw is that he's a child at heart and doesn't hide it

Me: Ok Adam. This is fresh as fuck every time

Adam: And one day, he meets this beautiful blonde, and she doesn't really respect him. But he KNOWS there's a connection, and there must be something wrong that she doesn't see it

Me: Adam you're blowing my fucking mind this is untouched territory for you

Adam: So the guy crosses a few lines, yaknow? He steps over the line a little bit but it's for love, right? So it's cool. He solves the problem with social heroics, stays persistent and even though things get rough he wins her heart

Me: Yesssss this is literal gold Adam this is ingots

Adam: And I'm thinking, like, who we can get to play the guy?

Me: I think we both know just the guy

Adam: You don't think it's weird that the awkward everyman hero with a heart of gold is me again?

Me: Adam. Hand on heart bro. I couldn't care less

Adam: I'm so glad. You're my rock

Me: Can I borrow another $10,000

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

upside down sandwhich for one of my friensss :3

okay first of all i don't wear red pelt. really clashes with my eyes. second of all i got my hideous screw tooth head growth removed years ago.

i got a dislocated jaw because a raging dinosaur slammed into me at work but they still made me come in to take a photo

here's my Media Criticism. this damn dinosaur could walk and eat the grass himself. but no. i have to push the damn thing. i have to do everything my damn self. barney is laughing at me.

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

Dou fanart (OC of Diives)

you know i keep that mf thang on me

@blackberry--mouse yeah i carry *person gets scared for a sec but then looks down and sees the*

OUUUU MY GODDDDDDDDDD OUU MY DAYSSSS BASYAAAA GETS YUOU GETS YOU GET YOUS

The other day my nephew described something as being "like if Slenderman was stuck in a little car" and I yelled YES!!!! bc I thought he was referencing this image I like but then I showed the picture and he was like how do you have an image for that where did you get that

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.