What if shen yuan got hit by a pollen where the poison is stored in the pussy and the only way to get rid of the poison is to get her really wet so all the poison drips out *excellently dodges a beer bottle aimed at my head* and Liu qingge says it's her duty to help because shen yuan caught the pollen saving her so shen yuan is like okay.... you just have to make me leak out my fluids. Anyway Liu qingge fingering her shijie. shen yuans wrists are soon tied behind her because she kept trying to end the treatment early. She's on her 6th orgasm begging Liu qingge to give her a break and even though her thighs are dripping wet, Liu qingge says no, it's not enough, there's still some poison left

I feel like there isn't enough appreciation for Liu Qingge literally teaching himself how to better communicate to Shen Qingqiu (Shen Yuan) to avoid miscommunication.

Admittedly, the "you can just get a new disciple" moment definitely stands out as a failure, but it is a good starting point for where their communication begins. Liu Qingge tries to comfort Shen Qingqiu and fails.

But while we don't see everything that happens in the years it takes for Luo Binghe to leave the Abyss, we do see that something shifted in the communication between them.

Maybe the Succubus incident opened his eyes to just how much Shen Qingqiu can misunderstand if allowed, maybe something else.

After a lot of bullshit and imprisonment, there is a scene where Liu Qingge tells Shen Qingqiu to get off his sword. Shen Qingqiu protests, saying he won't tease Liu Qingge anymore, but Liu Qingge immediately corrects himself and explains that it's not safe to ride with him. He's about to be targeted, it's safer for Shen Qingqiu on foot. Shen Qingqiu complies easily after that.

And then, after even more bullshit, when Shen Qingqiu is feeling like shit because the entire plot is a mess, Liu Qingge calls him out on what he’s not saying and comforts him in a way Shen Qingqiu will actually accept . “You fear becoming the sect’s burden, but we don’t fear that burden” - Liu Qingge has picked up on Shen Qingqiu's feelings, but also knows that just saying "you're not a burden" won't actually make him feel any better.

They start with Liu Qingge failing to properly comfort Shen Qingqiu when he's openly grieving, and end with Liu Qingge properly comforting Shen Qingqiu when he's trying to hide his feelings.

bing-ge divorce arc

emperor bing-ge is getting exhausted by the size of the harem/tired of picking up new wives and even grumpier after visiting the bing-mei universe so he tells his advisors to yeet anyone from the harem that won't cause a huge uproar (cos he knows like a solid third are probably cool leaving) and to make sure they get paid and are taken care of but that he never has to deal with them again

ning yingying is pissed he did this without even talking to the wives, but bing-ge is sulking so he's being super mature and not at all acting like an adult who has a terrible childhood and has regressed out of trauma and she's like you divorced a-yuan???? we LOVE her what is wrong with you (cos SY transmigrated as a wife, who I'm giving shapeshifting abilities to because he can have less gender dysphoria as a treat)

and bing-ge is like no i didn't--I like that one! thats the one in my rotation for the resting day cos she likes hearing all my cool fighting stories and we never end up banging (SY made his appearance a little less femme in hopes of evading Bing-ge's interests but is always a little disappointed for some reason that it never actually ends in papapa)

and ning yingying just gives him this look (she is mad cos A-Yuan helped her organize logistic shit in the harem and liked learning QJP cultivation shit as her his reward which NYY missed doing and finds teaching really nice! LMY is also mad her bookclub got culled a member or two, possibly SHL found a partner to bitch about other harem ladies with) and he's like WHAT? I looked at the list! and A-Yuan was definitely not on it.

and NYY is like, you idiot -- if you'd MET your wives in person and talked to them to divorce them rather than letting a PROXY do it you'd know that A-Yuan's actual name was SOMENAME

and bing-ge is not going to freak out over this, because it's no big deal, he made sure his advisors gave money and housing/land fairly and settled the ex-wives so it should be easy enough to track A-Yuan down, except SY didn't take any of that and only left a note that said he hoped Binghe would be happy and that the culling the harem meant he'd finally found what he was looking for which of course never got delivered because idk the little palace mistress or something

so bing-ge is upset and complaining because the wife he liked to hang out with and spend time with and listened to him and sometimes brushed his hair and actually cared about his personal happiness was gone and NYY, LMY, and SHL are just sorta looking at him like god, I married this fucking moron didn't I? and eventually he gets the hint and is like fine I'll just find via my blood

except he never gave A-Yuan his blood, because he usually does that after they consummate on their wedding night, and they hadn't done that -- so he's like god I'm so stupid (SHL/NYY: That's what I've been saying! LMY: *nodding*)

so basically, SY transmigrated into one of the many wives, who is idk a fox spirit or something with shape shifting who noticed that Binghe was really tired on their wedding night and was like um, do you want to just like sleep or something? and they talked for a while about all the cool shit Binghe has done and some monsters and Binghe actually slept for once and felt great in the morning and forgot and this occurred every other time he had A-Yuan on his rotation so it just sorta became his rest day and Shen Yuan was disappointed even though he was ignoring that, but also not because he got to hang out with Binghe!

and when the divorces happen he's like oh okay, well he must have finally figured out LMY should be empress and/or Airplane wrote his one-true-love, hopefully she's cool! and he tries to at least say goodbye, but the entire thing is an impersonal shove out the palace walls and he doesn't really want the money or the land offered and his character doesn't have family left so he is like welp all right and just shapeshifts completely to a dude instead of playing with gender (andmaybesometimes mixes it up) -- and starts wandering around looking at cool plants and beasts and shit with literally no idea the emperor is having a meltdown over him

presumably when binghe eventually finds him, he's like oh and SY is like yeah I'm a dude can we still be friends? and Binghe has a 404 shutdown on his brain as he finally connects the dots from the other universe and has to live through the hell that is trying to flirt with and court shen yuan when he is convinced everything you do is just a friendly bro thing

the difference between liushen and bingqiu is that liushen are highschool sweethearts, starcrossed lovers, i love you intentionally, i love i love i love you, I'm yours if you'll have me, loving you is the easiest thing i have ever had the privilege of doing in my life vs bingqiu that is divorcee rebounds with a scandalously young boy who goes for older men, i only know how to exist when im wanted, i love you and by extension i hate all other things, love as a violent act, i would rather break the world than lose you, please love me.

a liushen trope that is painfully hard to find is bai zhan peak lord liu qingge + qing jing peak lord shen jiu + qing jing disciple shen yuan.

imagine shen yuan being shen jiu's beloved head disciple. the one and only man that he does not hate. whenever shen yuan is off the peak he's moody and punishes people for the smallest things. that's his little meow meow, and just looking at shen yuans sweet face is enough to fight off a qi deviation.

when shen yuan goes into seclusion shen jiu is throwing up, threatening to kill people, crying at brothels, going insane. when shen yuan leaves the cultivation caves shen jiu is ECSTATIC and smiles for the first time in months. and that smile slowly freezes in place because he must be hallucinating right? because there's no way he's seeing his sweet beloved disciple after so long and he has that brute liu qingge hanging off his shoulder... right?

shen jiu's eye twitching as shen yuan explains to mu qingfang that he saved liu qingge from having a qi deviation. first of all WHY save him, second of all, why save HIM? his worse enemy ??? the bane of every peak lord meeting?? shen jiu HATES liu qingge

at least hes happy to have shen yuan back. but unfortunately he's not the only one, because a week later he opens the bamboo house to see liu qingge standing outside. and when shen jiu barks "what do you want!?" that bastard has the audacity to say "is shen yuan here" and then blush.

shen yuan hears screeching and then has to race outside to stop shen jiu actually trying to fucking murder another peak lord

Today's SVSSS Quote of the Day is:

Volume 3, Chapter 21: Together Forever

#love when you have a moment of Why Is The Character Like That#and then they say one thing and you're like ohhhh okay gotcha#like ok yeah i can see where you absorbed the idea that you have to repress your emotions and that your words mean nothing only your action#after a year of 'control yourself or you're never getting let out' cave hell

@baixue-temple YEAH

disciple days

Would I be too out of line if I said I don't care for the fact that there's a million headcanons about shen jiu being SA'd by Qiu Jianluo even though theres zero evidence of it but no one cares about Su Xiyan being canonically molested by the old Palace Master?

Dot dot

Chicken Shen Yuan (non-transmigrated) meeting Fox Shen Jiu

(Don’t you mean rooster? NO. I WANT SY WITH FAT TITTIES LAYING EGGS.)

Like little child Shen Yuan holding his momma’s hand while going out to the market. He’s all cheerful and happy and his little tail is wiggling as he points at things that he wants.

He gets separated from his mother somehow and wanders off to enjoy one of the many snacks he’d gotten while they shopped. All is well, it’s obvious that’s he’s a noble child so not many bug him. Even those with malicious intentions think twice when seeing the crest of the Shen Family on his little robes.

Enter foxjiu, wide eyed and bushy tailed. He was originally planning to steal from SY but SY was like “Oh a friend! I haven’t seen a fox up close before” and bugging SJ. (Obviously SY is willing to share his treats so SJ has reason to stick around)

They bond and SY’s all like “We can meet here again tomorrow” (SJ agrees but doesn’t expect anything to come out of it)

WHICH GIVES US LITTLE CHICK SY RUNNING OFF TO THE BACK ALLEYWAYS TO MEET FOXJIU (AND HIS “dog” FRIEND (WOLFDOG YQ))

Anyways so literally just here to put twunk SY (who comes from a merchant family because idk, I love merchant SY) who supplies CQMS with things (his family is a bunch of well known merchants/nobles with a monopoly over many resources)

Like hellooooo the mamayuan potential? He’s not a milf here but he could totally radiate that energy! Like SY practices a bit of cultivation—like he’s no immortal master but it’s enough to hold his own against threats ‘n the like. Anyways so SY travels because he has the whole world to see and he can not sit still, ever, however every time he comes back to stay in his hometown for a bit he always visits CQMS and visits his childhood friends (SJ, YQ) or whatever. (Will explain in a bit)

Insert Chicken SY fussing over SJ’s disciples after running into them. Like imagine the first meeting between LBH and SY? SY carrying a basket of (his, maybe) unfertilized eggs to give to SJ (To SY the eggs aren’t super important—like sure he feels paternal/maternal minutes after laying… but after that wears off there’s no real attachment or anything.) and seeing MF and some other disciples cornering puppy (?) LBH.

SY immediately puffs his feathers up, crossing his arms under his chest as he glares. He chews them out and then chews them out to SJ and then chews SJ out. LBH is smitten when SY leans down to pull him to his feet and has LBH escort him to SJ’s quarters.

SY ALSO SCOLDING LQG IS SO FUNNY LIKE 19 Y/O SY VISITING DURING DISCIPLE DAYS AND CHEWING LQG OUT BECAUSE OF THE FIGHTS HE HAS WITH SJ.

YQ and SJ see SY treating LBH like his own child and they immediately get this unshakable urge to put a baby in SY.

Anyways so SY, SJ, and YQ are “childhood friends”. Basically SY begged his parents to hire SJ and YQ as like playmates, and they do. So SJ and YQ live well w/ SY up until SY has to go to the imperial capital for school or something and he lets YQ and SJ become cultivators (they were originally supposed to learn how to fight to stay as his guards, but after becoming PLS SY dropped the idea completely and allied up with them lol)

Shen Yuan loooves to talk about how "manly men" are so cool and how he wishes the guys around him were more buff, but he'd rather die than do a pushup himself. Why do you want men around you to be so masculine but not yourself, huh?? So you can wear a short skirt and thigh high stockings and look like a girl in comparison?? So you can wear light pink lip gloss and mascara?? So you can seduce shy little buns and

.... sorry guys post cancelled. I just imagined shen yuan wearing coquette makeup and sexy-cute clothes, sitting in public with pink and white ribbons in his hair, and the only thing out of place is his huge smartphone that has a black case with a picture of Luo binghe covered in blood viciously ripping someone apart

Oh my god just how many times does Shen Yuan canonically fantasize about being a woman dubconned by Binghe

(Draft posting) Beast Taming Peak lord Shen Yuan who is so frustrated with his martial siblings that he ONLY uses baby talk (derogatory) to communicate with them (when irritated) because they’re ALL so childish is so funny.

It slips out on accident (during disciple days) at first, like freshly transmigrated SY is overwhelmed by these rowdy teenagers around him and the fact that he is ALSO a rowdy teenager now. He digs through his memory for ANYTHING to help cope with this new source of stress and remembers the educational baby videos his parents used to put on for his sister when she was born and he kinda just runs with that.

For some, like Liu Qingge, it’s unclear whether they should be offended or otherwise. For others, like Yue Qingyuan, they don’t quite know how to shut it down and have unconsciously incorporated it in their lives. For people like Shen Qingqiu, who finds it humorous when it happens to others but refuses to respond to Shen Yuan talking to him like that unless it’s a dire situation, it’s both a gift and a curse.

It’s funnier in disciple days because Liu Qingge and Shen Qingqiu could be fighting like cats and dogs on missions or something and SY’ll be forced to separate them (he can handle two disciples younger than him, he wrangles beasts for crying out loud) and he’s so irked when he releases the two he’s like.

“Why are we fighting? Fighting bad—come on, say it with me. Fighting—Ah, don’t look away. Eyes up here. Fighting, is, bad. That’s right, Fighting is baaaaad. Do you know what bad means??”

And SQQ is glaring daggers at him and LQG is just red in the face—probably from embarrassed fury. The two quickly learn that SY will never stop treating them like that as long as they keep fighting. Of course this means that they start avoiding one another when SY is near and develop a sort of reluctant truce whenever he’s around.

He’s like a dog whisperer for his martial siblings

read a short danmei called 'i can't shake off the vow breaking immortal', and now im imagining a jiuyuan AU where shen yuan transmigrates as a dream demon but is stuck in the dream realm as a spirit/ghost. to get out of this, shen yuan is tasked by the system to reform shen qingqiu through his dreams and make PIDW have a happier ending. once the mission is completed, shen yuan will have his own physical body and can roam around PIDW freely.

at first, shen qingqiu tries to kill shen yuan bc dream demon and all. but slowly jiuyuan grow closer (probably through shen yuan warning shen qingqiu about his future and/or qiu haitang & huan hua palace master? idk) shen yuan also creates nice dreams to make sure shen qingqiu can sleep peacefully at night once he sees how nightmarish his mind is. they even go on a lil date together in the dream realm and shen qingqiu finds himself wanting to sleep more to visit his little dream demon.

until one day, the system tells shen yuan his mission is done. so the next night shen yuan informs shen qingqiu that this is the last time he'll visit him. but bc shen yuan feels bad that shen qingqiu might go back to having nightmares, he assigns another dream demon to help him. and then shen yuan fucks off from the plot to live peacefully in the demon realm.

that peace is quickly disrupted when an angry shen qingqiu shows up in the demon realm to track down his sleep paralysis demon (boyfriend)

aphrodisiac treatment 😋