Stephen King rightly gets a lot of shit for frequently having his characters think and speak in pop culture references that only make sense if you spent your formative years in 1970s Maine, but I feel like articulating that particular criticism on Tumblr is something of a glass-houses situation.
So it turns out that Flock cameras have a button on the back.
And if you press it down long enough you can just connect to it like an access point. There’s also NO 2FA on signing in to the network.
There’s better protection for your Steam account than a network tracking millions of people.
Having a great first day in Chicago! But good god is it making me self conscious of my physique lol. Being at a party with all these juiced up guys definitely makes me wish I could commit more time and resources to working out 😅
But also like. You are not gonna look like that if it isn't your number one priority! And there's way too much in my life that I care about more than keeping a strict meal plan and never missing a 2+ hour workout.
locusts are SO fucked up. imagine if your apartment complex got too crowded during a drought so everyone in it started overproducing serotonin until they gained 100lb of pure muscle and then chewed through the drywall of every building in the neighborhood
they do this over in philly
Thats the context for this meme???
I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.
I'm dying
Home just in time for A N T I Q U E S R O A D S H O W !
Look at this CAR HORN!!
Imagine driving in 1915 Paris with a fuckin gargoyle on your Peugeot lol
Cargoyle
our age of blogs is collapsing
This is just how magic works, honestly.
That weirdo billionaire obsessed with stopping his aging/taking his son's blood to stay young has, as far as I can tell, taken a hero dose of shrooms that led him to fall in love with one of his employees(?) and is now attempting to use his wealth to find a cure for her endometriosis? Which like, sure
This is so funny
I'm ctfu
it’s nice seeing other people starting to open their eyes to what i’ve been saying for a while in that the current use and proliferation of the term “gooning” is an outright tool of fascism
the second “gooning” stopped referring to a specific sexual practice and started to be used as a replacement for “masturbation” we needed to kill it immediately and sadly we didn’t
if you call someone a “masturbator” in a derisive way you sound like a fucking mormon but suddenly you switch to calling them a “gooner” and you’ve created a way to express the same puritanical beliefs around masturbation that is not only palatable to the average person but the attached underlying implications of the term make people way more susceptible to adopting those beliefs themselves
leftists need to fucking stop using the term “gooner” right fucking now
demonizing human sexuality and treating masturbation and sexual activity as deviant and disgusting are straight up fascist tools and it’s startling how successful this aspect of it has been the last few years
Reblogging for knowledge of yet another dog whistle
there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.
