apparently the original run of ctrl alt delete ended in november 2012. Ethan Ryan MacManus Prime has been dead for 14 years and no one fucking told me

i'm crying laughing. for some reason i thought this was maybe the conclusion to a years long dramatic story arc i just didn't have the context for. but no. this shit just happens.

this arc starts in september 2012.

his future self comes out of a time portal and says "hey shit's fucked and it's my fault. go and fix this by not fucking the future."

he gets caught by future rebels who hate him because his future self fucked the future.

escapes and punches his future self.

his future self shoots a rebel and the time machine fucking breaks for basically no reason and threatens to destroy all of reality

and his future self gets shot before *he* can make the dramatic heroic sacrifice to stop it.

i cannot express just how much of a Shit Just Happens plot this is. this takes place in-universe over the course of like a couple hours if that. Imagine for a second that you were keeping up with ctrl alt del in 2012. Okay now that you've imagined that i'm gonna give you a minute to stop laughing. Okay now that you're done laughing, just fucking, imagine. You'd have no clue the story was building to any kind of big dramatic conclusion until the literal last possible page??!?! this is such a "oh god i really don't want to be writing CAD anymore" ending but the series was fucking rebooted after this so that can't've been it.

this is the last time any of Ethan Ryan MacManus's friends saw him alive.

peak fucking art.

this is the strip immediately after Ethan Macmanus Gaming Church Memorial by the way.

. 𝜗◞ ݁ sweet cream house coord ‎ ‎‎‧‎ ‎‎ ‎ ₊ ˚‎‎ 𝜚

⎯ from a little bit ago. sweet cream house, i love you! i want a pink colorway to add to my collection.

❤︎ ៸៸  coord breakdown .ᐟ

◜ angelic pretty ~ jsk, headbow, otks┆btssb ~ necklace, kumya┆axes femme ~ cardigan┆qpot ~ necklace & badge┆everything else offbrand ◞ ⠀.⠀ ݁ ⠀˖ ⠀

everyone's like wehhhhh why doesn't doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that's been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test

"it's medical malpractice" have u ever been a doctor? most medicine is malpractice. let the man limp around chewing vicodin doing 50 invasive tests please

Once Taub (derogatory) derisively said about a patient with unexplained chronic pain “7 doctors couldn’t find anything wrong with him, what does that mean?” and House replied without even thinking “it means they’re idiots” and proceed to work his ass off to diagnose the patient Taub wanted to write off as a faker or something. If a doctor had said that when that patient was ME, I wouldn’t dream of suing them in a million years

Edit to add: i dont know what it says about me that i had to look up rouge the bat but can draw hugh laurie from memory

you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

harajuku fashion walk-brazil

sweet old school! i'm so proud of it because i love this OP and i feel like i'm finally wearing a good coord for it! lol, anyway, the harajuku fashion walk in brazil was cool 🍓❤️

☆ OP: handmade (second hand) and others: off brand

bwaaaaaaaaa

ohhh !!! i knows her !!!

tumpet

During an interview in Vol. 7 of P-SPEC, a SEGA-produced Phantasy Star magazine, former Sonic Team head and director of the Sonic Advance series Akinori Nishiyama reflected on his involvement in the conceptualization of several Sonic the Hedgehog characters.

While speaking about Cream the Rabbit, he mentions a personal, unofficial backstory for the character wherein she lost her father at a young age. [X]

My stepdad is so fucking funny sometimes

Disabled Transfem in Need of Help

I'm disabled, unable to work, and fighting with the US government about getting disability pay, which has become around a half decade long process for me at this point.

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guys. Guys please you're allowed to say big boy words. please we cannot keep just rolling with the sanitization of every space on the internet ok. you're allowed to say suicide. you're allowed to say porn. they're not bad words, they're just words.

also by ''censoring'' the words with silly spellings you're actually making it much harder for people to filter out. please just say Sex you don't have to call it woohoo like it's the fucking sims. i promise the Word Police aren't going to arrest you

Disabled Transfem in Need of Help

I'm disabled, unable to work, and fighting with the US government about getting disability pay, which has become around a half decade long process for me at this point.

Unfortunately I still need money to live in the meantime. My partner pays the majority of my bills, but I need about $250 per month to cover things she can't afford, bills in particular.

If you can help or share this, I'd truly appreciate it from the bottom of my heart.

https://paypal.me/ActuallyRoseLalonde

Venmo: PeridotRose

Unfortunately I'm a few days late to make the post this month and a due date is soon. This If I could get to around $50 by the 9th of August, that plus what I currently have would cover the first (and highest late fee) bill for the month.

$15/$250!

thank you!!!

$66/$250!!!

Golly!! Thank you so much!!! That gets me past the most dire part of this. :)

$71/$250!!!

Thank you!!

$88/$250!

Thanks so much!

flipping the narrative by calling my cat over and then sneezing on her

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Swallowing my pride

Hey, gang. I need help.

Moved to a new city and I'm just trying to keep my head above water. Anything helps.

Putting up a goal. Pretty sure I need either a root canal or a tooth extraction. Don't have insurance so I'm taking a guess based on prior procedures.

20/1500

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Thank you so much to whoever donated today.

240/1500

Thank you thank you thank you.